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ZZ Cartoon! Ever since ThePornDude created the internet and uttered those famous first words: “Let There Be Smut”, the world of perverts has been scrambling to find, produce and distribute all kinds of pornographic materials. First came the German cum play movies from the 70s, then giant vaginal bushes straight out of the west US coast, and eventually Japan chimed in with its various spins on schoolgirls and tentacle rape. But ever since the beginning, all new genres of porn were basically spins on the same concept. You get a girl, you pay her rent money and she lets you cum on her back on camera. Rinse and repeat, and you’ve got yourself a porn industry. However, thanks to modern advancements in technology, animated porn has become almost as successful and as sought after as the real flesh and blood smut. Now you guys know me, I’m the real OG loser who likes himself some drawn anime titties, so I’d venture to guess that I am the absolute biggest fan of animated smut this side of the Nile river. When it comes to jacking off to cartoon porn, I try to squeeze in at least 10 faps a week, minimum. And when I decide to jack off to drawn pussy, I sometimes find it hard to make up my mind. Do I want to watch animated Japanese bukkake, or am I in the mood for something a bit more western? These days, hentai is probably the most-watched and most produced form of animated porn, and it’s my bread and butter. But even I, the self-proclaimed waifu master get tired of hentai sometimes, and I need to switch it up. Sometimes I hop over to real-life porn, but other times, I get on ZZCartoon and I blow some real weird loads out of my 2-incher.

A Different Kind of Tube

On the surface, ZZCartoon looks like your average animated porn tube. You’ve got your hentai movies and you’ve got your … well, literally everything else. These days if animated porn isn’t hentai, I honestly don’t know what to call it. There doesn’t seem to be a western standard. I mean, if it’s Japanese then you know exactly what to expect – down to the oversized eyeballs and loud girlish screams. But when it comes to all other types of animated porn, it’s a bit of a shitshow. Now don’t get me wrong, it is the kind of shitshow I enjoy, because when I jack off on ZZCartoon, no two videos are the same, and I appreciate a bit of variety in my faps. It’s nice to get surprised once in a while. What I’m getting at here is that the various genres of cartoon porn that have cropped up over the years are really fucking weird in their own little ways, and for some reason ZZCartoon are going way out of their way to find the weirdest, but at the same time hottest bits of cartoon porn out there.

Many Flavors of Animated Cum

All right, let’s dig into the various types of smut you’re gonna find on ZZCartoon. I’m gonna try to be thorough, but chances are, I’m not gonna cover everything. First up, we’ve got cartoon spinoffs. This is the type of porn that closely resembles the kind of cartoons that you grew up watching. These include but are not limited to videos of the Family Guy family fucking each other in increasingly disgusting incestuous pairings. But hey, if you’ve ever wanted to see Lois Griffin get molested by one or more of her children, congratulations, you’re a pervert. Second on the list are SFM inspired animations that use assets ripped straight from famous video games, with an added flourish to let you actually see video game characters’ asses prolapse from taking too much horse cock at a time. So if you’ve played Tomb Raider or Metal Gear Solid and you’d like to see Lara and/or Quiet taking horse cock until they’re ready to pass the fuck out, you’re in luck. There’s a shitton of these. I don’t really get the appeal of watching an animated horse fuck a lovable female main character in eerily high video quality, but to each his own. Personally, I’m just glad to see Lara Croft getting fucked – I couldn’t care less who does the fucking. Thirdly, and here’s where shit gets really fucking weird, you’ve got the hyper-realistic 3D render videos. At first glance, these seem to be identical to the previous group of 3D animated horse smut. But I’m not talking about a video of a fictional character getting plowed. No, that’s way too vanilla. There appears to be an entire subgenre of animated pornography centered around creating humans or human-like creatures with painfully realistic looking skin, in 3D animations that are so difficult to keep down that you might just barf on your erection. Now I’ll be the first to admit, I’ve jacked off to these, so obviously they’re not that bad, but they take a lot of getting used to. As for what you can actually see in these videos, well, let’s start with the home page, shall we? The first hyper-realistic video I can see on ZZCartoon right now is titled 3D Porn With Yummy Babe Blowing Dicks. It is a painfully high-resolution render of a giant woman sucking the dicks of miniature men. Or maybe it’s the woman who’s normal sized and the men are miniatures, I don’t fucking know. Either way, in this video you get to see a woman suck off dicks that are roughly the size of her pinkie finger, while the dude they’re attached to just sort of floats in the air. I’d like to assume that if I were to ever try hallucinogens, this is the kind of fucked-up shit I’d see, and that thought terrifies me. But as long as my weird-ass, high-quality 3D renders remain inside the monitor, and they don’t try to exit and devour my soul, I think I’ll be fine.

Quality and Design

First of all, ZZCartoon’s web design is dope. It’s next-gen, it’s clean, it’s white and pristine, and most of all, it’s fast as fuck. Also, I tried hard to find some ads on the site, and they only really popped up once on the side of a video I was watching, and they never managed to get in the way. It’s basically a free website, with amazing design and fast servers, where you don’t get mauled by ads, and you get to see Lara Croft take horse cum for 30 minutes. Dream come true? As for the features of the site, it’s all very standard, but fleshed out. The videos are properly tagged, and you can sort by a ton of tags like 3D, 2D, Anal, Bestiality, and whatever else you might be able to think of. On the home bar, you’ll see links to videos, categories, a pictures section as well as top searches. I kind of like the top searches section because it lets me peer into the minds of other perverts and see how they think. As it turns out, not all great minds think alike, because the all-time favorite search term on the site by a fucking mile is “Mom”. Why? I do not know. I do not want to find out. I’ll jack off to horse cock, but “Mom” is where I draw the line. As for the community, they’re roughly where the videos come from. The site lets you sign up for free, which lets you do two very wonderful things. You get to download any of the videos and you get to upload your own videos. That’s the main reason this site keeps growing as fast as it does. Currently, they’re standing on countless thousands of videos and there’s new smut added on here every single day. I don’t see them running out any time soon. On top of that, everyone in the community is really nice. The comments sections are very neat and clean. Everyone seems to get along. Plus, the main admin for the site, whoever they are, uploads more than most of the users combined. It’s obvious that whoever is running the show at ZZCartoon really cares deeply about animated pussy. Personally, I have great respect for them. The verdict is in and ZZCartoon is getting a certified fresh rating from me. The site is niche, but extremely high quality, and one way or another you’re going to find something hot to jack off to here. And if animated smut isn’t your thing, well, get off this review, man. I review real flesh and blood pussy too, go check some of those reviews out. In the meantime, I’m going to be stroking my cock to animated horse dicks, like there’s no tomorrow.