Everyone that knows me will tell you that within the first five minutes of meeting me I:• Will proclaim my love of beautiful goddesses.
• Have an unforgettable aura.
• Shall absolutely bring up hentai!It’s a great time to be a hentai fan, padawan. There is so much good hentai coming out of the land of the rising sun and so much of it is being translated and scanned onto the Interwebz (*giggles* who writes it like that?!?) that hentai elites have a problem: there is just too much hentai available to read! What a great problem to have!I’ve felt a hentai revolution buzzing in my bones this year. I decided to see what huffing gasoline would feel like and when I did I had a vision: to paint a mural depicting the world’s greatest genre of literature. I knew I wouldn’t have permission so I decided to do this in the middle of the night. I also had never painted before but because I had read so much hentai I knew I could pull it off.Walking over to the nearest bank by mother’s home I pulled out cans of spray paint and decided to freehand the mural. I had a scene in mind: a mature Asian goddess with angel wings flying down and sliding sashimi in a sweet baby boy’s mouth, naked. It was a statement about how women give life and how the process of life itself seems otherworldly and spiritual.Unfortunately, I never got to finish the mural. A pack of rabid raccoons started to bite my ankles as I began wearing on the angelic teet and I had to run away. My ankles are swollen and I’m having a hard time swallowing. I’m also feeling a little crazy. Do I have rabies?
I don’t know. But what I do know is Tsumino.com offers a huge variety of hentai that’s not only easy for elite hentai fans to enjoy but is also approachable by noobs. You’re going to love it so come find out why!
Definitions page lists jargon for the uninitiated
Hentai is one of the most amazing things to ever enter my life. That is non-debatable and I’m sure most hentai enthusiasts would tell you the same darned thing! It can be difficult to know where to start and how to dive in, though.Because let’s get one thing straight: hentai isn’t for the faint of heart! There are so many definitions to absorb that the learning curve is reminiscent to that of learning how to computer program. At least that’s how it felt to me at first!Thankfully, Tsumino offers a page that explains all of these definitions. If you run into a word or phrase in hentai or around the community there is no need to fret. Simply go to this page, find the word/phrase that is giving you problems, and read the explanation. Done! It’s a great educational resource for everyone, and I would suggest bookmarking it just for future reference.I would also highly suggest that hentai fanatics begin printing this page out and sharing it with their friends and family. Post it on community bulletin boards around your neighborhood; on church boards, school boards, anywhere there is a board where paper can be attached! The more people learn about what hentai definitions really mean and ultimately understand the majesty that is hentai the sooner people will start ridiculing our kind and speaking ill of the world’s greatest genre of literature!
Good sorting options
Like the best hentai sites out there, Tsumino also features an amazing array of sorting options. You can sort by factors such as the oldest content on Tsumino, rating, the number of pages, view count, popularity, the number of comments, alphabetical, and even random when you just don’t know what to read.The good sorting options don’t stop there, though. Tsumino makes it easy to sort issues and books that are under/over a certain number of pages. If you only want to read shorter stories or long epics this is the best way to find the length of story you want to read. Smart and easy, it’s one of the things Tsumino does best. If only I could have the same success as Tsumino and ThePornDude then maybe I would stop being such a failure…
Custom favorites list
Another great feature brought to you by Tsumino is the ability to add issues and books to your favorites list. No longer do you have to clutter your bookmarks folder with tens of thousands of issues! Now you can simply save them to your own personal favorites list on Tsumino. Add them for future reference or simply add your favorites so you can read them whenever you wish. It’s a convenient feature that you don’t see a lot of hentai sites offer.*Expands chest and stands up straight to look intimidating* If you run a hentai site listen up! This is a feature every hentai fanatic wants YOU to include on their site! It’s the best way to uplift illustrated beauts and celebrate the greatest wonder the universe has ever known: the human female body.
Advanced search is helpful
Finding the right type of hentai to read can be downright discouraging and difficult. Tsumino alleviates this by providing an advanced search that makes it simple to find the perfect issues for you. The genius of the tool is apparent when you notice that you can include and even exclude certain tags. If you only want to read hentai about age progressing babysitters the tags offered at Tsumino allow you to find exactly the hentai that includes these tags. You can add or exclude a lot of them too making it an easy method for finding whatever you are in the mood for.You may also hate parodies. While a lot of people like them (I find them tacky and unnecessary *blah!*) true hentai elites know they’re for braindead morons. Nobody wants to watch the characters from My Hero Academia get porked up the butthole by Jiro’s headphone jack ears. That’s tasteless, it takes away from the majesty of that wonderful show, and I’ll just be blunt about it: it’s offensive. Not just offensive but…forgive me mother…it’s fucking offensive. Yeah, I went there, I said the f-word.Whoever decided it was a good idea to turn the greatest anime since One Piece into something sexual, just stop! I saw the disgusting poop you drew! If I wasn’t such a white knight I’d find you and whoop your buttocks!
Loads of tags to choose from
When I say that Tsumino has a lot of tags to choose from, my friend I am not saying this lightly. This amazing resource allows you to search tags by character, parody (if that’s what you’re into *plugs nose*), artist, category, group, collection, alphabetically, and even uploader. You can also view the number of hits a particular tag got. For example, ‘big breasts,’ has over 37,000 hits meaning you could theoretically find that many issues featuring huge knockers. The tag, ‘x-ray’ has a little under 8,000 hits; not nearly as many as the tag, ‘big breasts,’ but it gives you an idea of how popular that tag actually is. This can also help you to find other, similar categories that are more popular and thus have more issues.
Video hentai is available, loads quickly
A hentai site just wouldn’t be a hentai site if you couldn’t watch beautiful, illustrated goddesses and uplift them! Fortunately, Tsumino offers video hentai that’s easy to navigate and loads quickly. While there isn’t nearly as much video hentai as hentai literature (though that would be a tall order anyway) you are going to find enough to satisfy your cravings.Tsumino also offers the same good sorting options as you will find on the literature side of things. You can sort videos by oldest, alphabetical, rating, and so on. It’s a great addition to an already compelling hentai resource!
Forums and Discord chat are available
The hallmark of a good hentai site is how easy it is to stay in touch with the community. Tsumino (often misspelled as "tsmino") hits the mark again by offering forums and a Discord server that lets you keep in touch with fans and learn about the latest in the hentai community. Both are extremely active and you will always have someone to chat with.That last part is very important to me because as you know, I never have anyone to chat with: IRL or online. The world hates me and finds me disgusting. Sheila was the only one that understood me. I wish I could just…become a man. Oh well. At least I have my hentai.