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Any Porn! It isn’t often that I steal get to order pizza but my welfare check came in when I was alone at the house and I had an opportunity to cash it at a check-cashing store a few blocks from my home. I went out wearing my best Sailor Moon attire with my new sunglasses so I look dope enough to attract a lovely female to spend time with. I stopped a gas station and bought a few bags of Doritos and soda, speaking to the female cashier and hoping to impress her with my, ‘knowledgeable factoids.’ She wasn’t impressed but then again she wasn’t of exotic Asian descent so what I was saying probably went over her head! *Pats the bust I made of her out of old pizza boxes*. Don’t worry, you will understand one day!I ordered a pizza and the Gods must have been smiling on me, for a beautiful Asian female delivered my pizza to me! I was thunderstruck friends! I immediately invited her in to look at my anime and sword collection but she said she was busy. I wrote my e-mail address and blog address (along with ThePornDude’s credentials so he can vouch that my e-mail address belongs to me) in case she changed her mind. I never got an email, no comments on my blog, nothing.I ordered another pizza and unfortunately, she didn’t show up. I asked the old man where the ‘Asian goddess,’ was and he looked at me for a second and said, “umm, she’s under the weather.” My ninja sense told me he was lying, so when he left I jumped in the back of his pickup truck and rode to the pizza store.I knew it! She was in there working! I staked the workplace out until her shift was over. But while hiding in the back of this man’s truck as he worked inside and went on his deliveries I found a new free tube site called Anyporn. Just like the name implies it had about any porn you can think of! Does it have porn about beautiful Asian females that are being blocked from true love by her co-workers? It might! Keep reading to see if it’s worth checking out so you can find out for yourself!
So many categories!
There are only a few categories I care about when it comes to watching adult videos: Asian, mature, cosplay, you get the idea. Even though these are the best and hottest genres on any free tube site I realize some people’s tastes may differ slightly (some may want to watch POV videos starring a mature Asian, for example). At Anyporn you can find whatever it is you are in the mood for thanks to their huge list of categories.From the drop-down categories menu, you will find some of the more popular adult categories. Clicking, ‘All Categories,’ will take you to the huge list of categories with everything from ebony lesbians to MILFs in Japan. Ah, to actually take a trip to Japan and find an exotic goddess I can call me own *shivers, then signs*…. what a dream…Displays videos being watched at that very moment
A feature that Anyporn offers that more free tube sites should start offering is being able to watch videos that are visitors are watching at that moment. There is something so interesting about knowing that you and others are watching the same confident female inspire other white knight men like yourself to go forth and be the best man they can be! I kept refreshing this category hoping to watch videos that are fine men like myself are watching and I believe I will be going back for more!Speaking of going back for more, I will also be going back to the pizza restaurant for more gawking at that beautiful Asian female that delivered my pizza earlier. The delivery driver has never suspected to check the back of his truck to see if anyone is hiding back there and I don’t think he will do that anytime soon. I know she starts working at 4 pm and the man gets there at 3:30: by getting there between 3:40 and 3:50 I can hide when no one is looking. I watch her as she pulls in, laughs, and works inside the pizza restaurant. I watch her drive away and go on deliveries.Someday I will get the nerve to hide in the back of her car. Until then I am subject to studying her and uplifting her internally from afar…Browse by latest and most viewed videos, popular channels
There are times when even videos that are being watched by other members simply will not do the trick for you. When you cannot settle on a beautiful creature to stare at and imagine living in your basement with you, you can browse videos by the latest and most viewed. You can even view the most popular channels on Anyporn if you cannot decide exactly what you want to watch. These all seem like small features and the good Lord knows a lot of free tube sites offer these features nowadays but it’s still something worth celebrating.Kind of like I will be celebrating once that beautiful Asian goddess realizes she was meant to be my wife…Can choose to browse videos only in HD
I don’t know about you, but high-speed Internet has spoilt me to not wanting to watch videos of a specific bitrate. I want to watch females showing their personality and confidence in glorious high-definition. Who wants to watch such beauty at 360p anyway? *Raises hand* Not this guy! Fortunately, Anyporn lets you browse videos that are only in 720p and above. It’s a great way to weed out older and less detailed videos for those that are going to make you believe you actually have a window to a beautiful woman’s soul that you can peer into and compliment for hours or even days on end.What I wouldn’t do to have an HD video of that goddess from the pizza restaurant. I would not only loop it on my desktop but would also print out every single frame from the video and hang the pictures on the walls. This would let me view every move she makes in the video and stare at her in her natural glory. That’s how I feel about her. I want to absorb every movement, every breath, and every sniff from her nose. I want her to be mine!Loads quickly on mobile and desktop
A free tube site isn’t worth a darn if you cannot browse it just as easily on mobile as you do on the desktop. Anyporn functions just as flawlessly on mobile as it does on the desktop so you don’t have to worry about that! When I was hiding in the back of the truck, I was able to easily watch dozens of videos of beautiful Asian creatures as I studied just what to say and how to act to the beauty once I come face-to-face with her again. I didn’t witness any buffering issues, no crashes, no weird issues with trying to navigate the homepage, nothing! It was easy to use and for that, I give Anyporn a big, “thaddaboy!”Would be nice to have a section for just tags
As awesome as it is to have a huge list of categories I would have liked to also see a list of tags I can click on like other free tube sites. It’s a minor gripe and one that’s not worth expounding any energy on but if I could select tags from one master list that would be ideal and convenient. Anyporn should consider adding this feature one day so people like me can view every Asian-tagged video that’s offered.I didn’t get a chance to finish my review when I was originally writing it. I just finished but wanted to give you a head’s up on what happened to the Asian goddess that had been trapped in my dreams as of late. The Chad that drives the truck actually found me hiding in the back and went to tell his manager. Everyone came out to ridicule me but get this: the Asian goddess actually recognized me!“You!” she screamed. She was so happy to see me! I went to give her a big hug but at that point, I had been in the back of the truck for six hours and was sweating like a gorilla and had mosquito bites all over my face. She backed away and ran into the store screaming, probably because she has a phobia to other people’s sweat. Me too! I ran to chase her but the Chad clotheslined me, busting my head open on the pavement and causing blood to splatter all over his truck.I won’t let this setback stop me though. I will speak to my Asian goddess once again and no Chad can stop me! Just like my intention to make her my wife, I want Anyporn to seriously consider adding a section solely for tags. It would be a good compliment to the enormous categories section that Anyporn offers and would make their awesome site that much better!- Tons of categories!
- Shows videos being watched at the moment
- Browse by latest and most viewed videos
- Browse videos by popular channels
- Desktop and mobile versions work flawlessly
- Can browse only HD videos
- Would like to be able to search videos via tag.
