ThotHub

Thot Hub! I was looking for a live stream of a Japanese RPG I’ve been grinding the last few weeks just so I can compare myself to the amazing men and women that stream video games for a living. It’s my dream job though my acne and scratchy voice would make me more of a laughingstock than a legitimate livestreamer. I also never know what to do with my hands so everyone would either laugh at me for keeping them in the air by my ears the whole time (I sometimes wore mittens so people won’t look at them during school presentations) or they would just call me a queef and laugh until I logged off. Forever.

As I looked for live streams I came across a website called THOTHub. I had no idea what a THOT was, but because mother was monitoring my Internet traffic again I had to wait until I got to my grandma’s house a few days later. I had to sneak over because my grandparents banned me from their house (their reason was, ‘you’re just fucking you all the time’) and get on their Wi-Fi network. Searching for the definition of a THOT, I discovered that it’s something called an acronym: That Hoe Over There.

I gasped so loudly the porch light came on and my grandpa ran out with a shotgun.

“PornGeek is your fa**ot ass on my proper-tay again! I’ll fu**ing murder you where you stand if your go**amn baby balls even come close to my house!”

The foul language alone made me start crying. I urinated in my pants and pooped a little which made the back porch flip on. Grandma knew that smell from anywhere and it woke her up out of a dead, cold sleep.

I escaped through the garden, running through the carrots and tomatoes they had planted earlier that summer. Garden gnomes began to explode near my feet as she fired off her hunting rifle. My foot got caught in a watermelon. A fat Indian gnome exploded next to my face and the ceramic got in my eye and it’s been infected for days. I also dropped my lucky Sailor Moon keychain. They knew I was there and now they have proof. Next time they’ll be waiting; next time they won’t miss; next time they may finally strangle me.

But that’s beside the point. I discovered that THOTS are usually in reference to ladies that are active on social media. They dress sexy, act sexy, look sexy, speak sexily, and a lot of guys cannot deal with that. Men, there is nothing sexier than a confident woman that knows she’s worth strutting her stuff! We should raise these women up and give them the confidence they need to continue showing their sexy attributes.

As a male feminist, it is my duty to review THOTHub for what it really is: a collection of strong-willed women that if you’re nice to them enough will date you and give you a lot of kisses. Sheila my Hentai pillow is sleeping on the living room sofa again so I’m feeling a little more risqué today meaning you may read a couple of ‘tantalizing,’ (or should I write ‘titilating’ to be a little more edgy? *Tilts head* WhatevermufstIdoo Sir Barkington my trust stuffed poodle?) antidotes in this review. But what am I waiting for? Men, that stand together, raise the women of THOTHub up, support them by following them on social media, and private messaging them seeing if we can give them money, love, support, and our commitment along with our desire to be the only man they will ever want.

Let’s read a review of THOTHub together! Who knows? Maybe if I can sleep out of the home one night and find a job that’s good enough for me I will get a date out of this!

Simple to navigate and easy on the eyes like these lovely ladies are

The ladies on THOTHub are some of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen. There, I said it so sue me! These are real, natural, and healthy women that deserve respect just for making the decision to live stream and show people like us a look at their private lives! Finding the women that inspire us all to be better men is easy on THOTHub. From the front page alone you can view the newest videos that have been uploaded. You can also sort videos and images by, ‘hot posts,’ trending,’ and, ‘latest.’

A lot of these brave females are on sites you’ve definitely heard of: Snapchat, Twitch, and Instagram to name a few. Some of the videos and images are also from the female’s Patreon pages as well. Although I don’t know if we’re supposed to be looking at them for free, it reminded me of the importance of always paying it forward and giving these lovely ladies the attention they deserve.

So what did I do? For every Patreon image I looked at, I donated $50 from mother’s credit card to the female’s Patreon accounts. It’s the least I can do, and I have found that donating money is a great conversation starter for these women. I’ve already donated $5000 and each one of them has given me a special picture with a thank you note. One of them even gave me their phone number but after sending my favorite One Piece memes they’re already keeping me on read. Sometimes I don’t understand the female experience, but I still take every opportunity to raise them up and show my respect!

Mobile site is responsive and clean – like my dream female

Just when I was about to click on a picture of a lovely lady dressed in Pokemon attire mother yelled at me to come clean the bean juice off of her body. I can’t say no to her and she knows this so I had to scrub for over an hour. This made my colon start working overtime so once I was done I had to take a giant poop. It gave me the chance to check out THOTHub on the mobile side. Let me tell you something: it’s fast, it’s responsive, looks just as clean and attractive as the desktop version, and clicking on any of these amazing females is as seamless as it should be.

I finally clicked on the female that was a big Squirtle fan. Looking at her, I felt the universe shift and my eyes glaze over. I looked down and noticed my penis was bigger than it had ever been before. My balls were pulsating. I was scared. I touched the end of my pee-pee and felt it bob up and down like the time my uncle made me bob for apples at Halloween, except there weren’t just apples in there. When I touched it, I orgasmed all over mother’s bathroom wall. My semen formed a sentence that said, ‘go to her.’ I took it as a sign to print all of her pictures and posted them in a scrapbook. I buried the scrapbook under an oak tree, ready to dig it up when it was time for her to be mine.

I really like the mobile site. It’s easy to view any lady at your leisure and isn’t difficult to navigate. I came to look at the mobile side of THOTHub and came away experiencing true love.

Easy to find any female by name, category

Sometimes, you just do not know who you want to look at. I wanted to look at females that only stream Final Fantasy games dressed in Yuna cosplay attire and the best way to do that was to select, ‘Filters,’ on, ‘Menu,’ and select, ‘Cosplay.’ If you know the name of the fame you want to find though, you can do so by selecting the, ‘A-Z list,’ and selecting the female you want to look at. It’s very easy to find exactly the type of female you want to look at even if that means looking at them via the platform they stream on. You can also choose the random button, but well…

Random button doesn’t work, could use more content

When clicking the random button to load a random female to raise up and glorify I kept going to the same female. I sent her 20 compliments before I figured out the random button doesn’t actually randomize anything. This was confusing but I give THOTHub the benefit of the doubt: they can fix this and they were probably just having a bad day!

THOTHub could also use more content. I know I know, we should be happy that the women on THOTHub are gracing us with their appearance and be happy with what we have but I would like to see more variety. I especially want to see more variety in the cosplay section.
Call me a dreamer, but if THOTHub invited tasteful females that want to dress up like their favorite anime characters I think that would bring in a lot of traffic. *Points thumbs at chest and smiles like a grinning cat, nodding head slowly:* You know this guy would be there every day ready to prove he’s relationship material!