xHamster Stories

xHamster free sex stories! You know about XHamster. Your friends know about XHamster. Your teachers, your mailman, and your Uber driver all know about XHamster. Your mom and dad even know about XHamster. It’s been around for years and it’s one of the most popular porn sites in the world.But XHamster is hiding a secret. Not a dark and shameful secret, but a magical and wonderful secret. A secret garden hidden in plain sight that surprisingly few people enter. Not inferior to the main course of porn videos that XHamster is known for, but merely different.I’m speaking of XHamster Stories, the section of XHamster that has been around since the site’s conception but is much less well known than it deserves to be. Erotic literature can be a great change of pace, allowing you to exercise your mind while you exercise your forearms. It can even be better than porn videos in some cases with its ability to combine description and imagery in a way that only the written word can manage to do.So whether you’re a fan of written porn who is just now discovering XHamster Stories, someone who hasn’t ever ventured beyond visual porn, or even an experienced XHamster Stories fan, read on. XHamster Stories is a hidden gem on the site, featuring literally hundreds of thousands of user-submitted sex stories. Plus, it’s free, so you don’t really have anything to lose.

Finding Your Favorite Fiction

Beginners to XHamster Stories will be best served by starting in one of two areas: either the most-viewed stories or the top-rated.These selections are like the Criterion Collection of free erotic literature. These stories are classics that have been read by generations of masturbators and have stood the test of time. Some of my absolute favorites have been online for over five years, which in porn terms makes them practically worthy of being in a museum. And over that half-decade, some have been read up to a million times.If you’re short on time and need to bust a quick nut, you can’t go wrong with picking one of the most-read stories. A million masturbators can’t be wrong, so unless you’ve got something seriously wrong with you you’ll enjoy them. Well, even if you do have something wrong with you you’ll probably still have a good time, my therapist keeps telling me I’m deeply damaged but I always have a good time in this section.Top-rated has a lot of overlap with most viewed, but there are some distinctions. A story can attract a lot of readers with an intriguing title and an enticing first paragraph, but the top-rated stories have to stand the test of time throughout the whole tale. Now, I tend to bust within a page or two so that doesn’t really matter much to me, but if you’re not as sexually efficient as I am (we can’t all be so lucky) then the top-rated section might work better for you.The most-commented section is pretty good too. I wouldn’t say that these stories are quite as consistently excellent as the most-read or the top-rated, but they’ve got another sort of appeal. They tend to be thought-provoking and provocative, while still managing to be worthy to jerk to.If you don’t shy away from controversial themes like incest and “coercion” (XHamster doesn’t like calling it rape for some reason), the most-commented stories might meet your needs. Plus, since they’re proven discussion pieces, you know that regaling your friends and acquaintances with recaps of these stories is a guaranteed conversation starter. It might even be worth comparing your latest book-club read with one of these stories, I bet that comparison would go over super well. Plus, the girls there will know that you’re a fan of erotic literature, so you’ll probably get one step closer to getting into your crush’s pants.In theory, at least. I don’t belong to a book club, and my experience talking about XHamster stories with a stranger began and ended with me being maced, so I can’t guarantee any results other than that.

My Fabulous Favorites

I’ve been on XHamster Stories for years, though, so I’ve pretty much exhausted the greatest hits. I usually go one of two ways when I’m in the mood to beat my meat using the written word and a bit of imagination.The first, which I don’t recommend unless you’re desperate, is the new stories section. While you’ll probably unearth some hidden gems if you stick with it, most of what you’ll find here isn’t quite up to snuff with the higher-quality sections. Remember, anyone can upload to XHamster regardless of how good or bad of a writer they are, so don’t expect Pulitzer-prize-winning short stories if you decide to brave this section.More reliable is browsing by category, and then sorting the stories by either "views" or by "rating". XHamster Stories categorizes its fiction into sixteen different categories. This isn’t nearly as many as are used on the video portion of the site, but the tags do a remarkably good job of classifying the wide variety of material that’s available.Pretty much all of your sex story tropes are accounted for. Looking for a story where an awkward young fan meets their favorite actress, and things end up getting a bit wild? Check the “Celebrity” section. Or how about that this classic: a shy boy gets kidnapped by the girls at camp and brought back to their cabin for a night of fun? You’ll find plenty of tales like that in the “Group Sex” section.Or maybe you’re more interested in a story where a youngster goes over to his hot MILF neighbors house to mow the lawn and ends up getting invited inside for lemonade (and a blowjob)? Try “Mature.” How about one where the innocent girl next door decides that you’re absolutely irresistible and wants to lose her virginity to you? That would be the “First Time Category.”They’ve even got some specialized categories for more adventurous masturbators. If you’re so desensitized by normal porn that you can’t get off unless you’re reading about a woman in all leather pegging a virginal boy in the ass, check out the “BDSM” section. Or, if like me you think that the best fun is within the family, try “Taboo.” It’s got more than just incest stories, but since incest is wincest that’s the main focus on the category, you’ll just have to stay vigilant to avoid accidentally reading a story that doesn’t involve motherfucking.

Where Are All The Tags?

The search system kind of falls apart in its execution, unfortunately. This isn’t xHamster’s fault—they gave the authors all the tools they could ever want to tag the stories with easy searching, but for that to work, the authors themselves have to follow through.That’s the downside of user-submitted content. Sure, there is a lot more of it than any curated site would have, and you get new stories every few minutes, but outside of the popular stuff, it can be really difficult to narrow down on a specific type of story.Authors can tag their stories so that they can be searched, but often they don’t apply enough tags, or even use the wrong ones. In some cases, this renders any attempts to find a story by searching its tags useless.This really ruined my night tonight. Mom was wearing something a bit skimpier than usual when she left for dinner, so I was in the mood for a good incest story. For some reason, there’s no incest tag (fucking morality police call it “Taboo”), so I took a look to see every story tagged with both “Mature” and “Taboo.” Searching for incest within the mature category gave me five and a half thousand results, and by the time I actually found one worth reading mom was already back home. Some of them weren’t even incest, since “Taboo” encompasses all sorts of fetishes.Oh well, I’d better make the best of a bad situation. I think she was drinking. Maybe if I sneak into her bedroom now that she’s home I’ll get lucky like I did that one time…