Club Dom! Clubs have always intrigued me. Maybe it’s because of how many I was rejected from as a child—for as long as I’ve lived, it seems like the entire world has been conspiring to keep me out of their social circles and organizations—but whatever the reason, they’ve always held some sort of primal appeal to me. I want to belong, I want to have friends, I want to be among a group of people with common interests.But very few people in the world share my interests and those that do never seem to want me around. Which is why I was so overjoyed and excited when I discovered Club Dom, a premium BDSM porn site that accepts anyone who is willing to pay their entry fee. Sure, it kind of ruins the accomplishment when anyone can get it, but it’s a step farther than I’ve ever gotten before, at least.
Entering The Club House
Club Dom appealed to me immediately after I paid the entry fee and swung open the proverbial clubhouse doors. The site’s layout is simple but incredibly effective—immediately below the navigation bar is a teaser for a single upcoming video, and directly below that is where you’ll want to start—a selection of the site’s newest videos, which, when moused over, will show you a second thumbnail of another great moment from the scene.That row can also be sorted by popularity, or, if you inexplicably have a taste for bad porn or old porn, by unpopularity or in reverse chronological order. You can also switch to an alphabetical or reverse alphabetical sort, but unless you have a fetish for a certain letter (in which case, carry on), you’re probably going to be better off either sticking to popularity or continuing on down the page.Next up is a gallery-style listing of the models, where you can pick any of the cuties on Club Dom out of a lineup and immediately jump to a page listing all of their videos and photo galleries. The main page also has a dedicated row for the most popular videos, as well as one showing the hottest trending scenes, but if you’re not seeing anything that catches your eye, you’ll want to venture deeper.There is a sortable listing of all of the site’s photos and movies accessible from the navigation bar, but the most useful way to navigate around Club Dom is a little bit harder to find. Directly to the right of the search bar is a link to Advanced Search—click it and scroll down a bit, and you’ll find a list of categories that can be combined together, as well as with search terms and even exclusions, to narrow down the list of porn as easily and powerfully as any site.It’s a bit of an odd design choice to hide the categories on this page rather than giving them their own dedicated spot on the navigation bar, but hey, that’s what I’m here for—what counts is that the option exists and that I pointed it out to you. It’s counterintuitive, but the categories are there, so no harm, no foul.
Dominate Me, Daddy
The variety of porn that can be found on Club Dom using these categories is as endless as my ability to masturbate to the site for days on end. If you’re not quite comfortable with the dark side of BDSM, there is plenty of relatively tame porn to satisfy your cravings—try the anal section, the femdom section, or even the jerk off instruction section. These aren’t quite vanilla, but they also aren’t so different that they’ll scare off somebody new to the scene.Intermediate BDSM fans might like to try things like foot worship, face slapping, or humiliation. These are a step beyond the themes that show up in your every day porn, but nowhere close to the heights of fuck-up porn that Club Dom can provide you.If that’s what your looking for, I recommend categories like face slapping, electroshock, paddling, and caning. If you’re really looking for violence above all else, there’s even a punching category. Just don’t blame me when the extreme (and extremely hot) nature of these categories ruins vanilla porn for you, as well as vanilla sex (if that’s a thing you’re lucky enough to get). Once you go to BDSM, you never go back, after all.This isn’t they offer, though. There are plenty of niche categories that might arouse some and disgust others, like cuckold, dirty feet, and small penis humiliation. Even though my three-inch cock is totally average, despite what the media says, I sometimes get off on the idea that it isn’t—it’s like the appeal of fantasy novels like Lord of The Rings, sometimes we enjoy things that are totally alien to our real world. Or, at least, that’s what I tell myself.If you’re not comfortable with your sexuality, be warned—there are a lot of videos throughout the categories on Club Dom that feature bisexual men, including videos containing (allegedly) straight guys who are (allegedly) forced to suck cock. I, being a completely straight man who just happens to occasionally watch gay porn for… review purposes… have no problem with this, but if you’re not as modern and progressive as I am, you may want to tread carefully inside Club Dom. If, on the other hand, the thought of “forced” homosexuality gives you ideas about how to experiment with men while maintaining a façade of heterosexuality, these videos might be a good way to get some tips on how to go about that.Across all of these categories, Club Dom currently has about three thousand videos and three hundred photo sets, and new ones are showing up just about every week. Between all of that there’s likely enough content to satisfy your own unique fetishes, no matter how strange they might be.
Club Membership Fees
Of course, if a club is willing to accept me as a member, there must be a catch. While anyone may join in exchange for a payment, the cost of entering Club Dom isn’t low, even with their cheaper long-term plans.There are really only two main choices, with minor variations: there are two thirty-day options, one of which recurs automatically at an incredibly specific price of thirty-six dollars and thirteen cents each month, as well as a one-off one month plan that costs thirty-nine ninety-five, and ends automatically at the end of the term. These prices are so similar that they really shouldn’t factor into your decision (unless you’re so poor that the three-dollar saving will make or break your budget), so you’re probably best choosing based on whether or not you want the plan to continue after the month is up.The same is true of the other option, the three-month membership. Again, this is split into two choices—one of which recurs automatically and one of which doesn’t, with the automatically terminating plan costing a total of fifteen dollars more throughout the entire term—a total of ninety-nine dollars for the whole three months, hardly cheaper than the month-to-month plan.There is no short-term trial option, nor is there a longer-term option that offers significant savings. While the lack of a trial does hurt if you’re on the fence, and the lack of a full year option does hurt my mommy’s credit card balance, I still think the site is worth while in any case. I have to be realistic about my options, so any price to belong is a fair price.
Using Your Club Card
The cane blow that is the very high price of Club Dom is softened a bit by the discounts to a few other sites that it provides as an added bonus, however. If you click Friends on the site's nav bar, you’ll be brought to a page offering you substantial discounts to a number of different porn sites. All of them are related to BDSM in some way, so you’re not going to find any boring vanilla porn here, but they’re all different enough from the main attraction that you’re not going to see the exact same stuff, either.As of right now, they’re offering deep discounts to Cum Eating Cuckolds, The English Mansion, Femdom Empire, Subby Hubby, Hell of BDSM, and, completely with this misspelled typo, Wierd Japan. The rule is “i before e, except after c…” except when it’s not, like in weird. English is admittedly confusing, but I figure that any site that cares so little about basic spelling must be excellent to have survived despite such a basic error, so that’s going to be my next porn site. Once I get my money’s worth here… I’ve still got a few thousand Club Dom videos to get through, and since nobody else is going to touch my dick for me, I’ve got my work cut out for me.