Pussy Saga

PussySaga! I particularly chose this game, Pussy Saga because like I have confided in you my friends, am yet to smell a real woman’s petal. And I was as I stared at the game’s title on ThePornDude’s directory, I couldn’t help but wonder what’s like to have a pussy saga. Wait! Wouldn’t you have too? I was thinking probably there’s some dude, Porn Dude kind, in some hot soup for probably impregnating his whole village or even probably his dick has magical sensational power that has girls across the world be lining up to have some.

Well, fortunately, Pussy Saga turned out to be a great game created in the design of a dating simulator that has you solving game puzzles to get you to have some pussy pounding kind of fun with some hotties. As if that’s not all, I only had access to my mom’s old desktop computer and Pussy Saga is played entirely on the browser. Can you believe it? There’s no downloading hassle or even registration, only getting down to some serious continuous fun. I am pretty sure you’ll love it too so shall we?

For starters

The moment you step into this site, you will find a naked fairy sexy babe with a dildo at hand and you will be faced with the choice to engage say perhaps; “my lady, can we try my natural dick?” Well, everything will depend on your choices however if you play your cards well, within no time, you will be surrounded by a horde of beautiful horny angelic beauties looking to have fun with you, something the pervasive looser in me was particularly excited about.

For a second there, I even let myself feel loose and funky, until I got to the point where you have to start investing some cash to really get to the sexy parts. Now, I really really like the game but am jobless and the only money I can salvage is perhaps the change from my mom’s groceries. This basically means that I can only play to the end sometimes but it’s sure worth. This is because with more “energy” the game is more exciting, plus there are always new challenges arising; suites an idler like myself!

The storyline basis

One day, a pretty fairy with huge awesome titties magically appeared and asked you for assistance. Once you accept to help, you are sent on a mission to collect pussy juices to fight a devilish monster who apparently is feeding on some goddess’s for all of eternity, with the only thing that can stop him being a bottle of grade-A premium pussy juice!

Interestingly, all it takes to get a bitch wet and ready to fuck is solving some puzzle games. There is also a standard in the form of three-in-a-row where you are required to shift icons lining them up to three in a row, as they disappear into the thin air. Destroying these icons will help you fill-up the pussy bar next to you, and eventually, have you win.

Apart from the puzzle game, the rest of the game is basically a standard dating simulator. This means that you will have to maneuver from page to page choosing dialogue options that you imagine will help you get the hottie wet after which you will be given the green light to dig into her cookie jar and collect some more pussy juice. Don’t even think about it; I love this whole freaking hot idea….. I wish it was this easy, you know, pussy yields from simple conversations with hotties even half these fake toon babes in real life. Damnit!

Pussy and more pussy!

Guys am dying to have pussy please and I love that there is plenty of it here. In fact, the whole game revolves around dating more than a couple of cartoon hotties on dating. And there is basically no beating around when it comes to talking them into sleeping with you because they also are horny and willing to fuck. Even better being that the babes have distinctive personalities; from dominant, playful all the way to the bluntly submissive, adding some very much needed spice to the game.

Since there is no sex protocol here, on the first date, if your performance is impressive, you might end up with a wet T-shirt photo or two as a reward. It is only after a few more that she will get naked and the puzzle game will remain as the only gateway to her wet coochie, imagine that? Five more dates and you are back into her pussy, better than real life for some of us but for guys like my porn guru, The Porn Dude, am not too sure!

To top it up, the art, music and overall presentation is awesome, notwithstanding the endearing music rhythm that you will get accustomed to quite easily. And so as the babe’s voice sound effects, however, the graphics remain fresh and varied. The only tricky being that you actually need money to be able to take the girls out on dates but at least here unlike out there, pussy is and remains a sure deal. Your adventurous nature will also have you unlocking lots of hidden erotic prospects as well as diversifying the sort of activities you’ll be involved in.

I found this particular new and intriguing; the game has you running a Business as your steady source of income and even introduces the concept of ‘investment on pussy’. However, as you draw nearer to the end of the game, your empire will not be able to give you the much-needed influence and ‘energy’ which you will need to purchase with some actual money this time.

Freemium, huh!

Since Pussy Saga is free, they sort of devised a way to siphon some dough from gamers. Now, it’s a freemium model but still, you pay some cash to advance a little faster into more interesting sections of the site. The good news is that it’s optional and the decision to pay or not to pay is entirely yours.

In the case that you decide to make the purchase, however, I am sure you will be interested to know that all the major cards are accepted, including Diner’s Club, JCB, and Maestro: you can also charge with PayPal and Paysafecard if you’d prefer. Payments are processed by Epoch, which is a huge player in the game, the more reason to trust the system I guess.

Possible concerns

Lacks authenticity; you might find the game a little too familiar with others out there simply because it’s practically the same; a dating simulator into the form of a hentai/cartoon and a storyline that doesn’t need super brains to figure out.

Down the gameplay, there is a need to purchase ‘energy’ to advance faster; I am sure nobody likes the idea of being manipulated to pay for shit especially not by a game that prides itself as freemium. However, these folks down along the game will sink you deeper into the fun, get slower and right in the heart of the action start demanding for money leaving you no choice for those who would like to continue. However, for those who are financially impaired like myself, I think that will basically mark the end of your journey in frustration.

Recommendations

Don’t blackmail, try informing; the site should not be driven towards angering or frustrating their fans, I mean, the paying thing, there is nothing wrong with it apart from the fact that it’s completely unexpected and they should at least give heads up to gamers before they embark on these endeavors. This is because some of us just don’t have money lying around to inject into some game in pursuit of finality, goddamnit!

Verdict

Pussy Saga is my kind of game and if pussy and more pussy doesn’t sound intuitive for you then I am not so sure anything will. The game, a dating simulator is built in some halfway hentai cartoon synergy with adrenaline charging prospects in every corner. I mean, if solving puzzles means having pussies, why the fuck not, right? Also, it’s not that difficult to convince the girls to pull down their panties down for you too. It’s basically sort of like the world I would trade for this one given a choice.