Given my lifestyle and my unprecedented levels of social anxiety, awkwardness, and just general repulsiveness, maybe this goes without saying, but I do not have many friends. In fact, the grand total of all of my friends, if I had to add them up (not including my mom, of course), would be … well … zero. It is obviously not something that I am proud of. But it is something that I feel like I need to get off of my chest.For the most part, though, I think I am honestly much better off being friendless. I don’t have any drama to deal with, for one thing. I have watched my fair share of sitcoms and tv shows. I know how it goes when you have friends (at least if shows like Friends are any indication). It seems like a whole lot of unnecessary bull crap, if you ask me. I don’t need people in my life constantly vying for my attention, always taking me away from my true loves.When I speak of my true loves, of course, I am talking about, first and foremost, porn. Beautiful, beautiful pornography … the one thing in my life that I know will never let me down. Porn has always been there for me … when I’ve felt lonely, depressed, or desperate for human interaction, porn has been the perfect stand-in. And it asks nothing of me in return. It is truly the perfect relationship.Then there are my other two loves, Suki and Dolly, who are my girlfriend and my mistress, respectively. If you have read my reviews in the past, then you are already well aware of who Suki is. But for my newer readers, she is the body pillow with whom I have been in a long term committed relationship for the last 15 years or so. I cut a slit into her and I hump her every night. My last love on my list is Dolly, my redheaded sex doll with whom I sometimes (well, if I’m being honest, frequently) cheat on Suki with … you know, whenever I am craving some strange. She is so darned hot, and I just cannot get enough of her. Plus, the sneaking around Suki’s back makes it all the hotter. See … who needs women, am I right?Like I said, of course, it gets lonely from time to time. Unfortunately, human beings are naturally social creatures. And socialization is one of our most deeply seeded needs. But I get that in other ways, too, none of which involve actually having to go through the trouble and the nuisance of tending to and/or cultivating a relationship in the real world. I get plenty of socializing done on the internet, thanks to porn forums. And, believe you me, there are plenty of free porn forums online for me to choose from.
Porn Forums for Fap Addicted FriendsBecause there are so many, it can be hard to choose just one. What I tend to do, though, is pick out a few that I really enjoy (and that are exceptionally active and filled with people who are fun to talk to) and then just cycle through. Whenever I am feeling that pesky urge to interact with another person, then, I just go to one of my favorite porn forum sites and start chatting away about my hobby, my passion, and my singular interest in life … porn!It is so nice to be able to find a community of likeminded individuals who also love porn as much as I do. Well, to be fair, I don’t know if anyone actually likes porn to the same extent as me. But some people can get pretty close sometimes. The only person in the whole entire world who might come close to loving porn as much as I do is my hero, The Porn Dude. He is the sole reason that I started reviewing porn sites to begin with. I saw what he was doing with his porn reviews and just knew I wanted to be just like him. So, I copied everything he does!The porn forum that I want to take a look at today, though, is a pretty popular one. It’s the forum section, actually, of the free porn tube known as XNXX. Now, if you are anything more than merely a casual weekend fapper, there is a good chance that you’ve cum across XNXX at one point or another in your masturbatory journeys on the internet. It’s honestly a pretty darned good porn tube, so, if you’re in the market for another free porn tube to be added to your repertoire, XNXX, the general site, might be a good place to go as well.But today I just want to focus on the forum aspect of XNXX. Which can be accessed through the main XNXX home page, or, conveniently enough, by simply typing in the domain, forum.xnxx.com. It’s already easy as a drug-addicted hooker! Let’s see if the site continues to follow this trend of simplicity and streamlined user experience.
Blinded by the LightFrom the moment I land on XNXX’s forum site’s home page, I must admit, I am not entirely taken by the site design. I’m not a huge fan, in general, of XNXX’s blue and yellow color scheme. The yellow against the bright blue of the background make it far too bright for my liking. And when you spend as much time staring at screens as I do, it can exacerbate eye strain. No site should ever cause pain! Especially not a porn site … they exist to bring us pleasure, right? So, if anyone from XNXX is reading this right now, please take note: try a different theme!Beyond that, though, the site looks like any typical forum site you’ve seen in the past. There’s a site menu bar at the top of the page, which allows you to easily browse the entirety of the forum’s content, making for a really great user interface. It’s always a big pain in the butt when you have to blindly click through a forum, one post at a time, to try and find what it is that you are looking for. Below that, you’ll find a nice little introductory greeting, outlining some of the forum’s guidelines and policies, making it really easy for newcummers to hop right in and join in on the fun. Then, of course, are the forums.They are separated into a few sections. You can partake in some of the General Discussion with other XNXX members. Here, you know, you can just kind of make small talk, discuss your favorite porn stars and scenes, talk about the forum itself, or introduce yourself and get to know some of the other members a little bit. Then, you have a section labeled “Pic and Movie Posts,” which, I think, is pretty self-explanatory. You will find a bunch of porn here, dummy! A lot of harder to find stuff, too, then you are likely to be able to stumble upon in XNXX’s standard porn tube section of their site (some great amateur content, too).There is also an entire section devoted to sex stories, where people can share their experiences or float drafts of the erotica that they have been working on. I think it’s always nice when fapoholics have a place to share their stories and fantasies with one another in a space of constructive criticism. The people on this section of the site, too, tend to be very friendly and civil in their discussions of each other’s writing. You got to love that!
Great Discussion and Potential Nut bustin’Below the Sex Stories section, click into a whole forum on the topic of sexuality in general. This is, as the subtitle reads, a “forum is to discuss sex seriously. Ask for tips and advice here.” So, no trolling or mean-spirited comments here, please! This is for people who are actually sexually active (gosh, that must be nice) and want other members of the community to give them advice on whatever troubles or concerns they might have. Very helpful (I would imagine).There is also a personals section, where you can post looking for sexual partners. As you can probably imagine, this is mostly dominated by men seeking women. But there is also the occasional woman or couple seeking man post as well. You’ll want to jump on those early, though, because they get extremely populated by dudes really early on. So, be on the lookout. Other than that, the forum is completed with a section devoted to Games (primarily those of a pornographic nature).All in all, the XNXX forum is a pretty active community made up of mostly (from what I can tell) nice, supportive, and horny porn and sex lovers looking to chat and make internet friends. I go here often, and I think that you should too!