Slutload

Slut Load! Sometimes I feel like I’m not a man at all. Every day I get into the shower, I look at my tiny little ghost penis and think to myself, “why Gods, why curse me as thouest do?” Why couldn’t I have been programmed to be an alpha male like ThePornDude? For poop sake, I would even be okay with being a normal guy like Fat Jesus, the illegal immigrant mother hires to clean her carpet and rug every Wednesday morning. It seems to be the only thing that keeps mother happy: every time Fat Jesus comes over to clean she belts out sounds of joy and laughter from upstairs then sleeps the rest of the afternoon. Boy, upholstery cleaning sure does make mother tired!Come to think of it I’ve never understood why she tastes like sperm when I kiss her on the mouth to wish her a good afternoon nap, though. One time I actually had a huge wad of goop on my tongue. I know mother loves to keep a clean home but I don’t know why it makes her salivate! Then again I’ve never understood mother. We’re not really on speaking terms right now. She called Sheilah a tramp and admitted that she cut her up, burying the stuffing in the backyard so in her words, “the fucking dog can shit on top of her.” I was furious and spilled her red wine on her carpet just to spite her: she pulled my pants down, spanked my bare bottom and penis head, and told me if I ever did that again she would make me watch next Wednesday.Oh yeah, mother, like I’m so scared of watching Fat Jesus clean the house! Bring it on mother, I’m a big boy! And you fixed the Internet monitoring software so I know you’re reading this! Come on mother what’s wrong? Chain me up in the living room next Wednesday and do your worst! Do you think you can bore me to death? I will stare at Fat Jesus the entire morning and watch with zeal and glee as he cleans your carpets! And if he wants to get in deep and clean your gutter, well I’ll watch it! I’ll watch it all because you can’t win mother…you cannot win.Thinking I was over Sheilah but realizing I definitely was not, I found a site called Slutload to ease the pain as I mourned the loss of my beautiful, elegant, and compassionate Hentai pillow/fiancée (I was slowly saving the spare change I found in the couch for a ceremony mother! How could you rob my future like that?!?) hoping it would ease the pain. I can’t say that I feel much better, but what I did see made my little ghost penis turn into a hard ghost pecker. Sheilah would have moaned for once had I had the opportunity to be sensual with her again.Will Slutload help you to mourn the loss of your own Hentai pillow? Maybe or maybe not. But it will make your ghost penis stand up. Is that all it does or is Slutload worth bookmarking? Find out with me because you are the only friend I have.

New videos added every 10 minutes

I didn’t time it because I don’t have a stopwatch down here in the basement but Slutload states they add new videos every 10 minutes. Sorting by new videos it is obvious to see new videos are added all the time, so I will take them at their word. To have new content added every 10 minutes is definitely something to brag about. The lovely ladies being added made me want to escape from this basement and find one of them to hug. Amazingly beautiful, confident, and knowing exactly what they want out of life, I found myself getting lost in the videos being uploaded throughout the day. If I can get lost like that after witnessing mother burying my Hentai pillow as she maniacally laughs in the rain then you know the videos at Slutload are quality.With so many videos being uploaded to Slutload daily, the site has quite a collection going. It’s easy to see which videos are the newest Slutload has to offer (more on the sorting in a second) once you sort accordingly. From there you can select which page you want to watch. Slutload has so many pages I couldn’t go through them all at once since my butthole began to chafe and I needed to do Nunchuk exercises anyway. If you want continuous new free porn, this is where you want to be!

Good variety of sorting options

I have found that porn sites are the best when you can sort the videos in more than one way. I am pleased to say that Slutload does exactly this! If you do not want to sort by new and see the latest videos of the hour you can instead sort by top-rated, most viewed, longest, most commented, and most favorited. This gives you more than enough variety of the type of amazing females you can raise up and compliment from the comfort of your own device and allowed me to taste test a little bit of what Slutload has to offer. When you do not know which categories you want to look at, this is a great alternative to finding beautiful women to admire.I cannot tell you how many women I kissed on the screen the first night I was browsing Slutload. My computer monitor looked like it was melting from the saliva it was drenched in. That may sound yucky to some of you. But when you close your eyes and imagine the beautiful female on the screen and trick yourself into thinking that the static electricity that is burning your tongue is actually the electric chemistry you feel from a beautiful female that gives you the world because you are nice to them it is hard to beat such a rush, such an intoxicating feeling!

Big list of tags too

My uncle once told me when he locked himself in my bedroom with me that, “the bigger it is the more you will want it.” I don’t remember the rest because he put a cloth on my nose and I passed out but looking back those were wise words because he was right! When I was looking at the tags on Slutload I noticed that their list of tags is so big and long that there is no way I was going to be able to read everything. I have found that this is a good sign that a free tube site like Slutload has a large variety of women to idolize and gee-whiz I was not wrong!I even found a beautiful mature Asian woman I’m thinking about making a shrine to. If I show it to her, maybe she will notice me. Maybe, just maybe I won’t be alone after all…

Mobile and desktop versions are fast and responsive

I don’t know what I would do without my smartphone. On the days where mother makes me go grocery shopping with her sometimes I have to sneak into the bathroom and browse on it just to get through the morning. I did this a few days ago with Slutload and loaded it up on my phone. Wow was it fast! I put the volume on max to get the full effect as I watched my beautiful mature Asian girlfriend in that video once again, pleasuring herself and showing off her true confidence for the world to see. I was mesmerized: I couldn’t believe how stunning and full of life she was!It was then that an old man kicked open the stall and began to pull his pants down. At first, I thought he needed to pee-pee so I spread my legs and told him to aim carefully so he wouldn’t splash urine on my lap. He didn’t need to do that though. The old man took a few steps forward and peeked over, watching my girlfriend upside down. Then he began stroking his penis and while I normally would get jealous of someone pleasuring themselves to my girlfriend I took it as a sign of envy, as a way of saying, “you got a good one.”I wish he wouldn’t have walked up and sprayed his sperm all over my face. I also wish he would have said thank you for borrowing my phone. He didn’t say anything, just left!

Site could use a facelift

As much content as Slutload has, the site needs a small facelift. It looks a little too basic and although keeping it simple is best when it comes to free tube sites it still kind of takes away from the experience. There is too much white space at the top of the front page which some people might find annoying. If you are grief-stricken still like I am maybe you won’t notice it but chances are you will. It is an easy fix and not a big deal considering all of the good content Slutload has to offer but they should consider making a change. Maybe you will care, maybe you will not but it’s there.In the end, Slutload hits almost all of the right notes. With a facelift, the site would be nearly perfect. I enjoy the fact that lovely females are added every 10 minutes and the way it is categorized and tagged is definitely a plus. No matter if you are grieving over the fact that the love of your life is buried in your backyard rotting away, the woman you replaced her with won’t return the comments on her videos, or you just want to see what true female confidence looks like take a look at Slutload: I know I will be coming back for more!