I like to prepare for my fap sessions and get in the right mood by looking at some softcore stuff before I slather my penis in petroleum jelly and start playing its sweet melody to videos of girls changing boys’ diapers - there’s just no better pastime than that, and I proudly participate in it every day, usually several times a day. But sometimes I stop and think “maybe I should stop watching ASMR babying videos and get back to the roots of it all by fapping to a nice porntube instead” - that’s when the idea of going to Vidz78 to treat myself to a nice lonely old-time usually forms itself in my head.This website is really a godsend for anyone who likes masturbating to generalized porntube-style websites because its videos are high in quality and load fast. There’s none of that suspicious-looking stuff on this site because it’s really just a barebones porntube that offers free, professionally-made pornography, and free is the only way I take it because I am strictly against all forms of mass consumerism fuelled by the evil agenda of Western capitalism (I am an honorary Antifa member after all - sometimes I get together with my buddies from there and we treat each other to a nice circlejerk).This is why I’ve chosen Vidz78 as one of the main, go-to porntubes for any and all connoisseurs of pornography, even those of you who drive nice cars and use nice phones and get to have sex with all the women who used to laugh in my face back in junior high. I’m really just a hopeless romantic in the end, and that means that I take my sexual pleasure seriously - I’m not up for any casual sex or casual romance whatsoever. This also naturally means that I don’t want to watch the cuckolding, babying and cosplay videos too much because I fear I’ll lose attraction to them if I masturbate to them more than two times a day - that’s why my third and final fap is reserved for some more ‘vanilla’-type stuff like the wealth of full premium videos at Vidz89 here.
All The Videos Here Are Long, Full ScenesI can’t tell you how peeved I get when I watch a video on a random porntube and it ends up cutting out all the transition scenes and all it shows you is the raw sex parts. I mean I can still please myself to just straight, missionary-style hetero sex, but I really get annoyed when I can’t see the woman take off her underwear, and it really makes my 4-inch member deflate faster than you can say “fake vanilla porn”. In the end, I’m forced to google that same go-to 10-minute scene which always ends up disappointing me and I fap to the full version for a second time (I told you I’m a hopeless romantic).Luckily Vidz78 here contains full, uncut scenes which average at about 30 minutes - fapping to these would be a real 3-minute treat for me. I mean I can last longer, but I like to be efficient with my masturbating sometimes because I figured out that the more frequently you can jerk off, the more orgasms you can experience! My penis is blue in some areas but I’m sure that’s no big deal so long as I keep it under 6 faps per day.
And Every One of Them is 100% DownloadableI don’t know about you and how you choose to feed the Western capitalist machine, but I don’t pay my own internet bill, nor have I owned a smartphone until mid-2017 when I finally saved up 75$ which I slowly put to the side from my mom’s weekly allowance. This phone changed everything for me, because now I can watch videos anywhere so long as I have an internet connection - however my at-home internet was recently cut off by my mother (I’m still able to connect to free Wi-Fis at places like malls and public libraries) due to the fact that I refuse to go out and search for an occupation like some kind of pitiful ‘normie’.This, of course, means that I can’t masturbate to internet porn from my own PC, however, I can still masturbate to the countless videos which I’ve downloaded in the past. Oh, boy, do I have some classics! I downloaded them all from websites that let you download their videos, just like Vidz78 here - any and all playable, working videos on this site (don’t worry, most of them work) can be downloaded for free via a browser-based direct download. This means that you, like me, can have your very own digital porn stash on your hard drive, just in case you ever find yourself in an ‘offline’ situation like me.
They Can Be Sorted in Three Different Ways (longest, newest, most viewed)The videos on this site can also be sorted in three different ways via the respective search filters that are provided. This of course means that you can filter in/out all the newest additions to the site (which are more or less the same as the older additions - only with different girls), or you can filter the videos via their length, which is obviously important if you’re the kind of porn fan who gets heavily aroused by a given porn movie’s plot (like me). And last but not least, you’re always free to filter in or out videos based on their views, which should give you a generalized idea of what the people who frequent this site prefer.
Can’t Make a Choice? Refer to the Studios SectionA lot of the times when I masturbate, especially if I’m on a two-streak for the day and going for the third touchdown, I become indecisive about which video I’ll choose to bear my load. Sometimes I end up on a long goose chase which ends up with me searching for something to masturbate to for a whole 20 minutes and only masturbating for about 3-6 minutes - I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been caught simply looking at porn instead of actually masturbating to it.To combat this, I use a given website’s recommended videos or general recommendations which sometimes show up in the form of different porn studios. You can use that time-saving technique and save up enough time to fap again on this site too, because Vidz78 actually has several porn studios listed as separate sections, so if you ever find yourself cripplingly horny but without the ability to stick to a choice, you can always end up clicking one of those porn studio-sections and fap yourself a treat to a random Brazzers or Blacked video (there are over four dozen studios listed here).
The Tag Section Is a Whole Library to Play With (just hate how the tags are vertically-long lists)The tags here do two jobs at once: Fill in for the missing categories, and also be tags. This naturally means that there would be a lot of things to cover for the tags on this site, and the tag section itself contains more tags than the cumulative number of times I’ve made a girl cringe when talking to her. They cover basically everything from pornstar names to sex plays, to generalized things and themes such as panties, dress, DJ and so on and even technical things like 720p, 60fps and so on. There’s a lot of them, only I hate how the site’s frontend design has placed them - listed vertically on long lists which force you to scroll endlessly down the bland white background of the site.
Yeah it Works on Your PhoneI sometimes head down to my local library, laptop in hand, telling my mom I’m gonna study when I’m actually using the library’s provided Wi-Fi to search for, download and fap to all kinds of porn from my phone! It was definitely a good investment. I mean I had to fap to porn on my laptop until I got it, and taking a laptop to a bathroom is pretty suspicious. I’m definitely gonna be fapping to some Vidz78 videos from my phone when I hit the library tomorrow!