Kink VR! Man, I’m fucking pissed. My mom got mad because I wouldn’t clean up any of the jizz socks all over my floor, but it’s my goddamn room and I’ll live how I want! She changed the Wi-Fi password on me again and I wasn’t able to get back online until she got really drunk and made me play Mommy’s Little Helper. Now I’m angry as hell and hard as a rock, ready for some very kinky and painful sex, but since I’ve never actually gotten laid I’ll settle for the virtual fetish porn at KinkVR.When I see beautiful women in public, I usually start shaking uncontrollably, stuttering, and I’ve even been known to throw up out of sheer nervousness. Just loading up a typical porn site and seeing all the lovely ladies and beautiful flesh exposed makes me break out in a cold sweat even though I know they can’t see me. I have to tell you, I have the most terrified boner right now looking at this landing page full of hardcore VR BDSM. Let’s hope I can handle it.
Rough, Hardcore Fetish Smut in VRKinkVR.com is part of the BaDoink network, which is a good sign. If you’ve read my review of BaDoinkVR, you know I’m a fan of their work in general. (The Porn Dude likes them too, and he’s much more of a connoisseur of smut than I’ll ever be.) A membership here includes a free VR scene from another one of the sites on the network, like VRCosplayX or BabeVR, as well as access to a shit-ton (10K+ videos) of traditional 2D smut at BaDoink.Of course, this ain’t exactly your traditional porn. The latest release, Gravity Pulls, features a broad tied up and suspended from the ceiling. She’s completely helpless as a dude called The Pope molds her into submission with flogging, spanking, electrical play, and fisting.When I read the synopsis, I hoped that since it was a VR scene, I would get to be The Pope and abuse this nasty little whore. I wanted to be the one choking her out with leather gloved hands, slapping her pretty face when I finally let her breathe, and aggressively fingering her so hard she screams. Then she’d have to give me the Wi-Fi password, fucking bitch!They are currently updating every week, and each time it’s some seriously kinky shit for the genuine freaks out there. Last week, a thick dominatrix spat in her slave girl’s mouth and made her service me with her mouth, titties, and cunt. The week before that, I was a scientist in a lab studying rough sex with two unsuspecting and beautiful volunteers. As it turns out, corporal punishment during a foursome can be hot as hell, scientifically speaking.
A Good Deal on Some Bad Virtual Dudes and Bitches
KinkVR currently costs 25 bucks a month, which is a few bucks less than most traditional paysites are charging these days. That’s a decent price for weekly exclusive updates, plus all the bonuses. I had second thoughts about buying a membership, because I got worried my anime princess body pillow would think differently of me if she knew I was caning hot chicks in VR. When I backed out of the sign-up page, though, they offered me a discount rate of 10 bucks a month. Sorry, princess, but daddy needs to get off.KinkVR is also offering free VR goggles to new members. It’s just a Google Cardboard, a five-year-old device in a world of rapidly developing technology. It honestly looks, feels and functions like the outdated children’s toy that it is, but free is a decent price for a taste of what virtual reality is all about. Anyway, if you still live in your mom’s basement, she’ll give you a lot less shit about getting some free cardboard thing in the mail versus blowing hundreds of dollars on a new sex helmet.
Let Me Abuse This Virtual Reality Slut!
If you’ve had your VR goggles for more than a day, you’ve already figured out that while streaming porno works, it looks pretty goddamn grainy with the screen right up against your eyes like that. It will get better in the coming years, but in the meantime, you’ll have to plan your wank sessions ahead.I downloaded KinkVR scenes all night, abstaining from fapping the whole time. Well, I tried looking at my favorite Pokémon golden showers hentai, but listening to my mom get railed by my old gym teacher upstairs really ruined the mood for me. Thanks a fucking lot, Mr. Roberts.I was downloading almost blindly, trying to fill up my SD card before mom cut off my Internet access again. I can’t remember exactly what Short Leash Desire is supposed to be about, but I’m into redheads and this one has Lauren Phillips. I hope I get to savagely fist her butthole while electrocuting her nipples until she agrees that only I should have admin access to the router.The scene opens and oh my fucking God, I picked the wrong goddamn one! I forgot that KinkVR has some femdom scenes mixed in with the maledom and female humiliation. Lauren already has my balls attached to a chain dangling from her hand before I have a chance to say no. She tells me I better do whatever she says and starts whipping my legs with the leather strap at the end of the chain. I haven’t even done anything wrong!
Get Degraded In Crisp 5K Ultra-HD
Even though I’m utterly terrified, I’ve got the weirdest boner right now. Lauren is bent over with her huge tits dangling in my face while she talks shit, giggles at me and yanks on the chain hooked to my testicles. The 5K Ultra HD makes me feel like I’m really in this bitch’s dungeon as she sticks her gorgeous ass tantalizingly close to my mouth.There’s a blowjob scene after she finally stops pulling on my nuts, but goddamn, this mouthy bitch won’t stop insulting me. Those mean, pretty lips keep putting me in my place even as she slides that cunt onto my cock and starts bouncing. Her voice is breathy as hell, which really works with the 3D audio to give me tingly ASMR sensations to go with the raging hard-on.Lauren rides me in a few different positions, teases and denies me, and makes me worship her feet. I’m a little conflicted about this scene. On one hand, all the genital abuse and degrading language reminded me of growing up with my bitch of a sister. On the other hand, Lauren was really the one doing all the work, despite running her mouth the whole time. If you think about it, that sort of makes me the alpha in the scene. I wonder if this is how The Porn Dude feels.I felt like the video was getting foggy toward the end, but when I pulled off my VR gadget I found out it was just because I was crying through the last half of it. I guess The Porn Dude probably doesn’t cry when he’s beating his meat with a space helmet on, but give me a break, it was my first time! I’m sure this happens to a lot of guys who watch a very realistic movie of a stunning bitch banging them.I was still wiping the semen from my controllers when my mom came downstairs and told me to clean up those cum socks again. The experience with Lauren really reminded me of my place as a pathetic little obese man, an insignificant worm, and a fucking worthless piece of shit. I sobbed and apologized profusely as I collected my stinking, crusty laundry in my arms.I’ve had a really bad day, guys, but that’s not KinkVR’s fault. It’s a pretty killer website if you’re looking for premium virtual reality smut that really pushes the envelope. This is hardcore BDSM and fetish porn that drops you right into some of the kinkiest scenes I’ve ever seen in any format. It’s not for the faint of heart, but will certainly get your heart pounding and the blood rushing to your cock.