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Well, I’ve gone and done it this time. I flooded the basement last night because I passed out after inhaling gasoline fumes again and forgot to turn off the sink to my bathroom. I might as well have been floating around on a canoe when I woke up this morning friends because I WAS FLOATING! Mother was so angry she ran to the basement and immediately pulled my pants off and began to spank my bottom. This wasn’t a case of mother pulling my pants down halfway or even placing my understand below my anus cheeks. No, this was different: mother ripped off all of my pants and all of my underwear like she wanted to make sweet love to me.
And she did! By showing me how much she cares about me; that involves spanking my bare bottom. I wiggled around and yelled because it hurt so bad! “I will do anything if you stop swatting my bottom mother, I screamed.
“Then get the fuck out of my house and go work for Alfred!”
Alfred runs a soup kitchen and I think mother has been secretly giving him fellatio for leftover soup. I ran to the soup kitchen halfway because I was fearing for my life but also because I had nothing better to do. The first part of the day went well: that is until I got excited after seeing a beautiful Asian immigrant sip her soup with a pair of chopsticks like she was Asian royalty. In a daze I spilled soup all over my penis and testicles; screaming I ran out of the room asking for someone to call my mother. I began to roll across the floor in agony trying to get my pants off and hoping that someone would help me.
“I need this for food but take this so you can get the fuck out of here you pussy,” said an old homeless veteran. I wipe the snot from my nose and thanked him. I took his money and he threw it on the floor, spitting on me and saying something about how he should have just, “killed myself back over there when I had the chance.” I was grateful for his generosity and used the money to catch a bus home so mother could tend to my wounds.
It turns out my mishap banned her from getting soup again. In her rage she beat me to the point I felt myself slipping in and out of consciousness for two nights. While I felt my body trying to die, I browsed around on InstantFap.com/GIFs to uplift lovely ladies one more time. I didn’t actually die and had a great time browsing this great GIF site. I believe it even brought me back from the brink of death. Will it do the same for you? Come find out with me!
Good sorting options
When you want to sort GIFs a number of different ways, InstantFap.com/GIFs makes it happen. Like all good adult GIF sites, InstantFap.com/GIFs allows you to sort GIFs via hottest, newest, top, or even randomly. If you know me as well as I wish ThePornDude knew me then you know I’m a huge fan of sites that allow you to look at random beauts; a good option to have when you don’t know what you want to gawk at. The number of lovely ladies that were shown to me when clicking the random button was so diverse it made this white knight shed a tear for opening my eyes to new types of females I rarely get to uplift. My psychic energy was firing on all cylinders that night and it is all thanks to InstantFap.com/GIFs!Tons of good categories
You can always tell how much you’re going to enjoy your time uplifting goddesses by the strength of the category section. You just know on some free tube sites that you are going to have a bad time because the categories section is either nonexistent or bare; either way it’s the sign of a poorly designed site. I am pleased to say that InstantFap.com/GIFs not only avoids this trap but actually features a huge selection of categories that you probably won’t know where to start. And they’re good categories too! You will broaden your horizons by looking at ladies and GIFs you never even imagined were out there! Sure, you will find the vanilla categories you’ve come to expect but I bet you’ve never seen categories like, ‘Blowjob eye contact,’ and other specific categories that must be seen to be appreciated. So go ahead: look at blowjob eye contact GIFs and do your part to uplift the female in the GIF: I guarantee she’s regretting giving the Chad in the GIF any kind of attention toward his penis and she needs all the help you can give her! Join me, white knights! Band together with me and as one we can telepathically uplift these beautiful females and let them know their true worth! *Lifts custom white knight ring made out of twine and a fake crystal* Put your rings together white knights and say it with me: “…1…2…3…for the beauties!”Many GIFs show the source of each image
Although many white knights may not care about this, I for one thought this inclusion was quite progressive. As you browse InstantFap.com/GIFs you will notice that some GIFs include the source of the image. Click on it and you will find where the GIF was linked from. Most often you will find the GIF has been uploaded from a source like Reddit allowing you to view it in its natural habitat. So if you’ve ever wondered where amazing GIFs from even more amazing beauties come from this added feature on InstantFap.com/GIFs will fill in the details. Very cool!Download link on a lot of GIFs
While they don’t all have them, you will discover that a lot of GIFs on InstantFap.com/GIFs also feature a download link. When you want to telepathically praise beautiful creatures no matter where you are – even if you do not have an Internet connection – you can do so by saving these GIFs for offline use. And if you want to watch a beautiful female show off her assets while you imagine being the Chad in the video and talking to the screen like the beauty is your wife that’s supposed to love you forever? You can do that too!Well laid out site and easy to navigate
All of these good features don’t mean a poot if you cannot navigate the site easily and functionally. I am pleased as punch to tell all my friends that InstantFap.com/GIFs achieves this: on mobile and desktop. It’s simple to find whatever it is you are looking for and you never have to wait around for the site to process or load anything. Quick, to-the-point, and one of the best ways to quickly uplift jaw-dropping females that will flood your basement from salivation, InstantFap.com/GIFs is the place to be when you want to telepathically let females know how much they mean to you!Good amateur GIFs not found elsewhere
It’s no secret that I am into amateur GIFs, pictures, just amateur content all the way around! As a white knight I realize that although uplifting professional adult actresses is a good habit to have it is the amateurs that need uplifting the most. To think, being tricked to give a Chad a blowjob or fooled into allowing him to slide his pecker into that innocent twat! Disgusting! InstantFap.com/GIFs lets you telepathically tell these amateur females that they mean the world to them and to not let one Chad bring them down. The amount of good amateur content lets you uplift them for days on end – you may even get tired of doing it (impossible I know, but it’s a testament to the amount of good amateur GIFs on InstantFap.com/GIFs). You are going to be busy so what are you waiting for white knight soldier? Get to it!GIFs load almost instantly
Another good sign that you are on a site that takes adult GIFs very seriously (and they should! It’s serious business!) is how quickly the GIFs actually load. I am happy to tell you all that InstantFap.com/GIFs features GIFs that don’t just load fast: they load almost immediately. I would look down to roll dice by myself when the GIF would already be loaded! While your mileage may vary, there were no load times to be had and that made me very, very happy: thanks InstantFap.com/GIFs!- Good sorting options
- Tons of good categories
- Many GIFs show the source of the GIF
- Download link available on many GIFs
- Well laid out site that’s simple to navigate
- Good amateur GIFs for uplifting ordinary goddesses
- GIFs load almost instantly without any slowdown
- Quality of the thumbnails is hit-or-miss.
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