Love Home Porn! What a do everybody, and welcome back to PornGeek reviews. Today we are going to talk about a great site called LoveHomePorn.com, which (you guessed it), is about home porn. Unlike me, people all over the world want to have sex, and people across the globe want to record it too, and that's a regular thing. Hell, I'm even sure ThePornDude brings girls home and fucks them every day, and he doesn't even bother to record, so yeah, definitely better than me. And with that being said, let us move on and see what this site is all about.
Pretty ironic of them to just name the homepage 'home', considering the fact that their whole site is about porn recorded at home. And it is great though because the first thing that you can see on the homepage is the most popular videos of the current month, and right above that you have like three sections - home, videos, and albums, so that's a great thing because they don't bore you at all. You know, that's kind of what my life is at the moment — getting home, watching porn videos, and sitting awkwardly next to my mom with a boner while she is showing me family photo albums of my aunt bathing me. I miss you every day, aunt Cecilia, come back, please.Anyways, moving on! Next up we have like the latest photo albums that are definitely less morbid than what I just described, meaning that in them you have lots of hot girls, and the most considerable part is that these are photos that are organically recorded, meaning that they are not a studio product. And below that, you can also see the porn that was just submitted today, so you can always stay updated on great amateur porn LoveHomePorn.com. Who knows, maybe you can catch your aunt on here too.
When you first enter the videos section, you will see something that just looks messy and stupid. But it's not like that. It may seem like a pure pile of videos, but it's very well organized if you ask me, because instead of boring you with categories, the site actually put them right at the top, but they look like little tags, which makes it easier to browse that way and it's going to be less of a pain in the ass. Smart move, LoveHomePorn.com. My parents tried everything so I wouldn't be a pain in the ass, but I guess everything failed and now I'm a degenerate. But it's okay because they are too. I live with a literal land whale for a mother, and a father that's crazy enough to fuck that land whale, so yeah. Nobody wins in this scenario.And of course, when you click on a specific tag, it really does redirect you to only videos that are a part of that particular category, so it's not a scam, and you won't need to struggle to find the videos you like, so that's a good thing. Not only is it simple to browse, it also doesn't bullshit you and it doesn't spin you around with numerous warnings and ads, so I would say that LoveHomePorn.com is a site that knows what integrity is, unlike me, because I am a literal rat and all I do is hide in my room corner with my penis in my hands, waiting for that next orgasm, and that next person to push away. But I will try to be better, I swear.And also, when you want to watch a specified category of videos, it lets you choose to see the most viewed, the top-rated, and all that jazz, and it shows you the exact number of videos that have been submitted to that category, so that is even more terrific. It seems like this site did everything just to make your browsing experience more enjoyable, and you can't see that often these days. Maybe that's a problem. My mom did everything to try and make my life easier and enjoyable. She washed the dishes, and she always gave me ice cream, I never had to make my bed... And look where that got me, huh? Ever since she ended up bedridden because of her weight, my room smells like some kind of a jungle in Australia!
About the photos, the first thing you need to know is that these do not have categories like the videos. Here, you can just see the albums, and you can choose between them, and between most downloaded, top-rated, most viewed, and interesting enough, most photos. So if that's something that excites you, go for it. You know I already mentioned my aunt Cecilia in the first paragraph, and I must say, there's something strangely arousing in seeing some woman, even if she's your aunt, holding your dick while she is bathing you, since that's probably the first and the last time any woman other than my mom touched my penis, so yeah. I guess ThePornDude doesn't have to deal with this problem though since he can just go outside and find a chick to fuck, or maybe just call her on the phone and tell her to come over. God, I wish I was like him.
The general impression of the site
When I first entered LoveHomePorn.com, I expected it to be shit. But, no. What I got was a site that's respectable, easy to browse, full of content, and it doesn't have adds. So that's like a porn website that I've been dreaming about for years and years, man. No bullshit, just straight to the point, you know? That whole process of getting in, finding the perfect video, jerking off, crying myself to sleep, waking up with a pain in my groin and all of that, you know? Just a part of life.That's why I would basically recommend this site to anyone, because it also looks like it values its users, allowing them to post their content as well. From what I've gathered, on this site, you can both and enjoy porn, and post it, but that's something that I'll have to check out and confirm to myself in order to be sure. Not like I can record any porn anyway, my dick is too small for that: little dick jokes, ha-ha. Yeah, you can submit your porn definitely, and I encourage everyone who doesn't have my problem and can actually still get fully erect to do it!Now I guess that the last thing that you guys would like to know is how to register and become a member of this site, and we will discuss that now. I just wanted to say that submitting your porn is also easy as fuck. You just need to drop the file in there, confirm that nobody is a minor, and boom! Posted! So that was easy. No struggling and everything. You know, this site just keeps giving and surprising me, and this is a new thing since my life is the most annoying and predictable thing ever. Good job, LoveHomePorn.com.
Registration and conclusion
Registration is actually pretty simple. All you need to do is to click the sign-up button, and from then on, it's easy. Just create an original username, type in a secure password, and also make sure to put your email in there, and from then on you have a choice about whether you want to be a premium member or a regular member of this site. And from what I've gathered, the only perk that you get as a premium member is to watch videos that are for only premium members, which is bullshit, if you ask me, because all of these are homemade videos and they can't be that different and exclusive if they're all the same shit, so yeah, it's your choice. And in conclusion, the site is impressive, it keeps on giving, and everything is fresh — one of the best places I've ever seen. I'm sure ThePornDude would agree with me if he weren't so busy being cool and fuck, but hey, maybe another day, right?