FreeOnes Board

Free Ones Board! Hello, my fellow audience, and welcome back to my reviews. Today, we have a little something on the menu called Board.FreeOnes.com. Basically, this site brands itself as the 'ultimate babe site,' and it is our personal mission today to put that to the test. That would be the same as me branding myself as the best adult writer online, but we all know that it's ThePornDude. I mean, since he is a legend and all. So basically, let's just dive right into this review without dragging it on for too long, because I can't wait for us to do it. Even though I'm actually doing it alone again...

The homepage and the first impressions

I have no idea what's up with Board.FreeOnes.com, but it looks like a forum. And by that I mean, it seems like a forum more than it looks like a porn website. Basically, it sells itself as one thing and then it's actually a total opposite. Now, you can compare that to multiple things. Me, when I used to catfish pretty women, hoping that they would still stay on the date. Even when they found out that it's just my regular ugly self. And, my mom when she tells me how she's going to get skinnier and leave my abusive dad. But she actually just comes back with a massive pack of ice cream cones, and she finishes it in a day. I just don't think there's any help here. Everything's complicated. Same with this site. In fact, it has so many options that my brain is going to explode right now. But, it is how it is, and that noodle money must be earned, so I'll still keep exploring this ugly shit hole of a site.

Navigation

As I've previously said, this site has a shitload of complicated options, and right now, we are going to explore them. On Board.FreeOnes.com, you have multiple ways of browsing. First of them is a search bar, where you can actually choose whether you want to browse babes, videos directly, or many other things including, but not limited to, reviews. It's mostly just a power tool to help you make your way on this site. It's the same as me downloading google maps in order to navigate through the streets of other neighborhoods since I basically never leave my own. You know, just real and practical stuff. And when you think of what you want to see, type it in the search bar, and that's it. Mission accomplished. Which is what I always say when I come back home alive since thugs usually still like picking on me whenever I pass by. I learned not to speak because if I do, it's going to get a lot worse. Then you have other, more, uh, options on Board.FreeOnes.com. But these options still suite a forum better than a regular porn site. For example, you have 'what's new,' which is essentially just news on sexy women. Other than that, you have the babes, their galleries, videos, and whatnot. And you also get the chance to talk about them on various boards. So, essentially, it's just lonely and pathetic men debating about the flesh of young women. All in all, where can I join? I'll probably be single for my entire life, so I might as well get the chance to at least talk about some 'bitches,' with some 'online bros' if you know what I'm saying?! What, that lingo is not cool anymore? Oh, well, what a bummer, I'll just find something else. And after all of that, you simply have the Board.FreeOnes.com's forum, where you can simply see the posts. And then you also have the blogs, and what's new, which is also primarily just a pile of posts and nothing special. All in all, from what I've gathered by now, this place is pretty much like me. Bland, dull, annoying, nothing special to it, and when you're there, you'd rather be anywhere else in the world than there. What can I do, it's just the way it is you know, some sites can't be bombastic. But we still do need to check out the content, though. Otherwise, this review would be nothing. That's pretty much like a day when my dad doesn't hit me. It never happens.

The perks

I'm guessing that the biggest perk of Board.FreeOnes.com is that it's for free. You generally get okay stuff plus the chance to comment on it with other people, and all of that for free. Don't be a cheap and shitty person and complain about it, please. That's my job, and I am a person like that. But proudly though, since I've been pretty much taught to act like that by my mom. I mean not proudly in a literal sense, but I just don't know any better. If anyone is willing to teach me, please do so, because my current way of existing is unbearable. People hate me because of my shitty and wimpy behavior, and yet, it's all I ever learned. So please, either teach me better or shut up and enjoy Board.FreeOnes.com.

The content, I guess

Board.FreeOnes.com does not have any content on its own, but it mostly acts as a distributor. Like, let's say that you want to see a good babe on this site. You can do that in multiple ways. First of all, you have new babes, and then, you have a few more ways of browsing them. By sites, by country, and whatnot. You see, unlike my dad, this site actually gives you a choice, and you get to do something with it. My dad just whips out his belt and tells me to be quiet because of the neighbors. The neighbors already called CPS, but I don't qualify as a child anymore. You see, when they asked me why I don't move away like an average person, I started to laugh. And that's how I spent a week at a psychiatric hospital, so yeah. The ways of searching on Board.FreeOnes.com are good. For example, if you go to the babes' official sites, then you know what you're going to get. Their websites, right? Nothing else, and nothing more. It's the same in life. You either get used to being a shitty guy, admiring ThePornDude, or you actually get up and move on with your life. You already know that I'm not going to do the second thing, so there's no point in asking. By now, I've officially given up, and I'm pretty much satisfied with just rolling in the dirt. That's some kind of life too, right? And if you're a nationalist, you can simply browse through the babes by their countries — every single country in the world, with babes listed on it. No matter where you're from, Board.FreeOnes.com has got you covered. Of course, not every state has a shitload of babes offered, but still, that's okay. You'll find some good ones from your country too. That's why I enjoy watching sports sometimes — feeling prideful, and everything. When I watch other people doing what I've wanted to do (AKA be a jock), and getting paid for it... Phew, that's the dream.

Registration and conclusion

All in all, if you really want to register for Board.FreeOnes.com, you can do it. You can find the registering option near the top, and then you can simply just create an account. First of all, they have over 600 000 members, so it goes to show some quality, right? Second, the process is pretty straightforward. Think of a good nickname, type in your password twice, your email once, date of birth, and that's pretty much it. You do have some annoying things to select after that. And they are your usual 'do you want to blah blah blah' bullshit. So after you get done with that, you're free to browse on your own. If I had to finish and conclude this review, I'd say that Board.FreeOnes.com isn't that bad. It's old school, that's for sure, and it has its weaker sides, but that's okay too. All in all, I'm not amazed, but I'm not disappointed at all.