Motherless Images

I’m going to make a bold assertion. Porn pictures are not obsolete. Yeah, videos are the safe choice when you’re looking for a quick fap before you go back to your anime and chicken tenders, but pictures are really what the porn connoisseur should focus on. A good porno pic is beautiful in a way that videos can’t match: the way they encapsulate a single moment, a single feeling, a lifetime in an instant. The whole world in a grain of sand.So when I’m ready to settle in for a long night of “art appreciation,” I usually head over to the images section of Motherless. But why Motherless? All of the big popular tube sites have image sections, so what’s the point of traveling to the deep, dark slums of the internet just to jerk off?I think the appeal of Motherless is best understood by way of analogy. Sometimes you want a porterhouse but sometimes you want a greasy, fatty cheeseburger. You know the burger is going to make you feel like shit after, and you’ll regret eating it, and you’ll have a mental breakdown where you start crying uncontrollably about how you’re getting too fat and you’ve wasted your entire life masturbating alone in your bedroom while your friends grow up and buy houses with white picket fences and have families with dogs and cats two kids and a swimming pool and… ok. Deep breaths. It’s going to be ok. I’m fine. Everything is going to be fine.I need a distraction. Let’s ignore our feelings and dive straight into Motherless Images, ok?

Viewer Beware

There is something that I should warn you about before we get started. You really shouldn’t browse Motherless’ image section blindly if you’re faint of heart. Yes, you’re going to find some absolute gems that you won’t find anywhere else, and yes, you’ll still probably have a good time when you end up finding exactly what you’re looking for, but in the meantime you might spot some things that gross you out. Or even scare you.Just taking a quick look at the front page, I see a nice pair of tits (yay!), a juicy ass covered in cum (yay!), and a guy’s dick wrapped up in rope so tightly that it’s turning purple and looks like it’s about thirty seconds from falling off (boo).That being said, one man’s disgusting shit is what another man can’t cum without looking at, so if you want to look at the bright side of things I suppose you could see the variety of content on Motherless’ image pages as a sort of fetish discovery engine rather than a frightening risk. Just don’t blame me when the site awakens your ball-crushing fetish like it did mine.

But Wait… This Isn’t What I Ordered

The pics on Motherless are absolutely first-rate. Not only are they hotter and more taboo than what you’ll find elsewhere, but the section really stands out in its uniqueness. These aren’t the same old photosets that you find anywhere else. While your generic tube sites basically have the same content over and over again, the pictures on Motherless are for the most part only on Motherless. For unique, amateur porn, both fucked up and normal, Motherless should be the beginning and ending of your search.The only problem with that arises is when you’re looking for something specific. If you just want to browse through recent or popular pics like an all-you-can-eat buffet of porn, Motherless will meet your needs perfectly. But, if you’re in the mood for a specific fetish, you might run into some issues.The biggest problem is that there aren’t any categories. Without a way to jump to groups of related pictures, you’ll have to improvise if you’re looking for, say… I don’t know, something normal like mom-son incest.What you’ll have to do instead is search. By default the site’s search function searches the entire site, so after inputting your search term you’ll have to switch over to the images tab. Once there you can filter by image size or upload date, and also sort by relevance and upload date.But there’s a few things missing here. One, the ability to sort by popularity or viewcount or really anything other than date or some nebulous “relevance” factor would help. I searched “incest” and it came up with over two hundred thousand images to flip through. How can they say that the one at the top is more relevant than the rest? Being able to jump to popular pics seems like a pretty basic feature, but somehow it’s missing.This issue is compounded by the fact that a lot of images are miscategorized on Motherless. The second most “relevant” picture that popped up after my search was a close of a pair of tits tagged with a whole lot of things, including both “wife” and “incest.” It’s also featured in a group called “amateur teen with big natural tits.”Now, I’m not one to distrust a complete stranger on the internet, but there’s something fishy about these contradictory tags. If I was a suspicious man, I’d suspect that these tits actually have nothing to do with incest, and whoever uploaded them just decided to throw the incest tag on to them to drum up views.This problem happens again and again. For every search, a good chunk of the pictures clearly have absolutely nothing to do with what I was looking for. I search for incest and find a regular old picture of a pornstar; I search for MILF and find a teen that would have had to get pregnant at 17 to be considered a MILF; and I search for teen and find a woman that would have to have lied about her last fifteen birthdays to call herself a teen.Granted, the pictures were all hot, but I’m going to be perfectly honest: I’m here to see pictures of people fucking their families and doing other lovely degenerate acts, so it kind of grosses me out when I see normal porn hidden among my fetishes.

Going To The Galleries

There are a few ways to get around these missing features, but they’re a bit roundabout and come with their own problems.One of the options you have is to go to galleries. These collections contain both videos and images, but they’re often a better way to browse the images than relying on Motherless’ subpar search functions. Instead, search for what you want, scroll down to galleries, find a good one, and stick to that. They usually have at least ten or fifteen images, but some have hundreds or even thousands, making them a much better bet when you’re in the mood for something specific.The other one is groups. Again, same thing: search for what you want, scroll down to groups, find a relevant one, and join the fun. But the same problems exist here. First and foremost, the search function is far too basic to even find a proper group. I again searched incest, and the first three groups that came up did indeed have incest in their description. But, as it turns out, they’re actually the exact opposite of what I was looking for: each one had a rule in their description stating “no incest.” I had to scroll to the fourth result before I found something even remotely relevant.But then we get to the bigger problem: group membership is open, and anyone can upload anything. So even if you find the perfect group, you’re going to have the same problems. You’ll find two pictures of the exact right thing to get you hard (she even looks like mommy!) and then your boner jam will be ruined by something completely irrelevant (are those two even related? Gross).That being said, I think a smaller group that’s pinpointed on your specific desire is the best it’s going to get. It may be a lot of work to find one, but when you do you’ll notice that the community aspect of the site is really what keeps it going. That is, until the group gets popular and starts to get infested with irrelevant content. People ruin everything. Maybe that’s why everyone starts to complain every time I join the group. It’s no different from real life, I just wish that once I could be accepted. Even among the freaks I am an outcast.Oh well. At least I’ve got plenty to jerk off to while I’m here.