Ever since I first heard about virtual reality, back when it was just a figment in the imagination of scientists and writers, I knew exactly what I wanted to use it for. Fuck science, art, and all of the other high-minded applications of the technology that everyone else talks about: I wanted to see women get fucked in virtual reality, so that I could hide from the lonely reality of my life and pretend that I was really there.These days, my dream has become a reality, and it’s more accessible than ever. Anyone with a smart-phone and a cheap cardboard or plastic rig can watch VR porn, and if you’re a real VIP and want to take things to the next level, there are even fancier and more expensive set-ups that can be hooked up to your desktop PC or laptop. The sky is the limit, and the options are limitless.What’s harder, though, is finding a good source of the videos themselves. Most porn tube sites have a small VR section, but their selection is usually pretty limited. You’ll find a handful of POV VR videos, but you won’t find many, and what you will see is usually pretty bland, uninspired, and interesting.This is where XVirtual comes in. The site is a fairly new player in the porn scene, but they’ve quickly established a place for themselves in the industry. The site is regularly updated, offers unique exclusive content made specifically for its members, and is accessible from pretty much every single device that can be used with VR goggles of any kind.So when I first found it, I knew it was for me. At first, I picked up a cheap ten dollar pair of goggles to hold my phone to my face from Walmart, but that same day I knew I had to upgrade. Don’t get me wrong, this set-up is serviceable, and you don’t need to spend any more than that to venture into the world of VR porn, but the thought of a highly capable device presented 180-degree porn to me in a way that would really boost my immersion was irresistible.The ability to block out the rest of the world and look side to side is absolutely game-changing. No longer are you forced to focus on exactly what the director wants to see—you’re in charge of what part of the action deserves your attention. The gap between VR Porn and traditional videos feels like the change between downloading one nude at a time over dial-up to finally being able to stream video porn over high-speed internet. The world will never be the same, and we’re all much better off for it.
I Was Not Prepared For This…
XVirtual’s title does not come close to adequately prepare you for what you’ll find inside. I came here looking for 3D virtual reality porn. You know, normal stuff: missionary, blowjobs, doggy style. Cute girls having sex. Maybe a bit of anal of light BDSM for days when I’m feeling a bit edgy.And then I went to XVirtual and found something a bit different. A house of monsters filled with obese female slaves who had to bend to their captors every whim. A film that starts off like Alien Autopsy but ends in the tied down alien getting forcibly fucked in every hole. A
And then there are parodies, too. If you ever wanted to watch Pennywise the Clown fuck a bunch of people… for some reason… I guess this is the place to let those fantasies run wild. Or if you liked the black and red aesthetic of Sin City, but thought that the softcore nudity in that movie could have been ratcheted up a bit, check out Fuck City. There’s a Matrix parody that lets you explore a world where every perverted nerd’s dream has come true—bullet-time fucking.There are even historical pieces, which I’m sure I’ve never seen on a porn site. There’s a baroque piece of pornography, complete with seventeenth-century art, architecture, and costumes, that left me equal parts bewildered and turned on. Cock Save The Queen is another nice one, too.Between these various themes, they’ve got pretty much every possible madcap scenario covered. If a psychopathic ex-porn-director who lost is mind could dream it up while wearing a straitjacket in a room with padded walls, XVirtual has probably done a video about it.
… But I’m Not Mad About It
But don’t get me wrong. The second that my confusion and terror subsided and were replaced by an erection, I fell in love with XVirtual. The site, though shocking, is absolutely fantastic. The porn is as hot as it is unique, and that’s saying a lot, because this site is truly strange.If there’s one thing about XVirtual that does let me down, it’s the lack of options when it comes to navigating through the videos. You basically have three options: you can scroll through the list of vids in the order provided to you, which is from most recent to oldest, you can click through the tags, or you can search.There are a few problems here. First and foremost, a way to sort by most-viewed videos is a seemingly obvious failing of the site, seeing as now nearly every other site, including ones that put much less effort into their videos, manages to handle properly.Next is the fact that the tags aren’t nearly extensive enough. Let me illustrate this by way of example: I’m looking at a video right now whose entire set of tags are “blowjob,” “brunette,” hardcore,” and “virtual reality.” On top of the fact that the last tag describes literally every single XVirtual video, these give practically no meaningful description of what the video contains.Go on, take a guess. I’m assuming that you’re putting the pieces together and picturing a fairly standard porno, since you’ve got nothing else to go on. A cute young brown-haired girl sucking cock. Well, guess what? It’s an Edward Scissorhands parody, complete with old Eddy having a nice perky pair of tits. There’s no way you could have known that, of course. At least the video is fantastic, and even has a parody cast listing with names like “John E. Depth” and “Winona Rideher,” but it makes for a pretty useless tag system.Again, the saving grace with XVirtual is that the videos are uniformly incredible. The VR works well, the parodies are funny, and the themes are unique. On top of that, the sex is exciting and the girls are hot. If the videos on here were below-average I would be telling you that this site is not worth your time, but fortunately, they’re so fantastic that they make up for all of the shortcomings in XVirtual’s design.On pretty much any other site, being forced to scroll through a chronological list of titles would mean that the site is complete garbage, but here it’s just good enough. The names and thumbnails of the videos are entertaining and exciting enough that it’s not really a slog like it would be elsewhere, but rather a part of the experience itself.
Paying The Cost to Enter The Freakshow
XVirtual is doing something that pretty much no other site can match, both in terms of the VR format and the unique themes of their videos. As such, the cost of entry is a little bit higher than most sites. I think that’s fair, but it is something to keep in mind. I do think that even with the higher-than-average cost, the site deserves a place among your porn subscriptions.The shortest-term subscription offered by XVirtual is a one-month plan. There’s no trial on offer here, so you’re going to have to pay down a whopping forty bucks if you want to try the site out. Thankfully, things do get a bit cheaper if you pay for three months, and you can save up to half off the base rate if you subscribe for one-hundred-eighty days at a time.An even cheaper one-year subscription would be nice, as would a short-term trial, but neither of those are available at XVirtual. I thought about calling the site’s owners to request those options, but I ultimately decided against it. I figure that anybody messed up enough to create porn where a Lovecraftian cosmic horror straight out of the Necronomicon facefucks a schoolgirl is better left unbothered, lest I become the next victim in their basement of terrors.