SquirtingGFs

Squirting is really, really hot. I think it’s the fact that it’s so taboo and embarrassing for most girls that turns me on so much. They’re just so overcome with pleasure that they lose control of themselves and spray all over the place, soaking their partner, themselves, and their sheets. Once they break that barrier there’s really nothing left—if you’ve seen a woman squirt, there’s absolutely nothing more intimate that can happen between you.Of course, that’s all theoretical. I’ve never been with a woman in any capacity, and I’m sure if I was with one they wouldn’t orgasm at all, let alone have one so powerful that they spontaneously combust and start spouting female ejaculate. But if I let that get in the way of enjoying squirting porn, there wouldn’t be much porn that I could enjoy. Voyeurism aside, I guess: I’ve got plenty of experience watching women from afar.Thankfully, situations that are so out of my reach that they might as well be out of the realm and fantasy don’t bother me at all.

Wild Water Kingdom

The layout of SquirtingGFs is a bit limited in functionality, but it gets the job done. The videos are presented as a gallery of thumbnails, and can be sorted by upload date, rating, view count, or length. What the site is really lacking in, though, is proper navigation tools. Beyond the sorting functions I just mentioned, there isn’t really any effective way to find a specific type of video. The site does nominally have a tag function, but it’s not implemented well enough to actually help. Most videos only have two or three tags, and when one of them (the titular “Squirting”) can be applied to literally every single video on the site, that’s not really specific enough to work.And the same problem applies to the searching. Yes, there’s a search bar, but it won’t help much either. There aren’t any descriptions attached to the videos, so all that’s left to be searched are the tags and the titles. The tags are useless, and the titles are so generic (endless variations of “______ girl squirts”) that you’d have better luck actually finding a girl to squirt for you than you would finding what you’re looking for using the search bar. If you don’t know me well enough to understand what I’m saying there, I’ll spell it out for you—it’s nearly impossible, even with dedication and sustained effort.Still, the quality of the videos is good enough that this doesn’t ruin SquirtingGFs. It would probably be a bigger problem if nine-tenths of the videos weren’t super hot, but that isn’t an issue here. If you’re looking for a specific type of squirting vid, you’re shit out of luck, but if you just want something hot to jerk off to then just scrolling through the thumbnails and clicking on whatever catches your eye will probably suffice.

I Swear It’s Not Piss

Before I get bombarded with people calling me a deviant, let me clear something up. Squirting isn’t pissing. Ergo, squirt is not piss. Sure, it comes from the same hole, and sure, it kind of has a vague odor and taste of urine (or so I hear). And yes, scientists and researchers seem fairly split on whether or not it’s basically watered-down pee or some other substance altogether.But what’s important is my own feelings, not science. And I don’t feel like I want to admit that I’m into watersports. So for the sake of protecting my own fragile ego, I won’t stand for any comments saying that this lovely lady juice is anything other than a sweet, delicious substance that erupts from a cumming woman’s body like tears from heaven.I can only assume the lack of certainty around defining what exactly comes out during squirting is the fact that scientists are all virginal nerds like myself. It’s pretty fucking embarrassing that a human function that has presumably existed since the beginning of time is still so poorly understood. Maybe if we had Chads like ThePornDude doing research we would have a better idea, but until someone with actual first-hand experience with pleasing a woman starts to look into things, were stuck with guys who have only read about squirting in books (or watched it in porn).That being said, I’m only going to believe their results if they back up my own preconceptions. If science decides that squirting is piss, then I’ll just call that fake news, close my eyes, and keep watching squirting porn. Or maybe I’ll just embrace my perversions and go right into the deep end of pissplay. I guess it would be nice to finally stop pretending I’m not into it, and this might be the boost it needs to go mainstream.Now only if the same thing could happen for scat…

Paying To Get Into The Waterpark

But let’s leave the debate aside for now. When it comes down to it, the only really important thing is that it’s hot to watch. Once we’ve accepted and admitted that, the next step is to determine how much you’re willing to pay for the privilege of seeing it.Thankfully, getting access to SquirtingGFs won’t break the bank. You have a few options when it comes to structuring your payment plan, and they’re all reasonably affordable. If you’re still in denial about how fantastic squirting is, your best bet is probably the one-day trial membership, which will only cost you a dollar. Just be sure to either cancel or change to a different plan before that trial comes to a close, otherwise, you’ll be automatically renewed at whatever rate and over whatever term SquirtingGFs decides they can get away with.If you do like the site after your trial, or if you’re so confident that you’ll enjoy it that you decide not to get a trial in the first place, you’ve got two options left. They offer a single month membership, which offers just a bit of savings over the trial rate with a price of $27.95 per month, or, if you can commit for a quarter of a year, you can drop the price down to just about twenty dollars a month.Whatever plan you do choose, keep in mind that the site offers unlimited download privileges with each membership. While in my opinion the site is updated frequently enough to be worth a continued membership until the end of time, you could always just grab your favorite videos and cancel your membership. Which was originally my plan, until I realized that I masturbate far too often to be satisfied with any size of a collection of porn. My desire for new porn constantly grows, so I think I’ll stay on as a member of SquirtingGFs until I find a squirting GF of my own—which, if my past is any indication, means I’ll be signed up until the day I die.

Alternative Entertainment

If you’re still not convinced, or if you’re only a casual fan of gushing girls who thinks that they’ll need a bit of added variety to justify the expense of a membership, don’t count SquirtingGFs out yet.As an added bonus to all subscriptions to SquirtingGFs comes the entire catalog of the GFNetwork of sites. If you’re tired of squirting, you can click over to WatchMyGF, Oral Girlfriends, Dirty Wives Exposed, or any one of fifteen other niche subsites. While SquirtingGFs itself has just under five hundred videos, which alone probably wouldn’t be worth the price of admission, together the collection boasts close to a hundred thousand videos. That’s enough to satisfy even the busiest masturbator, and changes what might have been a marginal value to one of the best deals in porn.And if somehow that isn’t enough, you also get a page of hugely discounted deals to memberships with a ton of popular third-party porn-sites. they also throw in access to deep discount codes on loads of different memberships to big porn sites. Some of these are available year-round, but they also offer deep discounts on a rotating basis, so make sure you drop by regularly to see what’s being offered. And while you’re there, you might as well rub one out to SquirtingGFs. As if you’d be able to resist.