Wicked Pictures

WickedPictures! What’s up guys, this is your boy PornGeek again, and for today we have a great site called WickedPictures.com. This is a high-quality porn site that has a lot to offer, and we are going to explore it. Listen, I’m not ThePornDude, who is my idol and my everything, but I will certainly do this review justice and give you some valuable and cool information while keeping your spirits high, so without expanding this info until it gets unnecessary boring, let us start with this.

The first look

When you take a first look at this site, you will see that it looks amazing and this is what a porn site should look like. What immediately caught my eye was the mixture between black, white and pink, so it kind of makes the site look gentle and more like a perfume store catalog instead of a porn site, which is great, they didn’t go for the classic ‘let’s just throw fucking in their faces and maybe then they will be forced to become members’.

Also what’s great right on the spot, and another thing that’s similar to catalogs is the brief list of everything that you can see right on top, like categories, exploring, discounts, premiums, and all other things that you can see as well. But I don’t like it very much, instead of giving more space to categories and pornstars, they immediately throw everything price-related into your face, which just kinda comes off as greedy. You know, it’s like that Indian street seller that’s trying to sell you that old dusty rug for $25 even though it’s not worth more than $3 tops, you know what I’m sayin’?

Navigating through everything

A weird thing that they did is that they crammed everything content related into like one section. So that means when you put your cursor on the explore section, that’s where they want to show you movies, scenes, models and everything else, like instead of spacing it out and making their site seem more nuanced and elegant, they just fucking dropped it all in there and hoped for you to find your way. Yeah, that can be okay, but I said, don’t act like this is a street/backyard sale, because it’s not. All I expect while browsing now is for like an old dude to come and harass me to buy his old baseball bat that was signed by some kind of a famous player. Look, I just don’t know anything about sports okay. No matter how much my dad beat me into playing soccer while I was a kid, I will always hate sports.

About that whole discount page, there’s really not much to discuss there. WickedPictures.com just throws around a few sites in your face, let’s you know that they’re currently having a discount, and then our poor asses can move on and keep on rotting while watching free porn sites because nobody can pay for five sites when you throw them in there like that. I’m still waiting for my allowance for this month, my mom said I just need to be patient for a couple more days.

You can also see a couple more promotions and sales but that’s basically it, premium and VIP memberships and that’s it. That’s what I don’t like about this site, instead of being dedicated to the actual content, they are literally built like a shopping center site where people come to see whether that new vacuum cleaner is too expensive or not.

The perks

I haven’t seen any actual perks by now, and I guess that you don’t get any. Looks like the only thing that you get is the ability to watch their videos as a member, unless you splash out some more money. If you become a premium or a VIP member that’s when you get some serious perks, but other than that – nope. Nothing. And again, too greedy. This site is just built for buying. I get that you have great content, and you do, which is always a good excuse. But still, when you do shit like that it just shows that you don’t care about the customers. Look, I know ThePornDude is way cooler than me and we see things differently, but even he would agree with me that this is ridiculous. Everywhere you click, some type of ad pops up and asks you to buy something. Jeez, even Jehovah’s witnesses are less persistent than you.

The categories

Now there’s a lot of things that I personally don’t like about this site, but one thing that I really dig is how they organized the categories. They did an amazing job. First of all, on WickedPictures.com, you get like a list of categories, but they are also separated into groups exactly where they belong. For example, instead of cramming black, Asian, white and what not everywhere else or in alphabetical order, they put it into an entirely new group called ethnicity. Smart, right? And then you have like positions, cumshots, uniforms, and everything else you can imagine. It’s like a tattoo album that they show you when you come in for a tattoo, just this makes you spill your own ink instead.

When you click on a certain category you might find that the videos even look too good to be true. For example, I clicked on Asian (I always do, it lets me develop fantasies that my small dick can satisfy their girls), and it’s great. All of their videos are neatly lined up, and they all look like they contain some great scenes and high-quality shit in general.

This is also proven to be true, because I just indeed did click on a video. And it indeed is in excellent quality and the scenes are out of this world, so I guess they get their pass for greediness. I get it all, you gotta promote that product if it’s this good, I would just suggest that they tone it down a little bit. Give the people a time to rest, every sicko in here, including me, is already tired of buying memberships with little money that we have. Plus my dick is so pink from jerking off that it’s going to get some black spots as well, and then I can compare it to this site. And then I can ask people to buy it, for science purposes. God, how pathetic am I?

Registration and conclusion

The registration process is pretty simple, and the prices took me by surprise as well. Yeah, I did say that they throw in so many prices that it almost looks like people trafficking, but still. The prices that I’ve seen by now have been pretty decent, and here’s what I mean by that. You get to choose between a few memberships right at the start. These range from two-day trials to a full year membership. A two-day trial is going to cost you a dollar, and a full year membership is only like $110 dollars, which is super cheap.

Back in my glory days, I’ve seen many sites and their prices, but this is amazing. I’m tempted to sell my anime toys collection in order to buy this membership, oh boy. You can also get like a monthly membership that’s only $20, but that’s like a current special sale. And the last kind of membership is the three months membership, which is also $20 a month, so I don’t get their logic. This is all way too focused on money, it’s almost kind of confusing. How are you trying to sell two memberships and they cost the same? With the time difference as well? Do you think people are idiots?

I mean I am an idiot, that’s why my mommy takes me to my shrink every week to get checked and to get my medications, but still. Even I am not tempted to buy after this. But, to conclude this, you can have a fire ass content, that’s cool. I’m sure ThePornDude, who is super cool, would probably take a couple of days off fucking bitches just to enjoy this site, but still. That’s cool. But you can’t just throw around prices and literally try to scam people into buying shorter memberships for the same amount of money, leave scamming to African people, they’re the best at it. Trust me, peace out.