I’ve done it and you most probably have dabbled a bit of celebrity gossip as well. For whatever reason, you care about Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Lindsay Lohan among other leading names in Hollywood. Well, for me, occasionally daydreaming about getting that handjob from Halle Berry as I watch a basketball game provides a great escape. Before you judge me, I find it easier to obsess with such lofty dreams than think of the many local girls who wouldn’t touch me with a ten-foot pole.Thing is, ability to lure them notwithstanding the fact that, I’ve always been attracted to boobs and I love seeing women in bikinis. That’s right, even miserable people sometimes need a break. My love for celebrities and their sexiness was actually triggered when I found several Playboy copies under my dad’s bed and found myself masturbating to all the cute, (almost) naked women I saw in the magazines.I couldn’t help but marvel at how shapely all the women seemed to be and imagining myself having sex with them and holding them was a great escape route. Years later, I still occasionally jerk off to celebrity nudes just to add some spice to my fap sessions and I’m about to tell you about one source of Hollywood filth; Egotastic.com.
What to expect
Egotastic.com describes itself as a site dedicated to “Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News” and anyone looking for Hollywood-related eroticism will find a reason to whip their dicks out. It is a blog site with celebrity gossip, entertainment news, and a ton of sexy material form celebrities, mostly in the form of photos. Perfect place to get familiar with who is hot and probably grab a few faps. When you have articles with such titles as ‘Sophie Turner Oral Education’ or ‘See Jenifer Lawrence’s Nips in See-through Top’, the contents on the site are pretty much self-explanatory.When you think nude leaks, sexy shoots, upskirts, nip-slips and all the naughty stuff that happens in Hollywood, think Egotastic.com. They do like to mix it up with some rumors and entertainment gossip which is a perfect combination as far as I’m concerned. The site really does prefer women stuff, but there is a bit of male content to add to the fun. Wanna know how ‘naughty’ celebs get busy when not getting famous? Read on.
Simplicity is the new sophistication
If that sounds like an excuse for a site whose design doesn’t look like it used much time to be developed, that’s exactly what it is. Egotastic’s main focus was clearly on the sexy content and seemingly waved the middle finger to anyone looking for something a bit more aesthetic. Much like me every time I tried to get a girl’s number. Anyway, while I don’t like the white background, the simple plain design works for me. I was never a sophisticated person anyway. As long as I get to see some sexy flesh, the rest is a bonus.However, a simple website design is not necessarily a guarantee to smooth navigation. As a matter of fact, moving around the site is a bit of a hassle since you only get the top menu and a search option as your only navigation features. Sure, you can easily scroll down the blog for the latest posts with sexy celebs, but at some point, you will get tired of scrolling. The NSFW tag is a fantastic option to go straight into the posts where you are likely to see some flesh, but the site could do with better navigation options.
Serving two masters?
That’s what Egotastic seems to be doing by mixing the erotic stuff with some pretty tame posts. If I was making the decisions, I’d say cut the chase and take me straight to the naked celebrity content. But I’m just a horny perv looking for nip slips and nude photo-shoots to ogle at and I have to take what’s served. It is frustrating and I wish the site picked a lane and stuck to it. This whole thing of trying to appeal to the mainstream audience while wooing the erotic crowd doesn’t cut it for me. While I don’t share his success with ladies, this is an opinion we certainly share with ThePornDude.That said, at least the content is neatly arranged and the blog format certainly makes it easy to catch a glimpse of the latest posts. However, if you are the patient type and have more than a few minutes to spare, going through section by section is another option to take in the sexiness.
The photo section has the hottest shit
By far the best bit of Egotastic is the photos section. If you are down for hot babes in bikinis, sexy asses sticking out of thongs, sumptuous boobs popping out of bras and such kind of jazz, this section is your best bet. See the likes Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer, and Ashley Graham among others in varying levels of nudity. Some of the names might more recognizable than others, but it’s the hot bodies you are after, not names, right?If like I suspect you are here strictly for the wank materials, you are better off skipping the videos section because there is none. I didn’t find anything to empty my nuts and most of the content here is video trailers. I won’t sit here and lie that I enjoyed any of that. I spotted a video from Orange Is the New Black where there were a few boobs on display but that’s just about it.Hit the NSFW tab whose contents are exactly that; not safe for work. Here you find gems like Eva Green’s hardened nipple pressing against her shirt so hard and almost ripping through the fabric, Heidi Klum Caught Topless on the Beach, a completely nude Charlotte McKinney and more stuff that will certainly progress me into one year closer to being too old to jack off to.The celebrities tab is a list of all the celebrities that have been featured on Egotastic. I consider it a shortcut to the atrocious nudity you will encounter here. It is quite a long lineup and in the rare chance that you don’t find your favorite celeb here, the search feature may be your best option. Either way, as long as it involves famous girls getting naked and exposing parts of their bodies that get your dick hard, chances are you will find it on Egotastic.
Why Egotastic is a gem
Some erotic content; the site is mostly about photos and there is plenty of eroticism and nudity featuring famous Hollywood babes to check out.Daily updates; getting hold of celebrity nudity is a tough ask but Egotastic clearly have no problems finding new content as new posts are updates on a daily basis.Free to use; other sites dealing with nude celebs either require you to pay through your nose for the content or force you to open an account. There is none of that bull on this site. All you need is a stable network and you are good to go.
The not so splendid
Dated design; the site’s design appears like it was developed two decades ago and clearly needs a revamp ASAP.Limited navigation options; apart from the top menu and a basic search feature, the site has no other option to navigate which makes finding specific content a bit of a hassle.No porn; for all the abundance of celebrity nudity, there is a severe lack of explicit content and anyone looking for leaked sextapes, for instance, will be disappointed.
The addition of categories would be a major step forward in terms of navigation. Sure, I still found my way around some erotic content, but it took me a bit of digging and adding categories would make it a lot easier.The site should also decide which way they want to go between mainstream and erotic. There is so much non-adult content floating around the site and I don’t see how that is of use to anyone looking for nudity.
Looking for the juiciest gossip and saucy photos featuring your favorite celebs? That’s exactly what Egotastic.com is built for. They have a great line up of movie stars, musicians, and other famous people showing off sexy flesh including countless topless photos. There may be non-explicit content in the mix, but there is clearly plenty of fun to be had if you get off naked celebs.