X Openload! Now this can’t be legal, can it? Xopenload is like getting access into an incel’s hard drive, with an archive of porno movies and clips that would even make ThePornDude blush. The site features both Western and JAV porn movies for you to fap to.For a social awkward guy like me, Xopenload is a godsend. It’s so scary going into porn store in person, but in the early days of porn, this was the only way I can get DVD quality porn without having to use my mom’s credit card online.Well, those days are over my friend. Xopenload offers tens of thousands of full-length porn movies in high quality, all for free. Mortal Cumbat, The Pussy Ranger, and Clea 4 You are just some of the latest videos for you to jerk to. I feel like I stepped into ThePornDude’s own library, except of course he probably has surround sound with 4K monitors while I’m here on my mom’s laptop fapping with earphones on.
There are all kinds of categories featured. You have MILF, Latinas, gang bangs, and of course, all kinds of tight little teens that would make me cum in three seconds. There are even extreme movies like Little White Slave Girls and Anal Extreme that make me nervous how much these girls are getting abused.Another great feature is Xopenload’s huge JAV library. As someone who greatly respects and appreciate Japanese culture, it’s great they provide thousands of free Eastern porno movies for free as well. Unfortunately, I only saw one hentai video; once again a porn site disrespects my need for 2D waifu fap action.As a guy who falls in love really easily, I understand if you’re just after a specific starlet. Xopenload doesn’t have the best browsing layout, but they do have a MegaPacks feature where you can watch scenes just for a specific girl. There are some awesome babes here like Carmen Luvana and Princess Angel, each with over a dozen movies.If you are a fast cummer like me, the shorter porn clips might be more your taste. Xopenload has over a hundred thousand porn clips that you would see in most tube sites. This way you can sample porn scenes and babes without devoting too much bandwidth, and dozens of new clips are updated daily as well.Unfortunately, Xopenload also has plenty of issues. There’s nothing worse than when your mom walks in on you fapping, and you can’t even close out the windows since there are so many popups. We’ve all had that problem right?Xopenload will throw hundreds of pop-ups at you if you’re not careful. The streams and downloads are hosted off-site, so expect more bullshit than usual. You’ll need to work a bit to get everything to work, but when it does, it’s beautiful.
Keep that adblocker on for no-bullshit browsingXopenload is easy to navigate, although the 3rd party hosting for their downloads and streams can be unreliable. Their content revolves around the four main categories of porn movies, porn clips, megapacks, and JAV. Everything you need for a satisfying jerk session if you ask me.When you first enter Xopenload, you’ll see a gallery of featured videos and movies. The thumbnails are horribly sized, making it hard to read, but at least you know you’re getting grade A videos complete with DVD box covers. You can scroll down to see JAV and MegaPacks galleries too, all sorted by the latest uploads.On the left is your main menu. The main categories are porn movies, porn clips, MegaPacks, and JAV Porn. You can also check out the Most Viewed gallery. Below that is a list of “friends websites”, which personally just seem like advertisements to me so I ignore it. There’s another main menu along the top of the page that functions almost exactly the same as the menu bar on the left.At the bottom of the menu are the most popular tags that you can search by. Tags like Anal, Big Boobs, Asian, and Fetish will keep you occupied for hours. At the top right of the page is the search bar if you’d rather find the porn yourself. Major tags work fine, but don’t think you can get scientific with your porn search like its XBooru.Click on any video to get sent to the video player page. You’ll see a sweet embedded HD video you can watch straight off the page. You can also see the video name, description, upload date, and tags. Don’t forget to close that banner ad on the video player!Xopenload also provides some screenshots, download links, and other stream links you can use below the video player. A lot of videos don’t have proper descriptions or screenshots, but I usually found at least one good stream link.Finally, you’ll see a list of similar porn videos you can watch as well as a comment box.
What I LikeYou won’t find many free sites that offer HD full-length porno videos like this one. These videos reach gigabytes or more in size, and you’ll be jerking off for hours if you got the stamina (unlike me). It’s also sweet that they provide both stream and download links, although the downloads don’t seem to work often.You have to appreciate the lack of bullshit when it comes to Xopenload. This is 100% porn all the time, with no pointless add-ons. Think of it more like getting access to a porn collector’s hard drive, rather than a porn site trying to cater to your every need.The selection of titles is awesome. Reality Kings, Marc Dorcel, and other major porn studios offer their best for you to fap to. Regular updates mean you’ll get dozens of fresh titles, and titties, every week. I’m not a fan of old-school pornos, so it’s nice that Xopenload keeps recent videos.If you want to focus on just one specific porn babe, then the MegaPacks have your back. MegaPacks offer plenty of video links for just one porn star, so you can run through their catalog like ThePornDude runs through pussy. I personally recommend Carmen Luvana’s videos for that big tittied blonde fap.
What I HateThere’s a lot to complain about Xopenload, although porno purists will probably still enjoy. Xopenload is really lacking in the details, usually missing proper descriptions, having broken download links, and lots of pop-ups.Xopenload can become a huge pain in the ass if you don’t have proper pop-up blocking. When I opened some porn up on Internet Explorer, I had to close like five windows of pop-ups for the video to play. That’s pretty fucked up if you ask me.So make sure you have that pop-up blocker on! You might end up with all kinds of spyware if you aren’t careful. Even the alternate stream sites come with their own set of pop-ups for you to cut through.This isn’t the most reliable porn site either. There are lots of slow and broken links, especially as you dig deeper into the archives. I recommend you stick to the latest updates to minimize your frustrations, and god knows I’m sexually frustrated enough already.
My advice is to always watch the video through the “Watch Links”, where the video will open up in a new window. There are a couple of pop-ups you need to click through, but this worked way better than the embed for me.I had some big issues with the download links. A lot of the download links use Foxleech, but the links seemed to just go to Foxleech.com rather than a specific download URL. The streams worked well enough though that I didn’t mind.Another thing to keep in mind is that some embed streams will be blocked if you use a pop-up blocker. If you run into a “Blocked” error message, then just open up the stream in a new tab using the “Watch Links”. Opening the video in a new tab or window will let you go around the error message and watch the video.
So much potential, but not quite there
Overall, Xopenload has all the content needed for a great porn site, but there are too many issues with reliability. The shitty thumbnail quality, lack of descriptions, and poor tag library also makes the place look outdated.There was a lot to this site that I had to figure out. For example, at first I thought almost all the links were broken, but I realized that when I open the video up in a new tab they would work much more consistently.The older videos are also way less reliable and using 3rd party hosting always comes with a set of problems, especially for porn. But there aren’t many free porn sites that offer this level of high-quality full-length pornos, so you just need to stick it out and fap it out. Once you get the streams working, you’ll get plenty of primo fap action.