Devils Film! I’m not difficult to please. Give me a big bottle of Mountain Dew, a cheese pizza, and a night alone with my anime waifu pillow, and I’m happy. Most of the time.But sometimes, every once in a while, that isn’t enough. I don’t know what does it to me, but I turn into a bad boy. I’m told girls like bad boys, but it’s not working for me, so when I’m in the mood for something a bit different, my porn site of choice is Devil’s Film.
So what, I hear you asking, is a Devil’s Film? Is it porn featuring guys and girls in red spandex suits with horns? Or fully-functional CG devils fucking a wide variety of demons?I’m not sure if this will disappoint you or please you, but the title isn’t meant to be taken literally. The porn on devil’s film features normal men and women, but the action is a little bit more extreme than most sites. You’re not going to see blood, gore, and extreme violence, but the sex is a bit rougher than usual.And there’s a bit more of a taboo nature to the site than your average porn site, too. Think transgirls, light incest, bisexual encounters, and interracial sex. The kind of stuff that’s not actually morally wrong, but that your grandparents would think is the work of the devil. I wouldn’t say it’s an extreme porn site by any means, but it’s definitely on the edge a bit.
A Journey Into The Depths Of Hell
Once you enter into the fiery cauldron (where, if you’re like me, you’ll find yourself after you die anyways), you’ll be greeted with a fairly efficient and attractive layout, along with lots of features to help you find the porn of your choosing. Right off the bat, you’ll see the most recent videos, most of which are about half an hour long. You can mouse over them to see a video preview, click through to stream them, or even download them right from this page (if you have the right membership type).You can also click on any of the actors or actresses' names, and be brought straight to a page listing all of their videos. Below is a recommended video section, which will grow to know you better than even your best friends (assuming you have any) once you’ve watched, rated, and liked a few Devil’s Film videos.To get to the rest of their sorting and filtering tools, you’ll have to click through to “View All” in the most recent section. It’s slightly counterintuitive, but this is where all of the powerful features in the site lie. You can filter between straight, lesbian, and bisexual videos, and also pick whether you want to include or exclude transgender people. As a modern enlightened man (and a horny bastard) I prefer to include all genders and sexualities in my porn-viewing, but if they’re not your type you can hide them with just a few clicks.You can also sort by popularity, and even a unique measure that Devil’s Film calls “Most Engaging.” I’m not sure what secret formula they use to determine this selection of videos, but I don’t really care: the picks are so hot that any attempt to figure out how they were chosen ended in me jerking off in about ten seconds. Don’t think too deeply on it, just feast your eyes and whip out your cock.Moving down along the sidebar will let you select from a huge variety of categories, which can be combined in any number. Not only that, but they’ve got a feature that I’ve never seen before and is so useful that I wish every site would have it. You can actually exclude categories from your combinations, making sure that no videos with those tags appear in your search.Say, for example, you absolutely despise BBWs, or even black women (shame on you!). Just click on the crossed out eye, and none of your porn will be sullied by your dislikes. On top of all of that, you can filter by quality (from 4K all the way down to a respectable 540p), video length, and pornstars. With the tools at your disposal, if you can’t quickly find a hot video on Devil’s Film, you’re more to blame than the site itself.
The Number Of The Beast
If you thought that getting into heaven was hard, wait until you see how much Devil’s Film costs. The base membership is thirty bucks a month, which I find a bit steep, even considering how great the site is. This gives you access to everything the site has to offer, and will automatically renew at that same price each month.Like many sites, Devil’s Film offers a two-day trial membership, but this doesn’t let you access the whole catalog. Instead, you’ll only be able to watch the ten most recent videos, and you won’t have the capacity to download. To add insult to injury, this plan costs three dollars, which is one whole dollar ahead of the typical market rate for a short-term membership. That may not seem like much, but it would buy a cheeseburger at McDonald’s to go along with a trial almost anywhere else, so it’s nothing to shake a dick at.They also offer another month-long plan, but with reduced features. For twenty dollars a month you get unlimited streaming, but you lose the ability to download videos. For some people, this plan might work, but if you’re like me and the thought of living in a post-apocalyptic world without internet access keeps you up at night, that won’t meet your needs. If you want to prepare for the future, this plan just won’t cut it.The only other option is to subscribe for an entire year, which will significantly discount the price to just about ten bucks a month. This is by far the best value, but most sites get cheaper on a sliding scale with three-month and six-month memberships, too. Having those options would be nice, but you’re out of luck on Devil’s Film.But, hey. Let me let you in on a secret. Just play hard to get. I can never do that in real life, probably because I’m a horny virgin, but if you’re able to resist your urges for a few minutes, Devil’s Film will offer you a discount code. If you leave the membership options open on your browser for about five minutes, a pop-up will show up offering you a discount code of up to 50% off. Sure, this will only work for the initial term, and you’ll have to pay the regular price once you renew, but you’ll save a few bucks.
Friends With Benefits
There is one saving grace, however. Don’t let the premium price dissuade you from joining Devil’s Film if you’re on the fence. Like a few other premium porn sites, your membership here will also give you access to a collection of discounts on a whole load of premium porn sites. The sites that are discounted change regularly, so make sure you come back often. For me, that’s nearly every day, but if you have a less voracious appetite for porn once a week should do it.It’s like buying one of those charity coupon books that old ladies sell, except this one doesn’t suck. For one thing, the deals are for things you might actually want (like JAVHD, 18 and Abused, and Vixen.com instead of shitty chain restaurants), and on top of that, the discounts are actually a lot better. You’ll save at least twenty-five percent on even the worst deals, and some discounts are as deep as ninety percent off.So make yourself an extreme couponer and don’t forget to check out the Deals page. Even if you end up not liking Devil’s Film, the money you’ll save with this section will make your membership worth the money. It’s like an investment in your future. Mommy keeps telling me I should do something like that—I’m fairly sure she’s trying to say that I should use my money to get an education, but I think this is a much safer bet.Not only that, but you’ll also get access to the entire Adult Time network of sites with each membership option. For no additional cost, you can check out sites like Teenage Lesbian, Fantasy Massage, Supernaturally Stacked, and My Pervy Family. Maybe I spoke too soon when I complained about the price. Thirty dollars each month is a bit pricey for a single site, but when you take into account everything else you get with it, it’s not so bad. I’m sorry for saying mean things about you, Devil’s Film (often misspelled as "devils films" and "devil porn"). I hope you’ll forgive me. But even if you don’t, I’m still going to masturbate to you. I hope that’s ok.