Lesbian X! Watching two women have sex is the best. There’s nothing better than doubling all of the best things about life—tits, ass, and pussy—and watching them play with each other, even if it’s obvious that there’s no actual attraction involved (aside from attraction to the almighty dollar.This is all entirely hypothetical, since every time I ask two complete strangers have sex they call the police, but a man can dream. I’ve even tried offering money, and they still won’t fuck in front of me. Maybe it would work better if I tried someone other than my mom and her friends…
Tried And True
The design of the site isn’t revolutionary, but not everything has to be new and exciting. I like the same old things the best: I can’t think of a better way to spend a night than getting a hot plate of chicken tenders, a cold bottle of Mountain Dew, and a kiss on the cheek from mommy before settling down with my waifu pillow. Likewise, even if the set-up of LesbianX doesn’t really bring anything new to the table, it’s so well executed that I still think it's worth appreciating.By default, you’ll see a grouping of the newest videos. If you mouse over the thumbnails, a selected preview clip will play. This is all standard. But the clips load quickly, they’re in full HD, and they’re well-selected. The videos also list the girls starring in them, as well as the amount of thumbs up (or down) each one has. Again, nothing exceptional, but it just works.The only other sorting option available to you is the most-viewed videos. A few additional options would be nice, but the videos on LEsbianX are so good that it doesn’t really matter much. Just about every video is worthy of your time, so you’re not going to be sorting through hundreds of lumps of coal just to unearth a single diamond.What is exceptional about LesbianX is the number of categories available. They cover just about everything you might want to see, from Amateur to Vibrator, and even some things you might not expect to see on a lesbian site (like ass-to-mouth without involving an actual male penis, made possible via the resourceful addition of strap-ons into the mix).Once you’re in a category, you can still sort either by most recent videos or by popularity—again, a few more options would be nice, but if you’ve already settled on a niche finding a hot video is going to be even easier. Looking at the highest-rated videos, or even having a personal recommendation engine would be great, but I haven’t run into a video that hasn’t made me cum yet so it's hard to complain too much.The model directory is incredible too: since each video is tagged with the names of the talent, you can skip to the vids that show your favorite girl in just a few clicks. If you’re choosing a model from the main page all you’ll get is a list of names, but if you go to the dedicated model page you can choose from a gallery of girls like a kid in a candy store.
Quantifying The Quality
The videos themselves are about what you would expect from a paid porn site. They’re a step above the free stuff in terms of production quality, resolution, and the attractiveness of the girls. Whether or not this increase in quality is worth it to you depends on both how much money you have and how desperate you are, but if you’ve got the disposable income of ThePornDude or the unbearable loneliness of me, I guarantee the videos are worth your while.All of the recent and upcoming videos are in 4K HD, which is as close to real life as technology will currently allow. And, since my real life usually involves seeing women through binoculars, I’d go as far as to say its superior to real life. Even the older videos are of pretty good quality, though: LesbianX doesn’t label them with a resolution, but I’d guess they’re no worse than standard DVD quality. Except these DVDs contain hot women eating eachother out, not reruns of friends, so they’re superior there too.The only real downside of the 4K quality comes if you plan to download videos. I’m a bit of a hoarder, since the thought of facing a post-apocalyptic life without porn makes me want to kill myself, so LesbianX is going to make me have to invest in a few new hard drives. Every membership to LesbianX (except the trial) comes with downloading privileges, so if you’re like me you might want to stock up as well.In the meantime, though, you’ll be happy to hear that the site works as well on mobile phones as it does on desktop PCs. So you’ll be able to jerk off in your doomsday bunker right up until the grid gets fried and the world as we know it comes to an end.
Pretty Palatable Payments
LesbianX offers four options for payment. If you’re not totally sold on the site, the short-term two-day trial membership is probably your best bet. Do keep in mind, though, that the trial membership doesn’t come with the ability to download videos. You won’t be able to just pop in for a few days, grab everything that looks good, then leave having only spent a few dollars. If you want to download videos for your own personal collection, you’ll have to sign up for at least a full month—though with how good these videos are and how often new ones are uploaded, you really will most likely want to stay for the long run.The shortest-term full-featured membership is a month-to-month plan that costs just twenty-five dollars per month, and if you can commit to three months at a time you can cut that down to twenty dollars each month. The real savings come in at a full year, though: a single payment for twelve months in advance works out to just under ten dollars a month, by far the best price offered by LesbianX.If you can’t decide, just take your time. The nearly full-screen preview image on the page where you decide between plans, featuring a girl sticking a dildo into her good friend’s ass while she simultaneous licks her clit is one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen for free.
I admit that the main reason it took me so long to sign up is because I blew my load a few times just looking at that. And you know how it is—once you’ve shot your wad porn isn’t interesting anymore… for about ten more minutes. But eventually, I get back in the game. So once I got tired of that lovely image, I decided to sign up for the full year—I know I’m going to be masturbating as much or more than I do now in twelve months, so I figure that I might as well just admit the fact that I’m going to spend the rest of my life alone and take the savings that come with giving up on life.
An Empire Of Pussy
In addition to the growing library of LesbianX videos, each member gets access to the whole XEmpire family of sites, all of which come with the same quality and features of LesbianX: to date, those sites are HardX, DarkX, and EroticaX.When you consider the variety the XEmpire family includes, it becomes one of the best values in porn. If you sign up for a full year you get a top-quality lesbian porn site, a world class hardcore porn site, a super sexy interracial site, and even a rare passionate erotic-themed site for just ten dollars a month. Between the four of them, that covers pretty much every base in porn—though if you’re like me, you’ll still probably end up signing up for a few other sites anyways. Nobody else is going to touch my dick, so I need a lot of raw material to get the job done myself.And if somehow that isn’t enough, LesbianX has a partnership with DealGasm to give you deep discounts on a whole bunch of unrelated sites. If you can swing another few dollars in your porn budget, you can get cheap access to Reality Kings, BangBros, Team Skeet, and just about every other major porn producer through your membership to LesbianX. This final addition makes LesbianX the perfect gateway to full-on porn addiction—or, if you’re like me, a nice way to enjoy a relapse back into the life of porn.