GhettoGaggers! If you like black girls and you're not afraid of racial stereotypes, then this site will be your new home. If you're anything like me, you want to imagine that you would be able to satisfy a black girl. Well, for some of us, that's just not our reality. That's why we need sites like these so that we can imagine the impossible more clearly. Welcome to these excellent sex reviews, my name is the PornGeek and stick around to learn some new and fresh information about exotic porn.
The first look
It looks like GhettoGaggers.com is pretty simplistic in its nature, so I won't need to describe a lot of boring details. I'll just tell you that like ninety-nine percent of this site is literally covered in snippets from their videos, so you don't have a lot of options for bothersome browsing anyways. That makes the place seem kind of bland and boring, just like my life has been ever since I was born. The only options that you get are home and videos, which can also be used to describe my life since I'm always stuck at home watching porn videos. Pretty fucked up, but that's my reality, motherfucker.
Well, first of all, the navigation is almost non-existent, but we still have to explain it, so here is how it goes. Well, if you're on GhettoGaggers.com's homepage right now, you'll discover that it's mostly ninety-nine percent ads, but not poorly constructed internet ads, which is good. As I previously said, those are the ads from their own videos, and that makes it a bit more complicated. On the one hand, advertisements are suffocating the site, and it's annoying as fuck. And on the other hand, it makes the site look like Neo Tokyo with bright billboards and all that shit, but in the end, it just fucking straight-up sucks anyways.When you scroll down, you can see their latest videos, and they are looking good, but literally, every thumbnail is the same, and that's also another minus point for them. Right now, everything about this site just seems like my life in general. It's annoying, not that great, and repetitive as fuck. And nobody else wants their life to be like that, so why are you trying so hard to make your life's work seem like that?If you try to look at the videos, the saga just expands. Once again, every single thumbnail is the same. A girl with an agonized face, with some cum on it, and that's it. Like I get that the point of this site is for white guys to dominate black chicks, but change it up. The site's name is GhettoGaggers.com, yeah, they are gagging on dicks and sucking them, fucking great. But try to switch it up for a while. Otherwise, people are going to get bored. People are already tired of awkward interactions between black and white people, and we don't need to do that in porn too. But I don't want to complain all the time. I can't be like this. Otherwise, I'll never be successful like ThePornDude. I'm always like that, complaining about everything. In the end, all that accomplishes is a pair of undies soaked in sperm and a strong feeling of self-loathing.
Well, the perks are usual. You get to stream the content in almost space quality, and you get to download it as well. And it's confidential and encrypted, which is cool as well. Basically, it's like every other porn site, and GhettoGaggers.com has absolutely zero unique things or perks, so they're probably using a well-known formula. Make the site, lock all of the content up, let them have a one minute preview, and then charge for it. You see, that would be okay if they had some diversity. But with the site looking like my day to day life and day to day life of every other porn addict, it just makes us want to get away from it.I just have no interest to check it out, and it makes it look cheap and trashy. I think that this site is the only place where black people and rednecks intersect, and everybody's okay with it. It seems as trashy as my redneck fat white mom, but it has that ghetto hood vibe that my black uncle Johnny has, but my mom said we are no longer speaking to him. She said something about a stolen bike, I can't remember.
A bit about the content
The content is good, though. If we decide to forget everything else I talked about in this review, the content of the site actually looks pretty good. The girls are attractive, the sexual actions are fucking amazing, and the facial at the end is explosive and phenomenal. It reminded me of my childhood when my mommy used to have a guy come over and do naughty stuff to her. She told me never to tell my father, and I never did. I can't imagine what would happen if I told him. It's okay, my mom would still be safe, but my dad would beat the hell out of me for staying quiet. Why do we have to be such fuck-ups?One crucial thing about the content is, of course, the blowjob. And trust me, these ladies have skills. Their blowjob skills are literally better than my mom's skills in ice cream licking and trust me. Almost nobody can top that. When my mom licks and licks, sometimes I can't help but think that that fat tongue used to do a fantastic job once upon a time when she was still able to move around during sex. Nowadays, my dad just fucks her while she lays around. And unlike that, these videos have a lot of action in them, and the girls can move as well. They are using their abilities to the fullest too!The funny thing is, I concluded all of this from just the preview. I may not be as smart as ThePornDude is, but I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve too. One of them is my ability to hide behind a tree because I am so skinny that no one notices me anyway. And maybe that's got something to do with how no one wants to interact with me... Wait, my thoughts ran on their own for a second there. Anyways, when I get back to the content, the important thing is that all of this was concluded just from a simple snippet, so imagine what kind of significant action would you get if you actually did decide to become a member, which we will discuss in just a second.
Registration and conclusion
The registration is pretty simple, which is cool. But, here are a couple of things that are annoying here, besides me. First of all, their names for memberships are fucking ridiculous. One day trial is 'cheap & simple,' and all I gotta say to that is - what the fucking fuck guys? Next membership is the 'most attractive,' and it's basically just your regular monthly membership, and nothing more. And the last one is a three months membership with the weird-ass name - 'save more.' What am I going to save? I couldn't save my retarded family, and I couldn't save myself. And even here, you don't save anything, you just spend more money for 60 more days on this site, and that's it. Don't try to lie to people just to justify your laziness and your greediness. If you want to have a great business, especially in porn, you have to make sure that your content is always refreshing. Kind of like mine!You know, I never knew what a great thing shower was! Now, instead of showering once every few months, I shower once in a month! And it truly is refreshing! And this next shower I'm going to use to wash this site, because maybe then will it come to its senses, and the creators will actually put something new on here. Anyways, to conclude this shit, I have to say that I seriously dislike the organization of the site and literally everything about it, but I have to say that the content was fire. So, if you like it, buy the membership.