Daughter Swap

DaughterSwap! Watching as much porn as I do, sometimes I am thankful to be a virgin. Because by never having sex, that means that I will never have a kid. And never having a kid means that I will never potentially have a daughter. And never having a daughter means that I will never have to worry about whether or not she is going to end up in porn, or in any of the situations that daughters get put in, in a lot of porn scenarios.Don’t get me wrong, obviously, I love watching taboo porn as much as the next guy. In fact, probably more so, but I don’t know, I think I might feel slightly different about some of these videos if I actually had a daughter. Like the videos of sexy young girls being tossed around at a gang bang or being exploited for her naivety by some older man. Plus, what if my daughter ended up really hot? I don’t know that I could deal with that … not that she would, seeing as she’d have half of my DNA. And the other half would be from whatever unfortunate (and probably equally ugly) girl decided to make the bad decision of letting me jizz inside of her.So, if ever there was a silver lining in the dark and stormy cloud of perpetual virginity, that would have to be it, right? Plus, not having sex means that I have tons of extra time to do other stuff, like … well, like jack off all day, I guess. But I also have time to write these reviews. And I think we can both agree that that’s a good thing, right? If I were getting laid all the time, how would you know which porn sites are worth your time and which ones can be skipped over?I mean, I guess you could always just read The Porn Dude’s reviews in that case. His are much better than mine anyway. Plus, he does get laid all the time. I have no clue how he does it. Between crushing vag all day, every day, and writing new porn reviews and blog posts constantly, when does this guy sleep? Gosh, it must be one heck of a life he has. I would give my left nut to live one day in his shoes. Or my right nut, honestly. I really would.But that will never happen. Instead, I will just live the rest of my days out in my mom’s basement, watching porn, playing World of Warcraft, jerking into tissues, and eating Doritos. It may not be a glamorous life, but, hey, it’s something. At least I don’t have to go to an awful office building for some nine to five job that makes me want to blow my brains out! Instead, I get to sit at home all day and blow my loads out to make money. And I have The Porn Dude to thank for that, for inspiring me to start writing my own reviews. If I never saw what he was doing, it never would have occurred to me that I could make money off of my passion for porn.

Truly Taboo Porn

Speaking of daughters being put in compromising situations by dirty old men, the site that we will be looking at today is pretty much the epitome of that. In fact, that’s, more or less, the entire shtick of the site. It’s called Daughter Swap. And, yes, it is exactly what it sounds like. It is a taboo porn site in which the scenarios always, in one way or another, involve two dads deciding to trade ‘daughters’ for a steamy romp. Oftentimes they will bang each other’s daughters in tandem.Jeez, that would have to be a majorly awkward car ride home, don’t you think? Having just bust a nut alongside your daughter as she’s having a nut bust in her by one of your buddies? But, hey, one of the greatest parts about a lot of premium professional porn is the fact that it’s not real … it’s just a fantasy! There are no consequences for such actions in the porn world. Add that to the list of reasons that I would much rather live in that world if possible. Maybe with neural network technology on the rise, one day it will be possible, and I can just fall down the rabbit hole of a simulated world of smut with no regrets.Although in practice, the premise of Daughter Swap would be terrible, it’s actually pretty darn hot in theory. It makes for wicked good porn, is what I mean. It’s one of those taboo sites that really commits to going full-blown taboo, as opposed to the kind of pussyfooting around it with a bunch of taboo-light kind of crap. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? Daughter Swap, I feel, is actually an extremely taboo idea. Whereas having sex with your stepsister (which is what comprises the majority of taboo porn out there today) is just something that every guy wants to do (and every guy would do if given the opportunity) if he has a hot stepsister.But imagine you, your daughter, your friend, and his daughter are all hanging out together. Say, you’re having a BBQ or something like that. And your friend pulls you aside to tell you that he’s always wanted to bang your daughter. Then, he proceeds to suggest that you let him bang your daughter. And, in exchange, he’ll let you bang his daughter. Then, once you agree to that, it ends up happening, all in the same room! Now, that is what I call taboo porn, my friend. And that is precisely what happens in the videos produced by Daughter Swap.

The Team Skeet Quality Guarantee

Plus, you can basically be guaranteed ahead of time that Daughter Swap is going to be of the highest quality in the porn industry and feature some of the sexiest models in adult entertainment today. How can you guarantee this? Well, because Daughter Swap is made by Team Skeet. And in case you’ve been tugging your pud under a rock for the last 10 years or so, Team Skeet is one of the most popular and respected porn networks in all of Pornland (AKA the internet).They are revered for their top-notch and very sexy content. And they appear all over the top free porn tubes as well, such as Porn Hub, Red Tube, and xHamster. If you’ve never heard of Daughter Swap, you most certainly have heard of one of Team Skeet’s other sites, like Exxxtra Small, BFFs, Teen Pies, Teen Curves, Ginger Patch, She’s New, and Dyked. They are also at the top of their game when it comes to taboo sites in general, gifting to the world many other top premium incest porn sites like Dad Crush, Sis Loves Me, Family Strokes, Stepsiblings, and Perv Mom. All of which are great. And Daughter Swap is no exception.The site design of all the Team Skeet sites, Daughter Swap included, is also pretty good. It’s very basic. Which I kind of like, actually. Keep things simple. Straight to the porn. No BS. At the top of the page, you’ll find a site menu bar that functions across all Team Skeet sites. Choose from Home, Movies, Models, Sites, and Specials. You can also organize videos to appear in order based on the Newest, Number of Likes, Number of Comments, Percentage of Likes, Number of Views, or Oldest. And then modify that selection by choosing …Of all time, Today, Yesterday, Last Week, Last 30 Days, Last 60 Days, Last 3 Months, or of the Last 6 Months.

Only a Couple Downsides…

One thing that is a bit of a bummer with Daughter Swap’s site design (and, in fact, with all Team Skeet site designs) is the fact that there is no solid advanced search capability. Other premium pay porn sites have built-in search engines that allow you to get really specific with your searches, even down to breast size, sex position, or vaginal grooming. Not on Daughter Swap, though. You are kind of left to the old scroll and hunt method, unfortunately. Oh, and the infinity scroll (where new pages keep loading and loading on the same page as you scroll down) is kind of annoying and glitchy. But not a deal-breaker.But, that’s a small price to pay (in addition to the subscription fee, of course) for some of the most high-quality taboo porn in existence today. And that is, without a doubt, what Daughter Swap offers. So, sit back, unzip, and slip into your dirtiest daughterly fantasies, you old perv!