There isn’t a lot of room for creativity when it comes to sites focusing on pissing. It’s a simple niche, and it doesn’t take a lot to do it well—point a high-quality camera at a cute girl pissing, and you’ll satisfy most of your audience.VIPissy does manage to differ from most urine centered sites, though. Typically, these sites present themselves as having been filmed by a series of hidden cameras, despite the fact that if this actually was the case, everyone involved in the production of the porn would have been imprisoned long ago. They follow a girl, watch her piss into a toilet, and roll the credits. It’s hot and simple, but VIPissy shows that there’s more that you can do in this genre.These videos are usually filmed just like any other porn film. The actors are in front of the camera, and they’re not pretending it doesn’t exist. And, unlike many other pee sites, the actors often interact. You’ll find girls pissing on eachother, guys pissing on girls, and even the rare girl pissing on a guy. They’ll even drink eachothers piss on occasion, which awakened something deep inside my heart (and my cock) that I didn’t know existed until now. I wonder… would it be safe to drink my own piss? I need to call my doctor. I hope she’s unblocked my number after the last time…
April Showers Bring May Flowers
The first thing you’ll see upon entering VIPissy is an array of recommended videos. I’m not sure how they determine this on your first visit, but once the machine that is their recommendation algorithm knows more about you than you know about yourself, this will probably become your beginning and ending of most of your trips to the site. In my case, one of the first few videos almost always tickles my fancy, so I end up blowing my wad before I get much further.But until that happens, you’ll need to train the recommendation engine up. You can explore by looking through the most recent videos if you prefer—don’t forget to mouse over each thumbnail to get a quick video preview of some of the best moments in each scene—or, if you’re looking for the best of the best, jump to the popular tab.But if none of that strikes your fancy, you’ll be happy to know that VIPissy has one of the most powerful sets of filters known to man (or woman—we’re equally opportunity masturbators here). There’s a fairly small amount of categories, although they are all well-targeted to the site’s niche, but the tags on each model go into so much detail that you’re essentially able to use them to handcraft your own personal pornstar.Each girl on the site is tagged with all of her essential features: age, eye color, hair color, nationality, pussy type, skin type, and titty type. Yeah, they don’t catalog anything about her goals, interests, hopes, or dreams, but we’re here to watch girls piss, not value them as human beings. If you want to get to know someone’s personality, go out on a date—these filters are set up to empty your balls, not to find a soul mate.There’s a similar set of filters for the action, too—you can filter for anal sex, straight sex, lesbian sex, position, and so much more. Between the two, you can narrow down the vast collection into exactly what you’re looking for as easily as you can take a piss.
More Payment Options Than You Can Shake A Dick At
Fairly often I’ll come across a premium porn site that I enjoy, but just doesn’t have enough flexibility when it comes to membership options. Sure, I’ll join anyways, because my immense and infallible appetite for porn is only matched by the number of my mother’s credit cards that I have access too, but I understand that not everyone has the VIP access to unlimited funds that I do. So I try to take value and variety of options into account.VIPissy, on the other hand, takes things so far in the other direction that I’m almost paralyzed by the plethora of choices in front of me. All told, there are thirteen different subscription options, each with various rates, pros and cons. So, for this site even more so than most others, it’s important to follow my lead and make sure you understand what’s laid out in front of you before you dive in.The choices are split into three categories, so I’ll tackle those one by one to let those readers of mine who don’t share my immense intellect get lost in confusion. The first, and most feature-filled is the Full Access option. This lets you take advantage of every single feature that VIPissy has to offer—the key differentiator being the ability to save and download videos to your hard drive, either in preparation for an apocalyptic scenario where access to internet porn no longer exists (say it ain’t so!) or a future in which you’ve decided that you don’t need any future uploads from VIPissy, but would like to keep a few (or a few hundred) videos as souvenirs before you cancel your membership.For the full experience, a two-day trial will run you three dollars. This is fair, but what follows isn’t—if you don’t cancel or change plans, it will automatically renew at a rate of thirty-five dollars every thirty days. While this isn’t as obscenely overpriced as some porn sites, it’s a far cry from the thirty-day plan that VIPissy offers, which is an incredibly reasonable fifteen dollars per month.While that monthly rate is about as cheap as some sites end up even if you sign up for a year at a time, things get even cheaper for VIPissy. A full-featured three-month subscription works out to just ten bucks a month, and if you sign up for a whole year you’ll only be paying the equivalent of six bucks a month—which will get you an entire year for about what two months of the converted trial will cost, so choose wisely.I almost always recommend the longest-term option, because I’ve broken down and accepted the inevitable fact that I’m going to be watching an enormous amount of porn until the day I die, but I’m even on the fence here. After the one-year plan, VIPissy also offers a lifetime membership for $400.00. There’s a possibility that this might be a good deal, but tread carefully. The break-even point for this compared to chaining one-year memberships is at five and a half years. Before you commit for life, consider whether or not you’ll be alive in five years (due to my morbid obesity and diabetes, that’s not a sure thing), and whether or not the site will even be around in five years. I have no reason to believe it won’t, but things move fast in the porn world, and I would hate to send these guys enough money to buy an Xbox only to have them close up shop the next day.Next up are the streaming-only plans. Don’t assume that these are cheaper across the board, though—if you’re not paying close attention, you might end up paying the same amount for a reduced set of features. The trial is cheaper, both during its original term and after—it starts off at just fifty cents a day, then each following month will cost twenty dollars. The same is true of the monthly plan, which becomes an incredibly affordable ten dollars per month.But the one-year subscription and the lifetime membership are identically priced despite the reduced functionality. So if you’re planning on taking advantage of either of these plans, make sure you’re on the right tab, otherwise, you’re going to be spending the same amount of money and giving up the ability to download. I’m not sure if VIPissy is being deceptive on purpose here, but either way, I’m looking out for your best interests while they’re not, so follow my advice.But that’s not all, the choices keep coming—they’ve also got a completely separate a-la-carte pay as you go option, where you can purchase tokens that can be exchanged for single videos. The pricing here is fair, and the per-token price goes down exponentially as you purchase more tokens, so you should be able to think for yourself here. But, in my opinion, this is almost never worth it—by the time you’ve paid for any of these pay as you go token packages, you could have just purchased a short-term full access membership and downloaded whatever selection of videos you wanted to enjoy. It’s probably going to be cheaper, and you’ll be able to save more videos than you otherwise would have.And besides, you’re not tricking anyone when you tell yourself that you’re just going to buy tokens once. Porn is like pringles or crack rocks—you can’t have just one. You’re going to be back for more. So just bite the bullet, accept that piss porn is part of your life now, and sign up for an ongoing membership plan.