Black Valley Girls

I have always had a thing for black girls. I can’t quite explain it. Black women are strong, sexy, and powerful as all heck. The saying is true: The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Well, at least I assume it is true. I, of course, have never been with a woman, black or otherwise. But if I could have any woman on earth to make sweet and passionate love to … like, if I came upon a genie and he granted me three wishes … my first wish would definitely be to be able to screw a beautiful black queen.Well, to be more specific, if I really was granted three wishes from a genie, the first would probably be to have sex with Beyonce. Obviously. She is the sexiest woman in the world. Who wouldn’t make that their first wish? Idiots, that’s who. Nobody can deny that she has the most banging body. That butt? Those thighs? Those beautiful boobies? Gosh, she really does have it all. She is what I believe the kids today would refer to as “stacked.” I love a thick, beautiful black woman, and Beyonce is the epitome of why.In America, black women are not told that they are beautiful often enough. And it truly is a shame. If I could have one superpower, I think it would be to have the same level of sexual prowess as The Porn Dude, so that I could travel all around the world making love to ebony goddesses, far and wide, to show them how beautiful and sexy they truly are. For those of you who are unfamiliar, maybe this is just your first or second time reading my reviews, The Porn Dude is my hero. He’s my inspiration, and I like to consider him a sort of unofficial mentor of mine. He writes awesome porn site reviews, which is what inspired me to give it a shot.I wonder if The Porn Dude has ever made love to a black woman before. If only he would answer one of the 500 emails that I’ve sent him, we could talk about it! Probably not, though. I highly doubt The Porn Dude ‘makes love’ to anyone. I bet he does nothing but fucks. That is it. Nothing to it, just hardcore screwing, fast and rough, and then goodbye. Gosh, he is just so darn cool! Definitely go check theporndude.com out and see what I mean for yourself. Heck, I would not even be offended if you stopped reading this review right now to see what he has to say. His review is probably much better than what I am going to be able to do here today! … Just being honest!I may not ever be able to actually have sex with a living, breathing woman, but I don’t let that stop me from having my fun! I have my body pillow, Suki, who I have been in a monogamous relationship with for, I think. 7 or 8 years now. Yeah, it’s pretty serious. I also have my sex doll, Dolly, who I cheat on Suki with occasionally. But she’s a redhead and I am kind of getting over that phase. I think it might be time to trade her in for a black blowup doll. I’ll have to go check some sites out and see what I can find. Plus, of course, there is a wealth of ebony porn online for me to enjoy. What a beautiful time to be alive, my friends!

My Favorite Obsession

One of the best black porn sites out there, though, in my opinion, has to be, without a doubt, Black Valley Girls. The chicks that they get to do porn on this site are just out of this world gorgeous. Some of the most beautiful black women I have ever seen in my entire life. And I spend a lot of time looking at pictures and videos of attractive black women on the internet. In fact, that is what I would say makes up about 60 to 70 % of my daily activities. Other than humping Suki (or Dolly), playing Call of Duty, and eating Cheetos. What can I say, it’s a wonderful life, is it not?Black Valley Girls is one of many sites under the porn network known as Team Skeet. If you have ever masturbated to porn at all in the last five to ten years, then there is a very good chance that you have at least heard of Team Skeet. Actually, there’s also a very good chance that you have fapped it to one of their videos. Probably multiple. Even if you weren’t aware of it. They are one of the biggest and most popular premium pay porn networks on the web. And their videos are everywhere. Plastered everywhere you look. From Porn Hub to Red Tube to xHamster, there is no escaping Team Skeet.Which is actually a really good thing, seeing as their porn is, just in general, of a very high quality. Some of the best in the business. They do a really good job at toeing the line between a sort of stripped-down, gonzo aesthetic and a more professional, stylized, HD feel that is usually associated with premium pay professional porn sites. Their stuff tends to feel real, which is not only a rare asset for a porn site, but one of the most important, for sure!

Extremely High-Quality Professional Ebony Porn

And Black Valley Girls is no exception to this. It is Team Skeet at its finest. The only difference, of course, is that the models are exclusively black. Duh. Not only are the girls all black on this site, though, they are all absolutely stunning as well. Black Valley Girls, as the name implies, definitely seems to cater to a certain type of blackness, too, and that is black girls that might be called boujie. Black girls with straightened hair, who dress like they are from the suburbs. Until they are undressed, which, thankfully, doesn’t take long in these videos, and then they are just straight sexy. Nudity is the great equalizer of class in the end.From the moment you log into Black Valley Girls’ members area, you will see a site design that is probably exactly what you expect from a site like Team Skeet. It is sleek, minimalist, intuitive to navigate, and easy to use. It is straightforward. No frills, no bells, no whistles, no smoke, no mirrors … just high quality porn as far as the eye can see. And beautiful black skin being touched and kissed and licked, more often than not, by white men.So, I guess Black Valley Girls is more of an interracial porn site than it is a straight, 100% ebony porn site. But, hey, who cares about the color of the penis. It’s all about the content of the porn, am I right? That’s what MLK famously said, I think, in his “I Have a Dream” speech. Am I way off? I never was very good at history…From the second you land on the Black Valley Girls members page, you will immediately know how to navigate the site. It is that intuitive. At the top of the page, there is a site menu bar, which is convenient and makes it super simple to browse all of Team Skeet’s sites and content (if you should decide to just buy a membership to the whole network (not a bad idea, if you ask me). The site menu bar allows you to choose between Home, Models, Sites, Specials, Help, Search, Tags, or Logout. So, as you can see, it is straight to the point. No BS.Below the site menu bar is a large banner, advertising one of the site’s recent videos. At the time of this review, the scene that they are leading you to check out is one that features the beautiful Nia Nixon. Who, I must say, has easily one of the nicest butts I have ever seen. It’s not even a bubble butt or super huge or anything, just perfectly sculpted and prime for the taking. Gosh, I just cannot ever get enough of it.

One Major Downside…

Then, underneath that banner, you are in the thick of it. Nothing but video upon video of the most beautiful black women you’ve ever seen, having sex like it’s their job. Well, on second thought, they are porn stars, so it is their job. But they are darned good at it is what I’m saying. One downside to this site, though, is that Black Valley Girls only has a grand total of 44 videos. Not that many for a premium pay porn site, unfortunately. And it doesn’t seem like this site gets regular updates anymore. The most recent one came out last month (July), and the second newest one was May. So, you’ll be lucky to have a new video every other month it seems.