Horny Whores! My doll as I have come to call her – you know her as the beautiful Asian delivery driver I have been trying to court for months – has been tempting me as of late. I have driven by her place of business hoping to catch a glimpse of her and by Joel I have done exactly that every time! It is as if she is telling me, “sorry I know we cannot be together right now but because I sense that you are driving by and showing that you care I am going to let you see my body every time you pass by.” And does she ever! She stands there gracefully in her uniform, proudly holding pizza boxes stoically and making me proud of the job she does for the people of this community. *Begins to shed a tear* Dare I say I am proud of her…Well, I did not want the forces that be to keep us away from one another for any longer! I created a fake identification and dressed up as a food inspector so I can be close to her if even for a little bit. I walked in and tactfully she pretended to not even recognize me or know who I am. I knew I was in love with her for a reason! I walked behind her the rest of the day smelling her hair, touching it when I could, and imagining that we are walking alongside one another as husband and wife rather than employees.She went to the bathroom to take a little tinkle and something came over me. I immediately dove into the bathroom after she was done and began digging for the toilet paper. I needed to smell the urine that came out of her! It was as if my primal instincts had taken over! I needed that scent!Unfortunately, I locked myself in the bathroom; a locksmith had to be called. Embarrassed and ashamed that I would be caught I scurried up to the ventilation system until the store closed. I browsed around on Horny Whores.net to pass the time and I want to introduce you to this fabulous site. Come, walk hand-in-hand with me, my friend, as we browse around this tasty blog!
Blog showcases new and random full length clips and movies
It isn’t every day that you come across adult blogs that solely share full-length clips and movies. You usually expect to find this on a free tube site or similar site rather than a blog. Although the format may seem a little funky, at Horny Whores (and other blogs like them) it totally works. When you visit Horny Whores you will find a plethora of full-length clips and movies that are there for your viewing pleasure.No, you cannot stream videos natively (although you can stream some videos – more on that in a moment) but that isn’t why Horny Whores exists. Horny Whores wants you to be able to download and keep full-length content for offline use. This allows you to keep the content without having to rely on free tube sites that may feature the video in a lower quality or dealing with annoying buffering issues.It’s a good and easy method for getting you the full-length content you probably otherwise never would have found. If you are tired of looking at content that’s only meant to entice you to buy the full-length clip, check out Horny Whores. They have the full-length premium content you’ve been hungry for. The best part of all? You will be staying up until the wee morning hours praising the beauties on your screen.But you better watch out if you have a guardian like mother! She will pull your pants down and spank that bare bottom so hard you will have a permanent handprint on your buttocks cheeks! With so many of my fellow white knights also living in their mother’s basements, heed my warning: be careful! Oh, one-day ThePornDude will rescue me and others like us from this fresh hell!
Categories allow you to view content featured on Horny Whores
Although Horny Whores does not have traditional categories (e.g. amateur, POV, BBW, etc.) that isn’t why people visit Horny Whores to begin with. They visit to get full versions of the hottest females on the planet and thankfully Horny Whores makes it simple to do exactly this. This fantastic blog makes it simple to view content based on type. For example, if you only want to view full-length clips there is a category just for that; the same goes for site rips and webcam captures. Rather than categorizing content based on the nature of the content, it is categorized based on the type of content.It makes sense. People visit Horny Whores for the full-length content. While I cannot say they visit without having a preference for the type of females they uplift in the content they’re watching, it is my belief that the full-length content supersedes the type of content they will be viewing. To this end, Horny Whores did a good job ensuring the categories are based on the type of content that can be downloaded.
Browse by blog’s favorite adult stars
I always enjoy seeing blogs that put a little bit of their personality into the mix. Although this can get in the way, a lot of times it adds a small touch to the blog that makes a big impact. Horny Whores has done this by adding some of their favorite adult stars to the sidebar on the homepage. This isn’t just a list for research purposes, either: you can select these adult stars and view any full-length content that has been featured on Horny Whores!This is a stellar way to find new beauties to uplift! Click on a name, view the content that has been posted on the blog, and download whatever you see fit. It’s a great way to add to your collection and an even more convenient way to ensure you are constantly uplifting goddesses no matter what you are doing in your basement. No matter if I am practicing my sword stance or am eating a giant bowl of noodles imported directly from the land of the rising sun, I have videos of beautiful females showing off their best assets on a loop on my computer’s favorite media player.It’s the least we can do. As the traditionally dominant gender, we should show our gratitude and respect to the females of this world. Grab my hand my friend: together, we can do our part to praise the women of this world and let them know what they mean to us!
Sidebar shows site rips
If you are coming to Horny Whores for the site rips, boy does this blog make it easy for you! Horny Whores must know that a lot of people come for the site rips too which is why they have made it convenient to look at every site rip on the site. The sites are listed in alphabetical order. Click on one and you will see the files available to download.For example, the listing for 18Club.com lists every image in a .rar file along with individual videos you can download. Each video is of high quality. MP4 so you can watch it on any device. Although it would have been convenient to download all videos in one .rar file that’s also a big undertaking and likely isn’t feasible for every site rip. The fact that you can download every video from a site rip straight from the homepage itself in and of itself is beyond convenient and it’s a smart move on Horny Whores’ part.
No option to only view videos that can be streamed from third-party sites like Keep2Share
It may seem like I am asking a lot – and maybe I am – but it would have been very convenient if Horny Whores allowed viewers to stream videos without having to download. While this is a blog that provides links to download full-length videos, a lot of videos allow you to stream content via Keep2Share. Accessing streamed versions is impossible to do unless you come across a blog post with a ‘Keep2Share,’ tag; click on it and you can view posts that only feature a video that can be streamed via this third-party site.It would have been a nice touch if every video could be streamed by Keep2Share – and if not all, most. The only gripe I have about Horny Whores is that it’s hard to find streamable full-length content. If they made this easier, it would be hard to find anything at all to gripe about!