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Daughter For Dessert
DfD aka Daughter For Dessert! Anyone who knows me knows that I love only a few things in this life. I love my mother (of course … mama’s boy for life!). I love my girlfriend and body pillow, Suki, who I have been in a long term committed relationship with for the last 15 years. I love cheating on Suki with my sex doll, Dolly (what can I say? She is irresistible … the perfect mistress). And then I love my two hobbies: gaming and porn.
I could game all day and all night. Well, that is if I weren’t so busy beating my meat raw to the infinite supply of porn that is on the internet. It’s tough for me to find a balance between my two passions. Because, although I love playing video games, my libido is way too high. By the time I get really invested and into a game, I have to put the controller down to go jerk one out real quick. It’s a real problem. And I don’t know what to do about it!
Given the fact that those are my two favorite things to do, playing video games and watching porn, one would probably come to the logical conclusion, then, that I would absolutely love playing porn video games. And it makes sense. Why wouldn’t I love the result of my two passions in life being merged into one? Well, get ready to be shocked … I actually generally do not like porn video games, if you can believe it.
I have tried to like them. So many times, I have tried to trick myself into enjoying porn games. Probably because it would only make so much sense that I would. But I just can’t really do it. Every once in a while, I come across a porn game that holds my attention for a little while, but I always inevitably end up closing out of it and clicking through to some real porn to finish up the job (the self-administered handjob, that is).
I have given it a lot of thought. I have wracked my brain trying to figure out why I don’t seem to like porn games all that much, even though I love video games and I love porn. And I think I have finally figured it out. Porn games, even though they combine the two greatest things known to man in one convenient package, diminish the things I love about both video games and porn, respectively.
What I mean is, more often than not, a porn game is either going to be too focused on the gaming (thereby sacrificing the porn) or too focused on the porn (thereby sacrificing the gaming element). I am yet to find a porn game that has been able to strike that perfect balance, that toes the line between being an enjoyable game and also having a hot enough porn element that could actually get you off. Honestly, it doesn’t seem like it would be all that hard to do, does it? But, then again, I’ve never made a game, so what do I know?
I know porn, that is for certain. If there’s anything that I know better than almost anyone in the world, it is porn. The only person who probably knows more about porn than I do, I concede, is my idol, The Porn Dude. He is the originator of porn site reviews. He is my inspiration and the person that I took the idea from to start a website where I review porn sites. I owe it all to him, really. So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you Porn Dude. Hopefully, you’ll respond to my 27 emails I sent you one of these days. I guess it’s only been a year or two … you’re a very busy man, I’m sure. I know you will get around to it, buddy (not that you would ever be reading this right now!).
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One game, however, that I came across once that actually held my attention for a surprisingly long time is called Daughter for Dessert. Now, I’ll be the first to admit, the name is a little bit creepy. But I promise you, no cannibalism is involved in this game. I trust that you can guess, however, what is implied by dessert in the title. The name of the game makes even more sense once you delve into the relatively complicated storyline that drives the game. Basically, the protagonist (which is you … it’s all a 1st person POV), owns a failing diner. And he has two extremely good-looking nubile waitresses that work there. One of them is just a really sexy alternative chick, with whom there is constant sexual tension. The other, however, is the daughter of the protagonist’s deceased wife. With whom there is also constant sexual tension. In some ways, it is a game of moral decision making. You are frequently faced with choices to be made based on some predicament or another. The rocker girl, for example, leaves her phone on a table and a customer hands it over to you. The screen turns on and you see something very alluring on it. I guess it won’t be a spoiler if I just tell you … it’s a nude. There’s a nude on her phone. You, then, have to decide whether or not you should continue to look through her phone or just put it away in her cubby. Since it’s a game and the clear objective of it is to see some naked cartoon chicks, obviously, you decide to look through it. What a boring game it would be if you didn’t, right? Then you find a document on her phone. On it she has written a little piece of saucy erotica in which you are the main character, staying late with her after work one night and just taking her right there in the diner. That’s when the next decision has to be made … do you tell her about what you saw? If so, do you confront her about the nudes, or do you confront her about the story? This is where the decision-making in the game becomes key. Because, you assume while playing at least, one of these options is going to more quickly lead to screwing the hot hipster waitress. Or at least you hope. But which option is it? Will bringing up the nude freak her out and feel like you invaded her privacy too much? Or will she get wet at the thought of you seeing her naked body? Will bringing up the story be too embarrassing for her to handle, causing her to shy away from you? Or will you be able to play it cool and turn her fantasies (and your own) into reality? Well, you’ll just have to play through to find out for yourself … See? Surprisingly compelling, isn’t it?Graphics and Gameplay Okay
As far as the graphics are concerned, Daughter for Dessert has opted for a sort of cartoonish 3D aesthetic. The best comparison that I could give you would probably be to say that the graphics are reminiscent to those of that game, The Sims, but a little better. It’s nothing to write home about (although, it would probably be pretty strange in general to write home about a porn game), the graphics, that is, but they also are far from the worst graphics that I have seen in a porn game (some of them are just so unbelievably awful, you’d think they were designed by a kid with intellectual disabilities in the 1980s). There is a lot of reading that goes into this game. So, if you aren’t a huge fan of reading (or if you are illiterate because you’ve fapped yourself stupid), this probably won’t be the game for you. There’s lots of clicking through narration and dialogue, which can get a little annoying after a while. But the storyline should be able to pull you through, especially if you like that kind of thing. The one thing that I am not particularly crazy about with this game (and, in fact, this is my main complaint with most porn games in general) is the fact that, well, there just isn’t enough porn! The porn to game ratio is all out of whack. I feel like I clicked and clicked and clicked and made all of what I thought were the right decisions to get laid in the game, but I didn’t so much as see a boob after like an hour of gameplay! Isn’t that messed up? But, then again, I suppose it is important to keep in mind that I am a 37-year-old virgin. So, I suppose my decision-making skills when it comes to getting laid are probably not the best. Jeez, I can’t even have sex in a porn game … how pathetic. All in all, if you like this style of game and you have a penchant for the taboo, this game is definitely for you. Enjoy!- Hot and intricate storyline
- Characters are very sexy
- 100% free (Patreon supported)
- Smooth and glitch-free gameplay
- Not a whole lot of porn
- Story gets drawn out too much
- Graphics could be better
- Not mobile friendly
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