The Dog Fart Network! In between avoiding speaking to my mom, stalking girls at the local library and pretending that I’m ThePornDude, I fill every waking second with porn. I watch porn on the bus, on the subway, at the park and of course, at home, alone, at the end of every day. I wouldn’t call myself a connoisseur, but I’d like to think that I know enough about high-quality porn to give you my two cents and help you jack off just a little bit better.There are tons of different kinds of porn out there, between the smut photos on image boards and stolen clips of cam girls stuffing dildos up their asses during private shows. But mankind’s crowning achievement in pornography has to be triple A pornography. As much as I hate cross networking and the tons of ads that usually come with it, and as much as I detest paying for porn, triple A porn from proper, upscale companies can never be beat.There’s just something majestic about jacking off to high quality porn that you can tell cost thousands of dollars to make. You’d rather have the hottest names in porn than some random nobodies, being plowed by quality dick, instead of some bum they found on the street. It’s also much better if there’s an actual porn set, or better yet a full blown mansion that the smut is being filmed in. It just adds to the Hollywood experience and makes you feel important. You know it’s all fake, and you know that real women don’t scream nearly as loud, but who cares. You’ve had a long day at work and you deserve to feel like ThePornDude for an hour – or in my case for 27 seconds, three times a night.
A Lot of History
Let’s get the obvious out of the way – DogFart is a fucking ridiculous name for a porn company. It is the second least sexually arousing sequence of words that I’ve ever heard in my entire life. The first is my full name, in case you were wondering.DogFartNetwork started out in the porn industry all the way back in 1996, proclaiming that they are the kings of interracial porn, right off the bat. Granted, in 1996 this may well have been the case, but who cares? There were like 50 people on the internet in the 90s anyways.
Over the years, DogFart grew in both fame and quality – There’s a sentence I never thought I’d have to write. They went from being a small aspiring studio that shelled out interracial black guy, white girl videos, to being a full-fledged network with tons of content suppliers under their wing.They currently hold dozens of sites that all fall under the interracial genre in one way or another. ZebraGirls for instance covers white on black, girl on girl porn specifically – hence the name. They’ve got a ton of sites to keep you interested, but we’ll cover that in depth a little later. For now, some infamy!
First of all, DogFartNetwork have come under a lot of fire for being racially insensitive. Not because they feature white people and black people getting it on, mind you. There’s nothing racist about multicultural sex parties. If anything, that’s a celebration of diversity right there. They’ve gotten flak for being racist within their actual videos and taking stereotypes way too far.The first obvious pothole, is that they frequently glorify the idea that black dudes have much bigger penises than average. I would argue that this is not offensive on the grounds that personally, I consider it a fact. I’ve come to accept a very long time ago that black guys, and ThePornDude will always have bigger dicks than me, and that’s just something I have to live with. Then again, white dudes also have bigger dicks than me, as do Asians and most of the south hemisphere, but I digress.The other, and possibly more serious accusation against them, is that they pretty much objectify black dudes until they’re nothing but sexual objects, which is apparently very racist, and a trope in porn – the idea that black man only exist as a fetish object for white women to get off on.On the one hand, I see where they’re coming from. No-one should be completely objectified. If I ever get to cum on a girl’s face, I’m sure to help her clean it off afterwards. It is the feminist way. On the other hand, I’d argue that pretty much everyone gets objectified into the fucking ground in porn so who cares. Either way, I have no strong opinions one way or the other. I’m just here to jack off.There was also a pretty shitty incident of a black porn actor suing the network because he got called the N-Word in one of their videos by the girl he was fucking, and apparently that was supposed to be all fun and games. I can see how that might have been crossing the limit.
Some Bonus Fun
Hardly relevant to the porn review, but hilarious nonetheless – Back in 2015 a Kentucky clerk came under fire for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses, even though it was part of her job. DogFart flat out offered her $500,000 to do an interracial lesbian sex scene for ZebraGirls. Naturally, she didn’t respond to the offer, but I think that this is absolutely hilarious, and I’m glad that DogFart stood up to poke some fun at a person who was obviously in the wrong. – Girls getting it on can’t be wrong.
Finally, we can get into the meat of what DogFart have in store. They cover every single interracial combination you can think of, from lesbian love scenes, to full blown orgies. They’ve got literal thousands of scenes, photo shoots and even candid extras, like blooper reels. It’s all available for the one-time sign-up price.Also, because you’re signing up for the full network, and not a single site, you get access to every single member site of the network, with no restrictions. This means that there’s no annoying cross network promotion to pull you away from your masturbation in order to sell you more porn. Once you’re on DogFart, you’re set for life.It’s true that they really don’t discriminate since you can see they’ve even got two websites devoted to nothing but black on white gay porn, with glory holes and your run of the mill gay action that you’ve come to know and love – Personally I stay away from that shit like it’s holy water and I’m Satan, but to each his own. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with being gay, mind you – I’m just hooked on virtual pussy.
It’s a high-quality triple-A experience with a modern dark design through which you can sort through every single scene they have, regardless of what site it came from. The entire network is available right off the bat and you can search and sort any way you want. You can filter out the gay stuff, or search it exclusively, sort by pornstars, if you’ve got a crush or just flat out browse by category. It’s all there.They’ve also got every single video available for download, up to 1080p, with 4K available for streaming. Luckily, their site is well funded so the chances of it going down or slowing down on you are next to none. I haven’t had a problem with it so far.
It works equally well on mobile, so if you’re in the mood for some black on white girl pussy action while you’re taking your morning dump, they’ve got you covered.
DogFartNetwork is the place to be if you’ve got a hankering for some black and white action. There are a lot of quality competitors, but DogFart covers a ton of different sites to keep the variety fresh and your boner hard.They also cost a laughably low $8.33 a month for a yearly subscription, which you won’t get anywhere else. They really care about bringing you the hottest black on white action, with a ton of mixing and matching to make sure they’ve covered all the bases.I personally found a ton of lesbian scenes on the site that had me coming back for more, and I especially liked the Gloryhole category where these girls took load after load of cum, without me having to see a single dude’s face in the shot.As for the controversy and the allegations of racism, I don’t know who’s in the right, but either way, I hope that DogFartNetwork will keep shelling out the quality porn and moving with the times. They’re very accepting of all kinds of porn and entertainment, so I very much doubt they’ll be coming under flak in the future.