HentaiVideoWorld! Man, do I love my job! I review every flavor of porn under the sun, six ways to Sunday, from the hardcore blowjobs to the wacky and weird sex games made entirely in Flash. It’s a wet and wild ride and I get to be hard throughout all of it. But one way or another, both my job and my deep-seated passion for Asian cooch always bring me back to hentai babes, and for that I am grateful. Truly ThePornDude was generous when he created the porn universe for all us boys and girls to enjoy, because when he said “Let there be hentai”, he meant it.We’re living in a day and age of so much drawn Japanese smut that we could literally fill a pool and drown in it if we wanted to. And personally I’m overjoyed because there is no piece of smut on this planet that gets me harder than hentai. It’s got everything I love and none of what I hate. Namely, it’s filled to the brim with screaming nubile hentai babes, most of whom are drawn to look like they’re no younger and no older than 18. And, there are little to no intrusive men with giant cocks to rip me out of the experience.In recorded POV sex scenes it’s really hard for me to relate to the dude in the video because they usually have these monster dongs, the like of which I assume ThePornDude is sporting. I’m no ThePornDude. I’m a 2-inch, 5-foot-3, two-pump chump, and I like my girls to be nice and docile. Preferably I also enjoy my penises to be small and non-intimidating as well, so I can relate. I do allow a pass for tentacles though, because an octopus could never steal my girlfriend - that is if I ever had one. And even if I did, I wouldn’t let her anywhere near open waters lest she floats away on the waves and never come back to me.
Paying for Eastern Flavor
A thousand and one reviews in, it should be very clear that I am obsessed with hentai. I cram in weeb references wherever I possibly can, so if you haven’t gotten the memo, I apologize. I live, breathe and shit hentai. That’s just the life of the lonely pathetic loser - there’s no two ways about it. So during those long nights when I feel the animated yellow fever set in, I make my way down to HentaiVideoWorld, where I naturally have a premium account, and I dive right into the proverbial pussy pool, and pull on my petty little pecker until I’m so pooped that not even ThePornDude could get me to watch more porn.HentaiVideoWorld is one of those websites that goes above and beyond when it comes to what they care most and in their case, the passion of the day is obviously hentai. The main difference between them and the countless free hentai tube sites you might be familiar with is in the quality. You don’t pay money to enjoy sub-par hentai, after all.On top of that their library is absolutely huge, with more videos than I could count. I jack off on their site roughly once every two days, with breaks for some flesh and blood pussy, and I still haven’t seen a quarter of what they have in store. And given that they’re constantly uploading new stuff, I doubt I’ll ever see the end of it. I love it!
50 Shades of Yamete
So let’s say that you’re a newbie when it comes to hentai. I am after all supposed to be the second-best guide to the porn-verse, after the all mighty, all holy ThePornDude. I’m here to teach you a thing or two about drawn pussy.First of all, you’re going to see a lot of classic stuff, like the genres you’re used to seeing on normal porn websites. There are blowjobs, and anal scenes with some vaginal penetration here and there to really get the schoolgirls screaming. But anal and blowjobs, the way I understand them, serve to demean the girl at least a little bit to get you off on the idea that she’s down on her knees and begging for cum.So where’s the appeal in watching a drawn girl do that when you know that no real cum got guzzled? Well, it’s about going above and beyond. You see, these girls aren’t just animated into sex scenes and shipped off to your screen. First of all, there’s the voice over, and Japanese porn voiceovers come with more overall quality than the average Hollywood movie dub. These voice actresses are so incredible that I would give them all an Oscar and then a facial - if I could.On top of that, there’s a lot of scene variety. When the video you’re watching is an animation, that lets the creators animate weirder and weirder stuff within a single scene. They don’t have to get their money’s worth in a single penetration scene. So once you’ve seen a girl take a vaginal dicking for over 5 seconds, they can pretty much move onto the next position right away, because what’s the point of watching a video loop?Even weirder still, I remember this one time when I was a kid and I accidentally realized just how unhinged and without restriction the Japanese adult brain really is. I was flipping through TV channels sometime after midnight, looking for cartoons - as you do at that age. One of the channels I flipped through happened to have hentai on. Why? How? I have no idea. I didn’t even know our cable company offered free porn channels, but I was none the wiser back then. I hadn’t even seen a vagina on screen at that point.But I saw one then and there, and it took up the whole screen. Immediately I found myself interested in this mystical object on my TV. I didn’t know that I wanted to put my dick in it, but the little guy was definitely standing at attention. Two seconds in, I shit you not, a penis flew out of the vagina and sort of strapped itself in at full mast. As it turns out this was one of those hentai that I would learn more about at a later age - where the girl in question has the power to convert her vagina into a super-powered super-sized cum shooter, bigger than anything I could ever sport.This brings me to my conclusion on the flavors of Japanese pussy - they’re unhinged and they’re not always normal pussies. These girls could have dicks and vaginas and assholes and tits all at the same time, all naturally occuring, because hey, this is fantasy hentai land. On top of that, there’s really no limit to the imagination as to how much crap you can shove up a hentai babe’s holes before she flat out dies by being torn in half. And sometimes they keep fucking even after they’ve been torn in half, because orgasms are life, I suppose. The lengths to which Japanese animators will go to satisfy my insane cravings are insane, and no regular porn site could ever hope to match this level of creativity.
The Technical Mumbo JumboLet’s get the super sad part of the conversation out of the way first - the money. You gotta fork over some hard cash to get to the good stuff on HentaiVideoWorld. I know that it’s worth it and I can give you my guarantee, but I wouldn’t recommend you take my word for it. Instead, sign up for their $1 limited access. It’s good for two days, and if you’re like me, that’s a good 12-14 faps. If you do the math that’s less than 8 cents a fap - prices that can’t be beat.If you happen to enjoy their content, you’ll know they’re worth a more permanent investment and you can grab the full $19.95 monthly subscription.As for the video quality technicalities, they’re not what they could be given that we’re living in the modern age of HD and 4K screens. Unfortunately, they can’t be blamed for this - they stream the videos in their original quality, so if that happens to be 480p, that’s all you’re gonna get. However, when it comes to anime, with all their sharp lines and simple color schemes, I think you get way more bang for your buck. Compression can absolutely destroy a flesh and blood pussy on screen, but hentai pussy is always safe, because hentai pussy is sharp and vector-y.