Dare Dorm

DareDorm! I think I’m going to go to college. Mom and dad have been saying its time for me to leave home and grow up for years now, and lately, I’ve been getting the urge to better myself. I want to round myself out as a person, read the great books, and prepare myself for a career.On a completely unrelated note, check out this site I just found. It’s called Dare Dorm, and it’s got loads and loads of hot videos of the types of orgies that go on at college campuses around the world every single day.It’s not really related to why I think I’m going to get an education, it just happened to remind me is all. But hey, if I happen to lose my virginity and turn into a sex god like ThePornDude as an added side effect of my noble pursuits, I won’t say no to that.I know none of these guys look like me, but I bet even average guys get laid like this in dorm rooms. I’ll probably lose my virginity in the first week. And if Dare Dorm is any indication, I’ll probably get to have sex with at least three or four other girls that same week. It’s settled. I’m going to be a college student. I’ll put together some applications and send them off in… just a bit, Dare Dorm is distracting me and I can’t focus with my hard-on straining against my cargo shorts. Give me a few minutes alone with my computer then I’ll get down to business.

Paying Tuition

Until school starts, I’m going to stick with browsing Dare Dorm. They have some fairly reasonable membership rates, so I think I’m going to pay for the full year in advance. I know I’ll be getting so much pussy in a few months that I won’t need porn, but I’ll just keep Dare Dorm around anyways. It might be a good inspiration, or good instructional material when I want to learn some moves to impress some college babes.If you’re not convinced yet they offer a few choices: you can get a month-long membership for thirty bucks, or even a two day trial for two. But believe me, when you open the doors to the Dare Dorm you’ll realize that a month isn’t enough, so I’d at least go for the three months or the full year. The longer you sign up for the cheaper it gets, and I think it’s good to have a fallback even if you are about to start getting laid daily like me.

Browsing Experience

Once you pay your tuition and residence fees, the doors of the Dare Dorm will be opened to you. The makers of the site have done a fantastic job of helping you find what you’re looking for in no time at all, making the site perfect for a quick fap session in between classes. By default, you’ll be greeted with the most recent videos. This will allow you to keep up on the happenings in the wide world of Dare Dorm, which can be handy. It’s good to stay on top of the culture, and I’m fairly sure that I heard somewhere that what guys at college talk about is the latest porn uploads. Make sure you log on to Dare Dorm at least once a week so you don’t sound like an idiot when you get to college.New videos come out about once a week, which is often enough to enjoy but not often enough if you’re a virile man like me who needs to spunk in his sex dolls more often than that. Thankfully, Dare Dorm has a hallowed history of providing harlots to the internet, so there are years of videos to look through. You can sort by top viewed or top-rated if you’re looking for a classic, and you can filter by time period if you’re a fan of porn from a certain era.But where Dare Dorm really knocks it out of the park (that’s a sports metaphor, I’m going to be so popular at college) is with their categories and tags. Using these to filter videos is by no means new, but Dare Dorm really implements these features perfectly. There are literally hundreds of them, so you can zoom in on pretty much any type of video nearly instantly.If you’re lucky enough to still live with mommy and daddy like I am, Dare Dorm has a unique feature that will come in handy often. If your parents are still home but you’re feeling particularly randy and need to bust off a quick one, pay attention to the button on the right sidebar called “Panic Mode.” Then, when you hear your door open and spy your mom walking in with your chocolate milk, shove your cock back in your pants and hit the button.You’ll instantly be transported to a blank white page masquerading as stack overflow. Now you’ll be safe and mommy will think that her precious baby was getting a head start preparing for college, when actually you were getting a different kind of head start preparing for college.All of these features work just the same on their mobile site—except for the Panic Mode. So feel free to jerk off in your dorm-room bed (in between sessions of unlimited pussy), but make sure you remember to turn off your screen when your roommate walks in.

Porn

I just realized I haven’t even talked about the videos themselves. Sorry, I’ve been so focused on becoming a debonair academic that I hadn’t realized. Speaking of the fact that I’m super classy and intelligent now, I wonder where I left my fedoras? I bet the college girls go crazy for that look.But I’ll lower myself to your level for a moment. Dare Dorm’s videos, despite the limitation of the premise, encompass pretty much everything that porn can be. They all take place in college dorm rooms and they all focus on college-aged girls, but beyond that, there really isn’t any limit to the variety.There are plain old videos of couples having sex in dorms. There are videos of groups of ten or fifteen people celebrating holidays (that end in group sex). There are videos that start off as games of twister or pool parties, but end in group sex as well. I think the main connecting piece here is that the videos end in sex.Which reminds me: I need to get to those applications soon. No, not so that all of my nights end in group sex, because I want to become a better person. Why don’t you and mom believe me when I say that? Maybe I should have hit the panic button before I told her…

Why Pretend To Be Something You’re Not?

I do have one major complaint about Dare Dorm. If it wasn’t obvious, this is professional porn despite some of the statements that they make on the site. The newer videos don’t really outright lie to you, but some of the older ones say that these are videos submitted by real people. Unfortunately, that just isn’t true.The worst part about this is the effect it can have on impressionable young people like me. The guys in these videos are also not just random college students—they’re professional porn stars whose lives depend on their bodies and their dicks. So when you watch this, try not to feel bad if you look more like me, with a beer belly and a dick that doesn’t stick out beyond it. Three inches is average, despite what sites like Dare Dorm would lead you to believe, so don’t let the site bring you down.I get that it would be hot to pretend that these are all just amateurs who are sending their videos in for the fun of it, but the illusion kind of gets shattered when one of the students is a porn star that I saw on the Bang Bus last week. Unless, of course, there is a college that Jade Kush, Adria Rae, Piper Perri, and Dillion Harper all attend, in which case I am going to drop everything I’m doing and apply right now.