PirateCams

Pirate Cams! I have been griping for – well, what seems to be forever at this point so YEARS – that I am not getting enough money in my monthly welfare check. It just is not enough! How am I supposed to afford nightly pizzas (since we all know mother doesn’t cook; when she does it isn’t well!) and premium memberships of the adult flavor when I barely earn anything?! Something has to change and I need more!It wasn’t that long ago that I was so desperate for cash that I decided to take a trip to the other side. Yes, I tried to make a living the way our female partners in life try to earn a living: by camming. I have seen my fair share of female cam shows before and it is to my understanding that the geekier they are the more men throw cash at them. Well, I had a superhero outfit from 24 Halloweens ago so I put the outfit on (looking better than I ever did in this thing!) and jumped on a cam to watch the money start pouring in.It didn’t happen that way though! Everyone started laughing at my inverse nipples and tiny penis! I could not help it anymore! I left the stream and cried myself to sleep on my urine-soaked mattress. I just could not understand it! How could people be so mean to me when I’m trying to earn an honest living?! Oh, the trials and perils females must go through for even a second on a cam site!I decided to drown my sorrows by uplifting beautiful females on PirateCams.com instead. It’s a site where you can view some of the most spectacular cam shows on the planet. The females that star in these shows absolutely do not have inverse nipples or a tiny penis – they don’t even have one at all; they’re beautiful ladies!Here *takes your hand and holds it firmly, looking into your eyes, kisses the knuckle of your hand* let’s browse the site together, shall we my friend?

VIP Members get special perks

When you uplift as many beautiful females as I do, you come across many adult sites that offer special memberships for perks. I will tell you that a lot of them are not worth it. While I am on the fence about recommending PirateCams’ VIP membership (more on that in a moment) I will say that they offer some incentives if you do decide to subscribe to a membership.The biggest takeaways is that members get access to special content. Private shows, ticket shows, special sessions (e.g. sex romps, unique solo sessions, etc.) on popular cam platforms are available for VIP members. Although there is no way of knowing exactly the special content you will be getting from one month to another, just from browsing around it could very well be worth the price of admission. At only $11.75 a month, if you have no other premium adult services and a hole in your wallet, give it a go (especially if you are like me and love uplifting cam ladies!)

Subscribing to VIP membership is a hassle

Let me get this out of the way quickly: subscribing to a VIP membership on PirateCams is not easy. In fact, you may get so irate at trying to sign up you could throw your hands up in the air and just give up. To gain access to PirateCams’ VIP membership, you must actually subscribe to Keep2Share’s Premium Pro Service.That’s fine. A lot of free tube sites do this and many of them actually use Keep2Share to host their free adult content so it isn’t like you’re subscribing to a spammy site. The membership on Keep2Share isn’t what is the problem, though. It’s actually signing up that’s so convoluted.To become VIP member, you must download a file and match the filename with your Keep2Share account. It can become such a mess and a waste of time trying to get your Keep2Share account and PirateCams’ library synced that you have to wonder is it even worth the hassle? That’s up to you to decide. But between listening to mother whine about her uncooked hot dog from the microwave and having to match file names just exactly I don’t know what was more annoying.

View most popular models on PirateCams from the homepage

One of the most convenient things I found while using PirateCams was just how easy it was to access some of the most popular models found on the site. On the right side of the homepage, you will find a section called, ‘Top Girls,’ that showcases the videos of popular models found on PirateCams. Clicking a model shows the model’s latest videos that are certain to entice you to look even more at what she has to offer.Let me tell you something friends: it is hard to find beauties that are sexier and more elegant than the angels I found on PirateCams. Yes, that is saying a lot. But let me tell you this much: these gals would make ThePornDude beg for mercy! They are so beautiful that he wouldn’t be able to keep his sperm inside of his penis! Have mercy beauts!

Choose to either download or watch videos

When you are on a type of site like PirateCams, a lot of times you never expect to be able to stream anything. These types of sites are typically download only; while some sites feature a few options for streaming they are few and far between. I am happy to say that PirateCams gives you the opportunity to do both. No matter if you want to download a beauties cam shows for offline use or you want to stream and watch now PirateCams provides you with the option. It’s a great addition that they didn’t have to add but because it makes watching these amazing ladies easier to accomplish I am certainly glad they did!

Thumbnails are large and detailed

You are also going to be ecstatic by the thumbnails on display. No, there really isn’t a lot of reasons to get excited about thumbnails but on PirateCams you may have to make an exception. Every thumbnail has at least a few images that show exactly what the cam show is all about. With between two-to-four images in each thumbnail, you get a glimpse as to what happens in the show and if the show is worth watching.For example, there are many cam shows where the elegant beauty is servicing a Chad by letting him get sucked and then penetrate her vagina. This is on display in the thumbnail: one image shows her sucking him, another shows him penetrating her, and maybe a third image would be a close up of her face. Therefore, you get a glimpse and strong idea how the beauty looks and what she will be doing in the video.One thing you won’t find in the video though: the Chad told her she could have been better. That’s what these assholes always do. They get to orgasm and then they berate the female! *Growls viciously* And people wonder why I spend so much free time uplifting beautiful ladies telepathically *Throws fast food cup across room* MAKES ME SO ANGRY!

Videos will load quickly for you

You may think that because some cam shows are so long that they may not load as quickly as typical clips you find on free tube sites. Well, I am happy to say that if you thought this would be the case you are wrong! PirateCams’ videos – most of them that is – loaded quickly for me without any buffering issues whatsoever. Even downloading was fast and snappy: no hanging or anything that would seem out of the ordinary.When clicking on a video, you will also notice other recommended videos displayed on the bottom of the video’s page. This is a great way to find even more cam shows that are to your liking. Especially if you are a fan of the show you just watched!

Top collection of premium videos to keep you coming back for more

Cam shows are being added all the time: for free and for premium members. It’s an amazing way to watch some of the best shows that your favorite cam platforms like Chaturbate and MyFreeCams have to offer. When you don’t want to miss out on anything, this is a way to ensure it never happens. Add PirateCams to your bookmarks folder today and never miss a chance to watch beautiful goddesses show off their amazing bodies!