PornDish

Porn Dish! If you ask me, I prefer to watch professionally-made pornography over amateur-made stuff any day of the week (regardless of the fact that I’ve been on a girlfriend ASMR/Hentai binge for the past month). It’s just because the amateur stuff doesn’t really ‘do it’ for me - I’ve masturbated to all kinds of porn in my lifetime and I can honestly say that authentic amateur pornography is more or less in my bottom 3 types of porn.The reason is because I just can’t get behind its low quality and poor camera work, and I cannot, for the life of me, relate to authentic amateur porn that’s filmed in a homey environment because the only thing I’ve ever actually put my penis in is an old Hentai body pillow that I’ve been using to pleasure myself since 2017. I’m sure popular guys who can actually communicate with women and have some sort of monetary income that helps keep the Western capitalist machine in power such as the Porn Dude can watch all the amateur porn they want, but if you ask me I’d pick professionally-made pornography over amateur content every time.Now even though I do have my own preferences for porn themes and genres, I still rely on typical porntube-esque sites from time to time, such as PornDish here, which seems to be one of the most outstanding porntubes I’ve ever come across. This site is packed with a great deal of professionally-made porn that probably cost a few thousand dollars per scene to film, and it lets you view all that premium content for 100% free, which directly goes against the agenda of Western capitalism, a movement that I vehemently despise.Us humans were meant to live freely, not work all our lives so that we can pay bills and consume things we don’t actually need, and it doesn’t matter that I’m wholly incapable of getting an occupation, I just don’t like the philosophy behind capitalism as a whole. In any case, sites like PornDish exist to save us porn lovers from having to pay for premium porn, and I say that they’re pretty damn good.

Full Uncut XXX Scenes

I absolutely resent porntubes for cutting down full scenes and uploading 7-minute long videos of nothing but raw sex scenes with no foreplay or undressing whatsoever! Even the transition moments are skipped! This is obviously an issue for people who fap on the regular like me because we need every second of a scene as well as a developing plot in order to get properly aroused and erect.I mean the build-up is just as important as the peak itself, and I for one have been watching so much porn that I need every second of every possible build-up and foreplaying before I can let myself fully enjoy the raw sex scene ahead - my penis has taken quite a beating throughout the years, so I really have to rely on a built-up sexual tension and visual attraction within the porn content I’m watching in order to even get remotely erect and be able to masturbate effectively. This is why I love PornDish because all of its videos are full uncut XXX scenes that don’t skip one second on the undressing, foreplay, and everything else that becomes a part of the build-up before the actual intercourse takes place.

There Are No Categories - Only Studios

This one’s really a double-edged sword, and let me tell you why: Since there are no categories on this site whatsoever and in place of them are studios that you can pick from, you may think “well that’s good enough for me”. Well it may be, but porn veterans like me who’ve been fapping repeatedly on a daily basis for over a decade now need some sort of content organization in order to actually find what we want, and that’s because a lot of porn studios don’t really focus on one particular theme or fetish, and a great deal of them don’t really focus on anything at all.I mean sure, you have a lot of studios centralizing on say, semi-incest porn, or ones that focus on casting couches, and even ones that depict big muscular African American men plowing away all kinds of hot pornstars, but even these themes aren’t as specific as typical categories such as ‘Milf’, ‘POV’, ‘Threesome’, ‘Deepthroat’, ‘Teen’, ‘Big Ass’ and so on. Studios may be one way to organize XXX content, but they certainly aren’t as effective as categories.

But There Are Plenty of Tags

However, even with the absence of categories this site still displays adequate use of tags which is evident whenever you play any given video. This, of course, means that, if you like me happen to be into certain themes and genres such as ‘panties’, ‘femdom’, ‘cosplay’, ‘ASMR’ and ‘roleplaying’, then you can definitely find all those videos on this site through the use of tags. However, you should know that there is no standalone tag section here which lets you pick out from a selection of all the existing tags on this site’s content - the only way to find something you actually like and use its tags is to simply open a video that contains a theme which you prefer and use the provided tags to keep browsing for content you prefer.

No Real Amateur Content - Only Professionally-Made Emulations

Yes, I repeat, there are no low quality, crappy, realistic-looking homemade amateur flicks on here. Who cares about some dude filming his girlfriend giving him a blowjob when you can watch hours worth of XXX content featuring mesmerizing A1-level girls that’s been filmed by big-budget equipment which costs more than I’ll ever make in my life.I mean yeah, watching some guy have sex with his girlfriend at home while filming it from his phone may be attractive for some of you, but as a porn connoisseur and a masturbatory veteran whose been masturbating to high-end pornography for over 10 years as opposed to relying on another woman for sexual pleasure, I strongly advise that you rejoice in the fact that there is no authentic amateur porn on this site.

Site Has a Lot of Ads on It

The relentless capitalist machine of Western society stops at nothing to make my existence miserable, including stressing my mother out every time I ask her for her hard-earned monetary funds in order to purchase porn website subscriptions and in-game items as well as swarming the very porn websites which I masturbate to with ads. And the same goes for PornDish here - this otherwise fantastic site is riddled with ads that try to persuade me into spending what little money I have on pornography - something which I already do with my mothers’ credit card.As for the little cash I do hold, I usually spend it on tissues, lubricants and sometimes I’d buy a certain paper-made porn magazine which I’d find at a local kiosk or something, just to pay homage to the pornography industry. At the moment I’m saving up for a fleshlight, and I should be able to save up $100 by Christmas time…

It Works Fine On My Phone

I may not have a stable source of income to my name, but my generous mother whom I’ve mentioned several times in this review does provide me with a weekly allowance of $50 which I primarily use to, as I said, purchase tissues, lubricant, and the occasional porn magazine. I actually did not have enough money to purchase a smartphone until late 2017 - it took me months of saving up to amass a total of 75$ which I used to purchase a low-tier Samsung that has changed my life forever.This little phone of mine lets me access any porn website that’s optimized for mobile so long as I’m connected to a free Wi-Fi network. With that being said, there’s pretty much no public institution or restaurant in my town I haven’t been to where I haven’t excused myself to the bathroom and accessed a certain porn video to fap to using their provided free Wi-Fi. PornDish (often misspelled as "porndisch") here is, of course, optimized for mobile use, and I’m definitely going to be masturbating to some of its videos via my phone these days at my local public library.