Indian Porn Videos (2)! If there is one thing my enemies can at least say about me it’s that I love animals. There isn’t an animal I will not walk up to and pet no matter how vicious or aggressive it appears to be. I guess you could say that in the same way I am a male feminist, I’m also a pet feminist: I want them to all feel special and beloved like every female on the planet. So when I came across a lovely Cheshire cat recently I obviously went out of my way to pet his little head.At first, his fur was softer than doll’s hair. He stuck his tongue out and I placed my tongue onto his as a symbol of friendship. We locked eyes and for a second all seemed well until he bit down on my tongue. Oh, my gracious! I felt the teeth sink through my tongue! I swung my head around hoping to break free but the teeth were too far in!I began running around the block screaming in pain as the cat hung from my tongue. Now mad that I was running with it, the cat jumped inside my shirt and began scratching my chest and stomach as it tried to break free! The claws sunk into my skin deeper with every scratch as the teeth bit down further into my tongue. I jumped in front of traffic hoping a car would hit the cat and kill it so it would release me from this madness!But that isn’t what happened. Instead, I jumped in front of a bus and was charged with animal cruelty. I’m sitting in the jail hospital getting my wounds treated cursing the day I ever met that cat. I’ll never pet another stinky cat!What I will do is continue uplifting beautiful females which is why I want to tell you about my recent trip to IndianPornVideos.com. I have been in the mood to uplift beautiful Indian goddesses as of late and I want to share my recent obsession with you. With every uplifting I can smell the curry wafting into my nose from their aura, thanking me psychically for the kind vibes. Will you get the same experience? Let’s hold hands and find out together, friend!
Lots of good categories
Right from the start, one of the things I noticed about IndianPornVideos is just how many good categories there are. For specifically being an Indian free tube site, IndianPornVideos has a wealth of good categories that make it easy to find whatever it is you are in the mood for. There are even obscure categories that you won’t find at many other free tube sites such as, ‘MMS Scandals,’ which I suppose are videos involving people getting caught up in Male-on-Male-Sex Scandals.’You may think it’s videos about scandalous pictures and videos being sent to a mobile device but I believe you are wrong. You see, these videos are about two Chads getting busted for being hypocrites and not true male feminists despite lying to get into a lovely woman’s pants. Oh you didn’t think I knew about that Chad? *Scoffs* I could write a book on the poop you don’t know. And you think you’re a big fly guy that can steal any Asian delivery driver away from me? Let me introduce you to ThePornDude! Oh yeah, he’ll steal her away from you! And he’ll plow her! Again and again while you and I watch. Yeah…that’d be a swell day for you wouldn’t it Chad?
Browse by tags
What is it about browsing by tags that is so satisfying? It’s like taking a giant dump that doesn’t splatter your buttocks or doesn’t cause you to step away from the bathroom still feeling like you have to poop. Just like my best dumps, I came away from IndianPornVideos feeling totally satisfied and fulfilled.IndianPornVideos could have stopped there but fortunately they did not! IndianPornVideos also offers a ton of tags you can use to find exactly what you are looking for. These tags are specific too so there isn’t any reason why you cannot find a lovely female to uplift that strikes your fancy! Good job IndianPornVideos for adding compelling tags that allow even the pickiest male feminists to uplift the beauts they’re meant to be uplifting!
Random button when you want a random video
I wish all free tube sites did this. You don’t know what you want to look for if you don’t know what to look for. Did I confuse your head? *Pats head softly* Do not fret, riddles are hard. What I mean is that if you don’t know what to look for then you will never find it. IndianPornVideos solves this by adding a random button to the homepage when you want to watch any random video on the site. It’s the perfect touch when you throw your hands up in the air in a fury because that Chad stole the female’s heart that you’ve been eyeing for months and just want to uplift the first female that graces your device.I love the random button, IndianPornVideos. I want every free tube site to add this as a core feature going forward. If I was a wizard this would be the first spell I would make. The second? To have the Asian delivery driver I am courting to be my wife to cut off her Chad’s pee-pee and only love me! *Squeels* Oooooh I would be soooo special!
Good sorting options
If browsing by tags on a free tube site like IndianPornVideos makes me feel as satisfied as taking a big ol’ poop then good sorting options feels as satisfying as telling mother that I hate her guts and she will die in a nursing home. There is nothing better than knowing that with a few key sorting options you can find the best and most compelling content on any free tube site. This is absolutely the case with IndianPornVideos as it allows you to sort by best, longest, most viewed, and newest. These are the best methods for finding the best of what IndianPornVideos has to offer, and I have no doubt that you are going to be pleased with what you find on this fabulous site!
Browses well on mobile and desktop
No matter where you are – whether you are home in your mother’s basement or you are on your mobile device hiding in the bathroom at church just trying to rub out a quick uplift – IndianPornVideos is easy to navigate. The experience is exactly the same on mobile and desktop: easy, quick, and fully functional and responsive. The videos look great on both types of sites too so you will never plug your nose in disgust for browsing around a site that doesn’t look up to normal standards. You’re going to enjoy your stay at IndianPornVideos – I can nearly assure you of that!
Thumbnails could look better in categories
As much of a powerhouse as IndianPornVideos is when it comes to quality Indian adult content there are some places where it could be improved. Namely, the thumbnails used for the categories could look so much better. It’s apparent that some of the thumbnails used are screenshots of videos because some of the images have the site name where the video was originally uploaded. It looks amateurish and isn’t pleasing to the eye whatsoever.IndianPornVideos needs to use only high quality images to showcase their categories. Taking screenshots of videos that are originally at such a low quality and using them as thumbnails makes it seem like designing this part of the site was nothing more than a rush job. That’s a shame because the rest of the site is thoughtfully put together and for that reason this oversight feels odd and unlike IndianPornVideos.
Could use more videos per page to speed up browsing
If you know me then you know I love uplifting beautiful goddesses as fast as my mind will transmit good telepathic vibes. When going from the next page to another on the homepage of most free tube sites you will notice each page lists over a dozen videos per page. Not on IndianPornVideos. Each page only features eight videos which means to see everything you’re going to have to click through a lot more pages than on a typical free tube site. It isn’t a big deal but when you want to see a lot of variety from page-to-page it can making clicking through each page a bit tedious.