Chatzy

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I look forward to the day when artificial intelligence can do the chatting for me. I must not have any game or perhaps I’m just that fucking uninteresting. Oh, mother, I am so sorry for dropping the F-word! I forgot you are monitoring my Internet habits again and I do not want to be grounded again nor do I want my anus spanked! Artificial intelligence – AI as they call it – will make it possible for me to sit back and watch a chat with a beautiful female unfold. As it stands now, nobody wants to chat with me! I try to uplift the goddesses that visit chatrooms like Chatzy but apparently word has got around that this guy isn’t worth talking to! It’s that fucking I MEAN DARNED Chad that’s dating the Asian delivery driver – I mean it has to be. Who else would tell the world that this guy is to be avoided? I won’t stop browsing around chatrooms and trying to speak to goddesses though! I want to uplift them in real-time and let them know face-to-face what they mean to not only me but other male feminists and white knights like myself. We value our lovely females, and it’s Chads like the one that is deflowering my eventual wife that make it hard for good men to find a mate! But I have to keep trying. I’m going to keep trying. And if I’m going to keep trying, I might as well stick around on Chatzy for a while. Is it worth visiting if you too want to chat with the beauties that make this world so grand? You tell me! Hold my hand, give me a friendly peck on the cheek, and come find out with me friend!

Tons of options for creating your own chatroom

If you have ever wanted to create your own chatroom – and really, at this point why haven’t you since the Internet has been around for…30 years? Whether that’s on your bucket list or you just want to create a chatroom that people can join and uplift beautiful goddesses alongside with you Chatzy makes it simple. You can create either a Quick Chat (a chatroom where you can send out invitations for anyone to join) or a Virtual Room. The Virtual Room is where you will have most of your options for controlling the room, options like creating an administrative password, permissions, custom messages, and so much more. Either way you can’t lose, but if you want to play with power, creating your own Virtual Room is certainly the way to go.

Rooms can make their own rules

Jump into two adult chatrooms at the same time and you’re liable to notice that both chatrooms do not operate in the same manner. This is due to the fact that rooms have power options that allow them to create rules however they see fit. If you are familiar with the concept behind subreddits on Reddit then you have a good idea how this works. When you join a site, you may notice a laundry list of rules you must follow if you want to use the chatroom. These rules are usually displayed in a message in the chat window as soon as you enter so you won’t miss it.

Good reference pages for cross-checking supported emojis and chat commands

Do you love using emojis and chat shortcuts? Then you will be pleased to know that Chatzy allows you to cross reference all of the emojis and commands they have to offer. It can be confusing when you join a new chat platform like Chatzy – especially since the platform is ancient by today’s standards (more on that in a moment). Simply go to the guides, check it out, and use it to quickly apply your preferred emojis and commands from within the chatroom. As you probably know dear chatroom veteran, chatrooms operate by an entirely different set of standards. Using emojis and the various commands you’re used to on a social network site like Facebook isn’t going to be as cut-and-dry on a site like Chatzy. That’s okay: both methods of chat come from different eras of the Internet. Approach Chatzy with fresh eyes, understand you’re using a piece of technology that’s prehistoric by today’s standards, and you’re going to have a great time.

Signing up is simple and free

It is a good thing that signing up on Chatzy is so easy – not to mention free. Why? Because as you are going to find very quickly, many of the sex rooms on Chatzy require you to be a member (they almost all require you to have your age in your username too, so keep that in mind). Many non-members also get silenced when joining – some for a few minutes, others indefinitely unless you reach out to a moderator and ask to be unsilenced. It’s a way for room creators to keep control of their room and dictate who comes in and who doesn’t to avoid trolling, disruptions, and all of that messy poop. So go ahead, sign up for a free account. It’s fast and it will not hurt a darn thing. Plus if you come up with a witty name like, ‘OnexPiecexForeverX2Weeb’ you will want to claim and register that!

Lots of sex chatrooms with plenty of people

Now let’s talk about the actual sex chatrooms! Oh my goodness, my friends, there are so many sex rooms to join that you won’t know where to start first! There are so many I thought I was going to come across a chatroom shrine dedicated to ThePornDude (I didn’t, so maybe I should make one!). Using a quick search (more on searching later) you can find the most relevant chatrooms based on your keyword or rooms created with that keyword by date: either way, you’re going to find a decent amount of sex rooms worth entering. Keep in mind these rooms were created by real people just like you and I. Even so, there is a huge variety of rooms that are just begging you to enter. Rooms for sexting, chatting with Indians, generic rooms for getting sexy with other members, and so much more. Either way you spin it, these rooms are ripe for entering in, uplifting the goddesses in the rooms (and yes, most chatrooms actually have at least one female for you to praise), and spreading the values of male feminism.

Private message ladies for free

Can you believe that some chat sites force you to private message beautiful females in exchange for a paid membership? How much does that make you want to vomit? A lot, a little, just me? Okay then. If you felt your mouth watering like you’re going to hurl just from the idea of that alone, you will be pleased to know that Chatzy will never make you pay a cent for sending a private message – ever! A big reason for this is because Chatzy plays by old school chat rules. It uses an IRC architecture (obvious if you frequented IRC chatrooms back in the day) that makes chatting lightweight, efficient, and without any paid membership BS other sites try to force on you. Chatting with other people should be free. I know that’s my opinion and the fact that I barely earn anything on my monthly welfare check may mean I’m biased, but it’s what I feel in my heart. Chatzy understands this so what are you waiting for? Chat away my good man! Send private messages to every female you see in the rooms and let them know what a stunning piece of living artwork they truly are!

It just works

And that’s what made IRC such a joy to use back in the day. No gimmicks, no bells and whistles of any kind, just a simple format for communicating en masse that just works. It’s one of the reasons why sites like Chatzy still exist today, and despite looking like it was designed in the year 2000 rather than our current year, it ultimately doesn’t matter. Functionality and dependability supersede its outdated look and tediousness of plugging in keywords and searching for rooms and while that may sound like a pain it’s a solid tradeoff. No matter if you’ve never used IRC chatrooms before or you want to praise beautiful ladies like you used to 20 years ago, Chatzy makes it happen. *Begins to rhythmically clap* So come on white knight *continues rhythimally clapping* take a knee *rhythmically claps more* praise a female *rhythmically claps more* and spread the good word of male feminism to the masses. Let’s hear three cheers for male feminists and white knights everywhere: Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! May every goddess on this little blue planet we call Earth have an amazing day.