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Image Post! When you review porn for a living, most of your time is spent staring at video after video of hot triple-A porn actresses taking a dicking up the ass and trying to look damn psyched about it. It’s a wonderful lifestyle I lead and it often makes me feel like I’m following in the footsteps of my idol - ThePornDude. But once in a while, there will be a porn site that I gotta review that breaks off from the standard tube porn layout and more towards attracting a bit of a niche crowd. Sometimes I wonder how these various types of porn sites make money, when most erections go up and down around the world thanks to tube sites that seem to have hogged the after-dark internet.
But that’s simply not the case. Many other types of porn sites are both budding and exploding in size and one of those that we’re gonna be diving into today is simply called ImagePost. It’s a TPG website and for those of you not well-versed enough in online porn lingo, that stands for thumb gallery pictures. I suppose that’s not a porn exclusive term, I mean you can have a thumb gallery of casual content like kittens and bunnies and what have you, but personally, I prefer my images to have naked girls in them. I’m a simple loser with simple passions in life. I like ThePornDude and I like naked chicks - in that order.
So what are TPGs? Well, they’re a very simple type of website layout, more than anything, where you see thousands upon thousands of thumbs that represent images that you can get more of if you click through. It’s a simple enough concept that seems to be built for quantity, rather than quality, and ImagePost is no exception. Now I’m not specifically commenting on the quality of their smut, we’ll get to that. I just mean that their entire design is based around the idea that they shell out tons of smut on the daily, for everyone to enjoy.
It’s Simple Enough
You land on ImagePost, you check out the homepage, you see a pair of tits that tickles your fancy and you click through to get more of the girl you’re seeing. And if you’re a super pathetic loser with a 2-inch excuse for a penis like myself, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these girls. If that happens I suggest you get a strong water-based lubricant and rub your pole 3 times a day to more content of the same girl. The site features very little if any amateur content, so chances are if one of the girls really steals your heart, and your erection, you’ll be able to find more of her with ease. The general idea is that this site aggregates content from all over the web, but from what I can tell, they host it all locally, which means you are not going to get bounced around the site. The only thing bouncing on ImagePost are the hot ass double Ds on the super sexy pornstars. Did I say bouncing? Yes, I did. You might be asking yourself - How can an image feature bouncing tits? Was the shot taken mid-jump? Silly reader. Nope.It’s About (E)quality
ImagePost have officially accepted the internet’s demands for bouncing titties and they’ve accepted videos into their fold. That means that officially, one of the biggest TGPs on the web features animated smut, without having to compromise on quality. That means you’re not going to see homemade Brazilian anal videos in 240p. I’m not knocking home-made South American porn vids - god bless ThePornDude for bringing us more of those. But they just don’t belong on this particular website, because ImagePost seems to care, more than anything, about the quality of the smut that they bring. They’re somewhere between those artsy-fartsy adult magazine sites that bring you sexy virgin nubiles in ultra HD photography, and the triple-A western studios that enjoy cumming into girls’ assholes on camera. That means that most of the girls you’re going to see on here are going to either be perfect 10s or perfect contenders for stealing your heart. They’re absolutely delightful. And the progressive feminist in me has to note that there’s so much diversity here. You’re going to see nude and plowed girls of all shapes and sizes, in backgrounds ranging from the young-looking Asian schoolgirls to thick Latinas, to the double-D shaking western girls you’ve come to know and love from Hollywood productions. Every perfect pair of tits is welcome on ImagePost and this guarantees that you are pretty much never going to run out of smut.It’s So Big
And speaking of running out of smut, I dare you to go through ImagePost’s entire library. It’s fucking impossible. I’ve tried, but I kept cumming into my fleshlight 30 seconds in and having to start over time and time again, because the porn just keeps coming. - And ironically, so did I. Their library boasts thousands upon thousands of images and videos, with an arguably stronger focus on the pics, but I don’t blame them for that. It’s much easier to convey high-quality pussy in photography than in video. Either way, the site is perfect for what it is. And speaking of drowning in pussy, because this site features almost as many naked chicks as ThePornDude has slept with, you need a good way to sort through them all. Unfortunately, this is where my review of ImagePost takes a bit of a turn for the worse. Their website is astounding and I enjoy it thoroughly, but their sorting is non-existent. You get literally no categories what-so-ever on this site. It’s kind of sad. So if you want to sort through their smut, you’re pretty much going on a wild goose chase to find what you’re looking for. You’ll be better off just diving in blind and hoping to find something hot, rather than looking for specific genres of smut. But seeing as how quality seems to be the common thread here, at least you’ll maintain your erection throughout your journey.The Tech Specs
Luckily, the site is absolutely free, so we don’t really get to complain, and the ads are almost completely out of the way. I personally found them to be not at all intrusive. They also don’t mix into the content, so you’re not going to accidentally swing off the site while you’re browsing their library. They’ve also got a few links up there on the home bar for external sources of additional smut, including other porn sites, discounts and similar referrals, that undoubtedly keep the site afloat by bringing in ad revenue, and that’s always a nice system. Why not click through to more smut when you’ve got the time and the dong in hand? As for the site’s design, it’s one of the better ones I’ve seen. Sites that focus on tons of image-based pornography are usually either completely textual except for the images, or they absolutely attack you with ads and external links. It’s very hard to find a site that lets you focus on the smut. This is one of those sites. You can tell that the creators really cared about tits as much as you when they were making the site. That’s why the entire thing is crisp, clear and kind of white all-over. There aren’t any graphics or animations that get in the way, and once you get used to ignoring the ads, it’s an absolute delight to sift through. Opening an image naturally lets you view the damn thing beautifully in full resolution, and you can even open the images fully, as files - you know the old “Right click, then view image” trick. It works great here, and it also means that you’re free to download the content as you wish, because you’re going to need a new desktop background once in a while - Am I right? And finally, I gotta give props to the video player, because for some reason, even though we’re living in the future, video players on porn sites suck ass. I personally don't understand why it’s so hard to make a video player that doesn’t lag or assault you with annoying annotations, subtitles and similar crapfests, but this video player, in particular, does none of that. You play the video, it loads immediately and you’re jacking off right as you’ve pressed the play button. I appreciate it when web developers go way out of their way to protect my right to jack off unimpeded. It feels as if ThePornDude himself reaches out from the sky and into my room to bless my erection for the night. Shut up, it’s not gay, I just really envy his devotion to quality smut.- Quality tits and ass collection
- Simple and fast website
- They got videos!
- They’re free!
- Their video player is amazing
- Tons of smut
- No categories! Big no-no.
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