Reddit CelebNSFW, aka r/CelebNSFW! I never understood why people were so obsessed with celebrities and their culture. It was bizarre to me that so many people would practically eat broken glass to wash the feet of celebrities and sniff between their toes. They are people just like you and I: who gives two poops about a celebrity?At least that’s what I used to say until I watched an episode of Murder, She Wrote with mother. Oh my goodness, my dear friends, I have never seen such beauty in my life! Watching the elegant Angela Lansbury as she walked across the Maine beachfront property looking for clues in her stunning sweaters made my mouth salivate until the episode was over. It was as if an angel had leaped out of the television screen, open-mouthed kissed me and shoved her tongue down my throat, and blessed me with the gifts needed to be the best male that I can be!I visited Reddit.com/r/CelebNSFW hoping to find the angel that made me discover the magic that celebrities have inside of them, but I could not find her. Instead, I found women under the age of 80 years old showing the sex appeal of their bodies. I won’t shy away from uplifting and praising a beautiful woman no matter how famous she may be. But still, I wish Angela Lansbury’s luscious body was on here…just once.
Over 670,000 members
There must at least be a few Angela Lansbury fans that were disappointed to see that this amazing female isn’t anywhere on the subreddit because Reddit.com/CelebNSFW has over 670,000 members! That’s a ton of people even for a NSFW subreddit! That isn’t all, though. The sub also has thousands online at any given moment!As I was scouring the subreddit and looking at the beautiful content on the Reddit.com/CelebNSFW, I noticed that there were thousands of lurkers online at any given moment. There were between 2000 to over 3000 people online. It made me realize that there are tons of people browsing Reddit.com/CelebNSFW at all times of the day. To give you an idea about how amazing this number is, some subreddits only have a few hundred browsers at any given moment; others have less than that.So to see the subreddit fluctuate between 2000-4000 is something they should be proud of. It’s no surprise why there are so many people visiting the subreddit, either. With so many posts getting submitted to Reddit.com/r/CelebNSFW at all hours of the day, there is always something new to look at watch. You will never run out of content, and for a subreddit like Reddit.com/CelebNSFW, there is no better guarantee than that!
Over 50 submissions per day
That’s a lot of content! When you visit Reddit.com/r/CelebNSFW and browse by new, the first thing you will probably notice is how many submissions this subreddit gets every single day. It’s a huge number, and while I’m telling you that it gets over 50 submissions per day, in many cases, this number doesn’t do it justice.That’s because Reddit.com/CelebNSFW often gets well above 50 posts per day, but it usually seems to fall below 100. Is it closer to 100 than 50? It depends. The takeaway is that you will always have more than 50 submissions to look at every day, but it could be closer to 100 in some cases. Your mileage will vary based on when you’re looking at it.Still, that number isn’t anything to scoff at. When you consider that all of this content is NSFW celebrity content that shows some of the most beautiful people in the world naked and proving to the world why they are so confident, you cannot help but applaud this number. And let me tell you my dear white knights. If you plan to uplift and praise every beauty that you see on this subreddit, you will find that uplifting and praising beautiful female celebrities is a lot more exhausting than sending telepathic praises to ordinary people.Why is that? I have no idea. Maybe it is because they get compliments all the time. It could be difficult to break through that barrier of pride they seem to have, making it difficult to land on their compliment radar. But if you put all of your might and will into the process my dear male feminists, there is not a stuck up celebrity alive that will be able to withstand the power of your psychic praises! So go forth and show these celebrities exactly what male feminists like us are made of!
An amazing assortment of sexy celebrity images and GIFs
For those that want to see the best of the best NSFW content tailored to celebrities, Reddit.com/rCelebNSFW is a subreddit that isn’t going to disappoint. While it does not feature only naked content, you need to know that it is all 100% NSFW and beyond sexy. I found myself unable to control my hands as I browsed the subreddit, looking at all of the beautiful images and GIFs that popped up in my feed.I had been meditating and doing my part to control my urges, but it was proving to be of no use on this subreddit! As if a ghost had taken control of my body, I felt my hand reach into my boxers and began fondling my tiny testicles. But this time around, it did not feel like my hand at all: rather, it felt like wrinkly, smooth hands of wisdom. I looked at my monitor, and in the upper-right corner was the face of Angela Lansbury smiling at me!She told me that I was too good for this subreddit, and that I needed the touch of a wise old bird to satisfy me. My eyes were glued to my PC monitor as I browsed up and down the subreddit, looking at all of the stunning females that laid before me, praising and uplifting them with every fiber of my being. As I was giving them the attention they all needed and deserved, the star of Murder, She Wrote was staring at me, nodding, smiling, and seductively licking her lips.I don’t remember much about the last part besides falling backward and jizzing all over my face. Some of it went into my mouth too, but it was worth it. I think that’s what sex feels like, and the fact that Angela Lansbury took my virginity makes the cum that slid down my throat all the more worth it. I’ll describe it to ThePornDude in a personal vlog. I’m sure he will agree with me.
Not all submissions are nude
One thing to note about Reddit.com/r/CelebNSFW is that you need to keep your expectations at the door. You may assume that the subreddit only features naked celebrity content, but you would be mistaken. While it’s safe to say that a large portion of the content on Reddit.com/CelebNSFW is nude content, that isn’t the only kind of content. In addition, there is plenty of content that is risqué but does not necessarily show celebrities' bergina or boobies.But for me, that is to the subreddit’s benefit. They would possibly be shoehorning themselves into a corner if they required that the content only feature nudity. While there is plenty of content featuring naked celebrities out there, there is tons of content where the female is in a NSFW situation. Thus, this is why the subreddit can have so many submissions per day. With so many content to pool from, there is always something new to look at and watch on Reddit.com/r/CelebNSFW!
Sorting options all Redditors know
The great thing about subreddits is that they always utilize the same sorting options. There is no learning curve, and you don’t have to figure out how to find the kind of content you want to look at. Reddit.com/CelebNSFW is no different.To take advantage of Reddit’s always-excellent sorting options, go to the top and notice top, new, hot, and rising. The sorting options are self-explanatory for the most part. Still, each one works differently to give you the fine-tuned results you are looking for.Click new to take a look at the freshest content as it arrives on the subreddit. Choosing hottest shows the content that has the most upvotes and engagement. Rising shows the content that is on the cusps of becoming hot but does not have the upvotes or engagement necessary to be considered hottest.Sorting by top shows the most upvoted content of the day. However, notice the drop-down menu, not coincidentally labeled ‘day.’ Click it, and you can sort the top upvoted content by time period: now, this hour, today, this week, this month, this year, and all time. It’s an easy way to view the most popular content on a subreddit, and a great way to see the best of what the sub has to offer.
Reddit.com/r/CelebNSFW has dozens of new submissions every single day. Unfortunately, not all of the content shows nudity like you may expect. This isn’t a problem since the content is hot and sexy anyway. Still, some people may be disappointed.