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PissJapanTV
Piss Japan TV! Everybody pisses. It’s a fact of life. From birth to death, people urinate on a daily basis, no matter their age, sex, race, socioeconomic status, or any other factor differentiating us. It’s the great leveler. Your mom pees, your dad pees, your high school bully pees. The President pees, the Pope pees, and ThePornDude pees.
And if something is natural, it can’t be bad. All aspects of human life are beautiful in their own way. Sure, piss might stink, and its taste is only appreciated by fine connoisseurs, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less valuable.
The point that I’m trying to dance around is that jerking off to videos of cute Asian girls pissing is totally normal. Well, maybe normal isn’t the right word. It’s a niche subgenre of porn, and it’s very hard to find outside of premium specialty sites like PissJapanTV, but it’s… not normal. What’s the word.
Not morally wrong? Yeah, that’s it. It might be weird, kind of gross, and not the type of thing you ever want to admit to anyone, but it’s not hurting anyone. I masturbate to a lot of shit that’s more fucked-up and damaging than a bit of pissing. So no harm, no foul, right?
Channel Surfing
There are two routes that sites tend to go when coming up with their names. On one hand, some are obscure and alluring, only vaguely hinting and teasing at the treasures they hold. Others, like PissJapanTV, are much more utilitarian and descriptive in their approach. In those three words, the title tells you pretty much everything the site contains—videos of Japanese girls pissing. Once you’ve admitted to yourself that videos of Japanese girls pissing is all you’ve ever wanted and entered the site, you’ll be greeted with a surprisingly efficient layout. A lot of niche sites know that the perverts who sign up will be so desperate for content that they don’t put any effort into presentation, but PissJapanTV doesn’t fall into this trap. What you’ll notice at first is the most recent videos, laid out chronologically. Each comes with a thumbnail (that, unfortunately, doesn’t lead to a preview when you mouse over it), a video title, and a brief description. Videos are added just about every other day, so if you’re an infrequent visitor to the site, you can just keep an eye on this section and enjoy the new releases of the yellow stuff as they come out. If, on the other hand, you’re like me and you dedicate your life to every new porn site you join for at least a few weeks, you’ll want to explore further. The best way to do so is by clicking Scenes at the top—this will let you reverse the chronological sort, or switch to sorting by top rated or most viewed scenes. If none of the popular stuff appeals to you, you can also check things out by searching through the names of models, or, if you don’t have an intimate knowledge of the Japanese piss-porn industry, by categories, titles, or descriptions by clicking on Search on the bar at the top. If you’d like to get the know the girls involved, you can scroll through a gallery of their faces by clicking Stars up top, too. A vast majority of the videos involve girls desperately emptying their bladders, but PissJapanTV even has some videos that have nothing to do with pee. Strange, I know, but hear me out. These are normally pretty good. They’re still amateur (or amateur-ish), and the girls are cute. If you get tired of watching hidden bathroom cameras and just want to watch a pretty girl have sex with a change (you weirdo), these videos offer a nice change of pace from PissJapanTVs standard fare.Streaming The Streams
Most of the videos on PissJapanTV aren’t action-packed to begin with. The typical film follows a girl rushing through the streets with an expression on her face that shows us that she’s not in a hurry to catch a train or see her lover, but rather to find a toilet as soon as possible. About half the time, she’ll reach her destination and piss over a very conveniently placed camera, while the other half of the time she has to stop before she gets there, squat on the street, and let loose (or, if we’re lucky, just wet herself through her jeans). It’s a simple formula, and you might think it would get repetitive, but you’d be wrong. Have you ever gotten tired of watching girls get fucked, despite having seen it a few thousand times? The same concept applies here. The video playback on PissJapanTV works perfectly. That’s to be expected from any premium porn site, but believe me, we aren’t always this lucky. The videos load as quickly as they should, and all of the playback buttons work, so they’ve got the basics down. On top of that, you can also adjust the quality from standard definition (if you want to save data or pretend that you’re really watching a low-quality hidden CCTV camera) to a much less grainy high definition (so that you can really focus on the close-ups of the piss exiting the promised land). The site has so few ads that for a while I thought they didn’t have any. There aren’t any major sidebar ads, banner ads, or, worst of all, pre-video or pop-up ads. The only ad you’ll see is one at the very bottom of each page, usually advertising for another premium porn site. And, frankly, if you’ve scrolled that far down without cumming you probably should move to another site, so I’m going to count this ad as a positive rather than a negative. The mobile site works just as well, too. I don’t often masturbate on the go, but ever since I signed up for PissJapanTV, I realized that this type of porn is one where a functional mobile site is important. When I see a girl on the street who looks like she’s holding it in and rushing to the bathroom, it gets me in the mood for piss porn. So instead of having to head all the way home to beat the demons out of my dick, I can just beat the girl to the nearest public bathroom, lock myself inside, and jerk off. As an added bonus, it might lead to her having to piss herself while she waits for me, so I’ll get another nice view on my way out.Paying The Price
Just like I can’t get a girl to piss on my face in real life for free, watching this many high-quality videos of urinating beauties has a cost associated with it, too. Thankfully, though, that’s all you’ll have to do to gain access—no matter how many complete strangers I accost outside of the bathroom I still haven’t had success, but it only takes a few minutes (and a quick trip to mommy’s purse to grab her credit card) to get into PissJapanTV. As good as the porn is, PissJapanTV’s options for membership are a bit disappointing, however. They’re missing the two options that I almost always use and recommend—a short-term trial membership to decide if the site is right for you, and a long-term commitment for when you’ve given up all hope of ever finding a girlfriend and accepted the fact that the savings are worth the blow to your self-esteem that comes with acknowledging the fact that you’re going to be masturbating every night for at least the next year. Instead, they offer only two membership choices. You can sign up for a monthly plan that costs twenty-five bucks every thirty days, or a three-month term that works out to the equivalent of twenty dollars a month. Not only are the choices limited, but the savings are pretty insubstantial, too. On a lot of sites the cheapest option is less than half of the cost of the most expensive option, so saving five dollars isn’t quite as big of a deal is the savings are elsewhere. Still, it’s hard to complain too much. This is niche content, so they could basically charge me whatever they wanted and I’d sign up. If you want to watch hundreds of videos of Japanese girls pissing, this is one of your only options, so they’ve kind of got you in a rough spot. It’s a bit of a slap in the face to their loyal customers. Well, that’s not entirely true—being slapped in the face turns me on, this just makes me feel sad and unappreciated. But, that’s par for the course in my life, so at least I feel at home.- Niche content that you can’t find anywhere else
- Regular sex videos provide a nice change of pace
- Expensive and inflexible membership plans
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