I for one, blame gaming as one of the reasons why I've missed out on so much in my life. I mean it was kinda fun I must admit; being in the nerdy gaming crew back in high school where every break meant crossing over to a new level. In fact, I can swear that I hit Challenger in League of Legends and even used to play Battlefield 2 competitive.However, that was then when there wasn’t much care in the world. Only now that I care because even the gaming itself seems to have advanced sexually. Presenting all the gamers with an opportunity to fuck in the virtual world or fap like yours truly. And it scares the shit out of me that I might end up always having to spend my little saved up hard to come by coins for this enthralling sensual gaming experience because I am just not man enough to go for it in the real world.However, on a second thought am convinced that I need this not only because of the exciting sensual pleasure inspires in me, but because it’s an awesome strategy game that keeps me on my toes thinking of how to win a battle and at the same time moaning out of my continual spewing from all the delightful booty as well as corny sexual acts. I most certainly wouldn’t advise you to miss out on.
The Game's Concept
For starters, the game is based on some legendary tale of a hero who wakes up only to find himself in a new dimension after experiencing a disastrous shipwreck. It’s a strange world of Crystal Maidens, unfortunately being controlled by evil forces. And somehow, it’s your destiny to defeat the powerful evil Wizard to deliver their world. To fight the witch, however, you must use magic crystals to summon a wide variety of Crystal Maidens such as ‘Coral the Ice Sorceress’, ‘Daphne the Lich Queen’, ‘Vanille the Outlaw’, ‘Jess the Time Traveler ’and so on. After which you have to fight your way through the tough battlefields comprising of various diverse environments like forests, deserts, snowy mountains, and dark castles.Well, I believe that the real challenge of this game is actually to gather the army, train them hard to become better at their abilities to fight while at the same time ‘romancing’ them with your ever-erect penis. Also, the more you bang these hot maidens the more they will like you, which means that you might actually end up unlocking some hidden ‘scenes’ with her which are what most of this game’s players fap to. I mean this game gives losers like myself an opportunity to interact with beautiful babes in a sensual way. And it’s almost kinda like some safe space to be horny always while at the same time preserving the whole gaming thrill. Incredible, right?
The Game's Real Sauce
The graphics are just stunning right from the start almost as if the creators didn’t want to risk cock-starved humbled monsters like myself missing even a single sensual detail. Granted that it kinda lights up your loins right from the first rescue blowjob by Nuka, some sexy horned Maiden. There is also some super exciting interactions like when you collect a free item immediately after leaving the beach and you get rewarded with a card of Selena, also known as ‘The Brilliant Duelist’ after which the army summoning and formation begins. My advice; take the whole game full-screen by hitting the blue button in the bottom right-hand corner to enjoy the whole breathtaking adventure it's fullest.
The Game’s Porn Enthusiasm
Gaming is thrilling and the ultimate escape especially for those with some expandable time on their hands. And in this case, also some fucking lube to fuel your spewing. I am only glad that this game isn’t as complicated because otherwise, my shitty brains would have bursted dead ass in my head. Basically, as soon as you strategically place your maidens, they will be matching into battle in no time. And there are a few buttons you can hit to perform different attacks, mind you as the game progresses; there is an opportunity to unlock some powerful characters get a bigger range of fighting abilities, etc. For instance, the first two battles are pretty easy and closing up to level 2 is a done deal for anyone.But from there; it gets a little tougher and the challenge is enthralling because; the gems available enable you to flirt or woo these beautiful maidens which means lots of sexual tension. It is important to note that leveling up, also means that the Maidens receive a 10% boost to their health points, damage, and defense. There is the weaponization too which will see the Maidens equipped with higher quality weapons, such as wands, to make them do more damage.I am sure you will also be more than pleased to know that; the chick you caught sucking your cock at the beach will want to fuck you later on in the game. I mean you are some fucking hero anyway which brings me to the fact that fighting makes even feeble juggheads like myself feel man enough. Not to mention that there is actually some exciting hint of Western cartoon animation as well as a Hentai combo that makes the characters familiar and strange at the same time. Like damn! I love the unknown, maybe because pretty much everything in my life it seems that way.
Hot Maidens to be Unlocked!
Well according to one of ThePornDude’s great blog posts; men are visual creatures and I like to think of myself sometimes as men. Because I am yet to find my purpose in a world full of goodness I am yet to lay hands on, or maybe I represent the tribe of failed men? God forbid! I will stay positive, in fact, these Maidens unlocking process gives me so much hope than any of you can ever imagine. Almost like my craving for exquisite hotties gets fulfilled for a minute there and I certainly appreciate even the horned babes because am kinda focused on the honey pot like everyone else.The most intriguing factor about these maidens besides their super attractive appearances and their abilities is; the way they have been carefully drawn to exemplify their features basically to distinguish each one of their personalities. Which is something I haven’t seen in too many sex games so far. And I am a tad optimistic that gamers surely appreciate an eye to detail.
Crystal Maidens just like other free to play games showers gamers with rewards every day they come back to play. The first day is 500 silver coins and give 5 each day until after a month where they double up and allow you to unlock maidens Coral and Roxelana. And while Crystal Maidens is a free to play game, you can always pay a little extra to advance faster and perhaps purchase some red gems to unlock crates, which can contain lots of goodies that are above-average in terms of quality. Also, there is the headpiece upgrade (Might Knight’s Helmet) which features some stellar stats incomparable to the usual stuff.About the purchases, I might be some brokeass looser when it comes to women but I sure can count. For instance, I noticed that there are both normal and premium crates which if you bought in bulk. Day 20,000 Nutaku coins option, the normal crates work out to be 5 cents each and the premium ones 25 cents. Which means that it’s pretty pocket-friendly compared to most freemium porn games. However, the only disappointing factor being that cheap crates might never unlock any Maidens for you. So, to make it worthwhile, for the jobless Meatheads like me, with a lot of idle time in your hands; you better save up hard like yours faithfully.
The Gaming Community
Like ThePornDude puts it; if too many fappers approve of something then it’s actually the shit you should be after. I mean there are nerdy characters in every field and in the sex gaming field, I bet a game with a large community of gamers can be only be likened to its exquisiteness. And you can bet I am in love with the idea of playing against other gamers and chatting in between faps. The development team is also very resourceful and provides feedback responses as well as advancements every once in a while. And if you would like to keep tabs of these advancements then I suggest that you join their discord channel and interact with the developers themselves, which is kinda super cool if you asked me.
Crystal Maidens – My Verdict
Crystal Maidens is for the enthusiastic RTS strategy games champs or at least the erotic game thrill addicts. And I doubt any Nutaku games fanatic would pass the chance to be on this adventure, basically enjoying the juicy sexy photos of hot maidens, fucking the pride ones while at the same time acting the hero. Which is why I think that these awesome game with superb graphics might be what you, my nasty friends, are missing out on. Pure blissful thrills!