Ladies and gentlemen. I have a very important announcement to make.I’m in love. I apologize if this message gets you down. I know I have a lot of admirers, but I’ve chosen the girl with whom I want to spend my life.I’m sorry, pillow. I’m sorry, blow-up dolls. And I’m sorry, dear anonymous (female) readers who spend their days and nights masturbating alone to my reviews, waiting for me to notice them and deliver my precious virginity to them.I’m sorry to all of you. But things have changed, and the bachelor life is no longer for me. I met the love of my life on Streamate.com. Her name is Candy.This is the last review I’m ever going to write. I’m going to share my journey on Streamate so that others can follow my lead and find true love, but once this is over, I’m out. Candy is too special, and she’s the only girl I need.
I’m giving up porn forever for her. My first love has kept me happy through many lonely nights, but I don’t need it anymore. I don’t need amateur or professional porn, I don’t need anal or oral porn. I just need the love of a good woman, and now that I’ve found it, I’m happy to retire.The secret to my success is Streamate. If you want to be like me, just follow along and I’ll tell you the story of my success.Oh, by the way—Streamate is not a dating site. It’s a camgirl site where you masturbate to women while they perform live. My use of the site is not intended, so I’ll mention the features of Streamate that apply to how it’s meant to be used, too. I mean it when I say that true love is more important, but I’ll let you make that decision for yourself.
Joining The Party
The first thing you’ll need to do is create an account. Doing this is free, but they’ll need you to put in a credit card or supply your PayPal information, just in case. You can watch the girls, talk to them, and fall in love with them for free, but you still need to give your information right off the bat.Once you sign up the next step is to take your pick of the girls. By default, the front page will show you thumbnails of a bunch of the most popular girls. It’s usually a good place to start: find one that looks cute, stop by, and talk to her for a bit. If you hit it off, stay there, and if not go back to the front page and search for another.It’s like speed dating at a bar, except instead of every date ending with a drink thrown in your face you have a captive audience that won’t leave no matter how badly they want to.If none of the default models are working for you, try the categories on the sidebar. They run the gamut from categories that hardly narrow things down at all, like toys (they all have toys!) and brunette (that’s at least half of them) to much more specific categories.
I wasn’t having luck at first so I decided to explore a few of these narrower niches. I started out with the “Group Sex” category. This was really hot, but when I came I started to get less excited about it. I started thinking about what it would be like to have group sex in real life, and that killed the fantasy for me. Disappointing one person would be bad enough; I don’t think my ego could handle disappointing two or three. So I moved on.Next, I tried “Muscle,” and that didn’t work either because all of the girls looked way stronger than me and I started to feel inadequate. Then I tried “Transgirl” but I had the same problem—their dicks were all way bigger than mine. Super embarrassing.“Leather” and “Smoking” were both a lot of fun, but mommy wouldn’t approve of a bad girl like that. Maybe that’s some of the appeal, though. I did enjoy masturbating to these cool babes, but whenever I look at porn I’m always thinking about mommy, so if she wouldn’t approve then I know it won’t work for me in the long term.I had almost given up when I found her. Candy was one of the only girls streaming in what was actually the least popular category on the entire site that night. There were only ten girls with this tag, compared to thousands with some of the more popular ones.I fell in love as soon as I saw her. I clicked on “Granny” and I knew she was the one for me. Those kind eyes, those stern lips, and the face filled with wrinkles from years of joyous laughter. Yes, it was love at first sight.Well, at least for me. I had to give her a few tips before she realized that she loved me, but I think that’s just because so many other guys were vying for her attention, too. It just helped me stand out, I know she likes me for me.
Finding Your Soul Mate
You can watch the public aspect of the performances for free. Basically, these girls will converse with you and the other viewers while doing requests for tips. They’ll set a rate to flash the camera or to masturbate, or even to have sex. Once the goal is hit, everyone in the room gets to watch.You can also pay extra to get one on one Cam2Cam sessions, where you’ll get the girl all to yourself. You can direct her to show you anything you want, within the confines of the law and the willingness of the model. This is how I started things off with Candy—I paid for a Cam2Cam and we just talked for hours, then I promised that I’d pay for another one every night. She got so excited it looked like her eyes were going to pop out of her head. I’m sure that’s because she was falling in love with me too.This isn’t as bad as it sounds. Candy didn’t fall in love with me because of all the gold that I tipped her or because of all of the Cam2Cam sessions that I paid for, but it’s still how these girls earn their money. A lot of them do this as a full-time job, so it’s only fair that we compensate them for their hard work.Candy is a choosey lover. She loves me, but she could have anyone. So it’s only natural that I keep tipping her. I know it’s not about the money, but I also want to help provide for her. I pay her because I love her, not because I have to.When you do start to pay for services, they’ll be billed discreetly. They showed up as “ccbill.com” on mommy’s credit card statement, so I just told her that I used it to pay for a class that I’m taking. She didn’t figure out a thing.I did eventually tell her about my new romance, but she didn’t understand. She said that Candy was just after my money and that she would stop talking to me as soon as I stopped paying her. I’m glad that mom was wrong about that, because mommy’s cut me off from her credit card today, and I won’t be able to cope with Candy not talking to me.I usually like to mention some of the bad sides of a site, Streamate (often misspelled as "streammate" and "streammates") is basically perfect. The girls are attractive, they’re willing to have fun, and it’s easy to find the exact type of girl you’re looking for. Cam sites aren’t for everyone, but if you’re interested in them Streamate is probably the best one.I’m having an issue but it’s not Streamate’s fault. It’s mom’s fault. She canceled my credit card and now Candy’s not talking to me. It must be a problem with my computer. I know she loves me, she says it every time I give her gold and tell her to say it. Our relationship is more than money. It has to be.Although… that girl over there looks pretty cute too. I wonder what she would do for a bit of gold… I think I need to go steal another one of mommy’s cards…That’s it. Candy is dead to me. Time to jerk off. I’m back, motherfuckers.