I’ve heard people say they outgrew cartoons back when they were a kid or a teenager, and I always think they sound like a bunch of pretentious dicks. I just ate a goddamn bucket of generic frosted flakes while watching Stephen Universe, and I’m a grown-ass man with his own bedroom and an anime princess body pillow for a girlfriend. I’d make the argument that most cartoons are for everyone of all ages, but the freaky animations on PorCore are probably better left to adults.PorCore.com has only been around for a few years, but their popularity has steadily been climbing. It’s no surprise, as who wouldn’t want to see CG hentai of a threesome between the Frozen sisters and some dude with a really huge cock? Fuck, no wonder they’re getting 5 million visits a month. I jerked off to the Disney version, but it wasn’t anywhere nearly as explicit.
Hot Sluts and Horny Shemales in CGGoddamnit. PorCore has the typical free tube layout, but the first thing that jumps out at me is a big-ass piece of spam that slips past my blocker. There’s a CG girl hovering over the porn thumbnails in the lower right, fingering herself for a few seconds before being replaced by Poison Ivy fisting Harley Quinn. Spock even gets in on the action, hammering some green bitch. There’s a button saying I can Play For Free, but I just click the X to close that annoying shit. Don’t get me wrong, the cartoon humping got the full attention of my micropenis, but I already spent this week’s allowance on adult diapers so I can binge-watch the full Star Wars saga without getting off the couch.Once the spam is gone, it’s a little easier to appreciate all the CGI porn on the screen. The typical thumbnails of warm flesh are replaced here by the cold, cool perfection of sluts rendered by a futuristic robot boner brain.PorCore’s default view shows the newest clips first. The very most recent one is a futanari sex movie where a couple of realistic shemales suck each other off, fuck each other’s titties, and get all up in them bootyholes. It’s a 12-minute scene, and apparently the third part of a larger futa sex epic.Other recent 3D fuck movies include a Devil May Cry parody featuring shemales, another futanari getting her dick sucked by a pool, a woman getting fucked by buff reptilian aliens, a futanari with a horse cock fucking a guy, and a dude getting a blowjob from his neighbor. Holy shit, the audience here really loves chicks with dicks, huh?
Lovingly Rendered 3D Fuck MoviesI’m not really into the shemale thing, so I checked out a video called Girlfriend Fucks Boyfriend. The thumbnail shows a dude licking his teen babe’s snatch, but I guess I should have hovered my mouse over the image for a better look at the scene inside. She pegs the fucker with a strap-on. I once stuck my finger in my butthole because I heard it can give you a good orgasm, but all I did was push loose a fecal chunk that was holding back a torrent of explosive diarrhea. I told my mom the brown chunks had always been part of the pattern on the living room couch.The good news is that the video played without issues. I didn’t have to wait for it to buffer, and I didn’t get any pop-up spam or commercials playing before the scene. The quality control lets me choose 360p, 480p, or 720p, but that’s the extent of the baked-in player’s functionality. There’s no easy download button or speed controls.The quality of the video itself is decent. It’s obviously an amateur CG effort, not something from a big porn studio, but whoever made it was working on their passion. A lot of time and effort went into that glistening flesh, bouncing boobies and strangely twisting ballsack.Next, I watched a sex cartoon called "Velma And Shaggy Having Anal Sex". The Scooby-Doo parody is exactly what it sounds like. The animation is surprisingly close to the Hanna-Barbera style of the original, only with very explicit sex. Like any good anal sex porno, it opens with a blowjob and vaginal penetration before Shaggy pops in the rear door.
Aliens, Furry Sex, and Monster FuckingShemales are obviously big on PorCore, but a handful of their other popular categories are plastered across the header. They’ve got big sections devoted to Aliens, Furry Sex, Hentai, Parodies, and Tentacles. There’s even an extensive collection of Overwatch 3D hentai for you gamer fags who humiliate me every time I try to play an FPS.I’m a huge guy, extremely obese by any measure. My fat rolls are covered in a thick and unkempt layer of hair that holds in the lingering stink even worse than my unwashed clothes. Sometimes I think of myself as some kind of monster, especially compared to sexy studs like The Porn Dude, which is why I gravitated to the site’s Monster Sex category.You ever see a woman get fucked by an insect? I once had a parasitic bunch of maggots living between some of my fat rolls, which I guess was technically a result of flies fucking in the filth that accumulates on my skin. That’s still a bit different from the crazy bug fucking I saw in Haku’s Break Time With Insect. I had a friend who bought some illegal bugs with bitcoin, and one of them fucked his nipple like the weird invertebrates in this scene.In case you were worried that bug movie was a one-off, have no fear. There are more insect-banging flicks tucked in between the demon-humping, minotaur-blowing, goddess-humiliating, and Metroid-raping. PorCore’s got that endless page style that keeps loading thumbnails as you scroll down, and the Monster aisle goes on forever. Shrek is smashing bitches, Marge Simpson is being sexually abused by tentacled aliens, and the weird shit between Ripley and the Alien is a lot more explicit here. Now we know how that thing really knocked her up.I watched a really hot porn anime of an orc fucking a shapely BBW amazon bitch out in a jungle somewhere. She takes it doggystyle, her jugs and thick ass bouncing as the big, stinky green monster hammers away. It’s even got those internal views of the pussy that you only get in hentai. When he filled that cartoon twat with chud, I did the same to the hole I cut in my body pillow girlfriend. Something about the ugly, fat monster humping the pretty girl really appealed to the ugly, fat neckbeard in me.Part of the appeal of the porn on PorCore is that it doesn’t have to stick to the laws of nature, physics or man. People can fuck whatever they want, in any crazy way you can imagine. That fact alone is going to draw a bunch of you freaks whose fantasies can’t be lived out or filmed in flesh and blood.
A Little Spam for a Lot of CG HentaiA fair amount of spam slips through my blocker on PorCore. Aside from that annoying shit hovering over the page at the beginning, most the spam is fairly unintrusive here. By that, I mainly mean that it ain’t pop-up spam. Pop-ups are the fucking worst, but I didn’t get any from the site. There is a persistent spam banner for external cartoon parodies, as well as hentai game links next to the video player. They say you can PLAY FREE, but you weaboos already know there’s a Gacha system waiting to Getcha with in-game purchases.The spam isn’t a terrible trade-off for what’s on offer here. Most free tubes don’t have anything special to give that you can’t get anywhere else. The wide collection of 3D porn on PornCore is impressive in its depth and its scope. There’s a ton of kinky-ass perversion here, and who else has that?The next time anybody gives me any shit about how cartoons are for kids, I’ll probably send them a link to PorCore. It proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that cartoons are for grown-ups. Take a look if you don’t believe me, or if you just want to abuse yourself to CG porn hentai.