Wet and Pissy! Mainstream porn is all well and good, but some lonely nights I get really thirsty for some weird shit. You know the kind of shit I’m talking about – fringe smut. The kind of porn that you don’t discuss in front of even your closest of friends because it’s a bit too depraved to hear about it out loud. One of my favorite go-to's during these lonely depraved nights is definitely pissing porn. Now hear me out, I’m not saying that I’d like for a girl to pee on me. I’d settle for them holding my hand first, then we can work our way up. I’m saying that piss porn is a nice break from the standard camera-zooms-in-on-guy’s-asshole shots you get in mainstream porn, and it’s nice to have it all neatly gathered in one place. That’s exactly why I have to wholeheartedly recommend WetAndPissy.
What’s Good in the World of Piss?
What you’ve got with this website is basically paid access to a gigantic network of smut in extremely high quality, in 4K resolution. We’re definitely talking about big-boy porn sites now, guys. These are the kinds of golden standards of porn that reach ThePornDude levels of awesome. All of their videos are extremely well made, and you can tell that the spent a lot of money on them. I’d like to hope they pay their girls a lot of money too, considering all the piss they have to play with and swallow.WetAndPissy pretty much set the golden standard for golden showers, and their videos hold nothing back. This ain’t your average porn tube library of piss videos that feature repetitive content and cheap pornstars. They’ve got some real OG talented actresses on camera, and they film them in really wide angles, to show off everything they have to offer. You get to see everything that these girls are packing and they’re all extremely gorgeous.This is also not a website that is exclusively made for people who enjoy the smell of hot urine on their flesh. This is a website that everyone and anyone can enjoy. A real family-friendly place where you can get quality smut that’s out of this world and super unique. That is, provided your family is comprised entirely of consenting adults who like to get together to binge watch smut in the privacy of their own homes.
Premium Pee Play
Now you might be thinking to yourself: “Why would I pay for piss porn, when there’s tons of it on free porn tubes?”, and you’d have a point. That is, I’d encourage you not to pay $20 a month for a single subscription to a single website, but that’s not what WetAndPissy is all about. They’re part of a huge network, as I mentioned, but they’re not just bringing you pissing porn.Other networks will have you sign up for an anal lovers’ website and provide 10 other anal related sites under the same subscription. But why should you care about that? One anal site is as good as another, and it’s not like you need to pay for more of the same. You’d rather get a discount and sign up for one of them. Well, that’s one formula that WetAndPissy got right. They don’t give you bonus sites that are all focused on hot pee. They bring you subscriptions to websites in other niches with other types of smut content, to satisfy every part of your palate.That right there is an offer I can’t refuse. And if you’re a hot-blooded virile male who knows quality smut when he sees it, you shouldn’t pass on this offer either. I probably shouldn’t discriminate though, so I’ll say this: If you’re a woman who likes to watch videos of other women getting pissed on, and playing with each other’s urine, you should sign up too. Hell, get a subscription for everyone in your family. Why the hell not? And while you’re at it, show them ThePornDude’s website. Spread the love and the porn education.
About the SiteRegarding the actual website, WetAndPissy is following 21st century standards of not having a completely inept script jockey write their code. Their website is clean, pristine and most of all, as sterile as the urine they feature. It’s got that classic white and yellow look, to remind you that you’re going to be seeing a lot of yellow liquid on white women, across all of their content. But I shouldn’t jest – they’ve got a lot of black girls too. Hell, they’ve even got Asians. Everyone gets pissed on here at WetAndPissy.Beyond being colored in a style that highlights their focus on piss play, WetAndPissy really got their design right. It’s incredibly sleek, super-fast and really easy to navigate. Right off the home page, you’ve got a ton of recommended smut that has come out in recent days, and boy do they upload frequently. As far as I could tell, they upload a brand new, full-length movie, if you can call it that, every single week.If you want to see something more specific, you can opt for recommended, most recent or most popular videos. These classic choices should be more than enough to get you going, during those lonely dry nights, when you wanna jack it to some urine porn. On top of that, their smut is perfectly tagged, across the board. They’ve got tons of filter tags like Pussy Wash, Wet Toy, Close Pink and even Sucking on Clothing. There are so many sub-genres of piss porn; I doubt that even ThePornDude has heard of all of these. You have to be a real piss loving connoisseur to have gone through the entire collection of what piss loving pornstars get around to. I was blown away to discover that there’s an entire world of smut just within the piss genre. I thought it was about unloading your bladder onto another person, then handing them cab fare. It turns out, it’s a lot more complicated than that, and there’s a lot more than a couple of lonely girls can do with and to each other given they haven’t gone to the bathroom recently.On the very top bar of the site, next to the home bookmark, there’s an option to see nothing but scenes. This is very similar to the home page. But next to that you’ve got the girls' option, and that’s where I’d recommend you go right away, the second you get on this site. The girls' section breaks down every single girl that they’ve got on the site, listed by popularity or recent updates, and it’s all neatly broken down alphabetically.What I find really interesting is that the girls are displayed in very large thumbnails that show their faces, smiles, breasts, and most importantly, vaginas. There’s a vagina shot that shows the girls unloading their bladders, in the corners of their images, in case you wanted to sort by face and urinary skill, at the same time. I’ve never seen any other website do this. You’d think that an anal site could draw inspiration from this and show their models with little pictures of their assholes in the corner. I think that would be a wonderful idea.
Dedication to Pee
Finally, I have to talk about their rating system. It’s a very simple community-driven principle that lets everyone rate scenes and pornstars between a one and a five. But I’m not talking about stars. On WetAndPissy, all the scenes and girls are rated between one and five piss points, which are neatly displayed as little white droplets in a yellow button. I wasn’t kidding when I said that they’re really trying to drive the point home with their focus on pee-play. I doubt that even urologists spend this much time working with and around urine. The dedication is out of this world.The site is even superior on mobile, if you can believe that. They have a similar layout, but you can tell they made it custom, because it scales ridiculously well on your phone and the videos load lightning fast. I’m not too surprised at this; given that they’re actually charging high-priced subscription fees. However, I’ve seen other websites charge for a service and have very underwhelming loading speeds that don’t even let you jump through the video without having to wait for it to load, over and over again. You get none of that grief here. Your 4K piss extravaganza will load instantaneously, and you’ll enjoy that shit with no interruptions, so help you, God.And in case you were curious about the other sites that come with the network, you get access to Wet and Puffy, We Like to Suck, Eurobabe Facials and Puffy Network. This basically means that you’ll get access to a lot more babe-centered smut. I haven’t seen a lot of focus on dudes or dicks on any of these sites. Even the blowjob videos focus on the girl, primarily, so I can definitely give this network my seal of approval.