Reddit Celebs, aka r/Celebs! I'd say that I'm glad to see you all, and I'm super excited to be back, but you all found a way to stress me out immediately. I mean, I know that I'm a sensitive guy, that's obvious. Like, I always tiptoe around people, bending my opinions, and all that different shit, to please you all. But, still, sometimes, even a weakling like me has to comment on absolute shit. I don't feel comfortable with many things, and my body especially. That's because I practically live and exist on stale noodle packs and old, rotten tomatoes in my fridge.So, seeing you, fuckers, worship celebrities like that is fucking devastating to me. Like, what do they have that I don't? A couple hundred million dollars, the best fitness trainers in the world, and all the quality food that they need. I mean, it's nothing. But then again, I'm probably bullshitting you all again, and I should put more effort into taking care of myself. I always say that I'll do it, but fuck it. Let's start this review before I break into tears again.
Okay, before we officially start with Reddit.com and the whole celebs section, let me tell you something. I can be a very annoying person, that's a fact. I'm always complaining about something, it's always somebody else's fault when I screw up, and I can't do shit on time. I'm a very conflicted person, and I'm aware of all my flaws, which makes it even more depressing to be around me. But, I can tell you that only the worst people gather on Reddit. Like, it's a fantastic website, but it's full of shitty people, fake intellectuals, and all those other sorts of people that we all hate. Still, it's a pretty cool website, primarily because of this info right here.This site is not complicated at all. It's effortless to use, and if my old, racist, deplorable grandmother learned how to use it to find new recipes for fried chicken, you could learn how to use it. Mostly, you have the subsection's name, and below that, usually, you have a short description and a button to join. On the right side of the place, you have like another narrative and the list of mods in charge. Besides that, the whole site is full of content, and that's it. So, pretty easy, practical, and everything else that you'll need. It reminds me of the good old days when I was still a kid, so I had excuses for my shitty behavior. My dad was even more unstable, but he was still around. And my mom gave me little bits of love. You know, before she gave up on me. Good times, good times, indeed.
Okay, so let's discuss the navigation of Reddit.com in general, and on this subsection in particular. Reddit is a vast world, similar to ours, except everyone there's an asshole, including me. Usually, I use it to catch up with old cartoons I used to watch as a kid because I'm nostalgic for the days when I didn't know how fucked up the world is and how screwed up I truly am. I also used it for like a hundred different hentai spaces, too, so I can jerk my dick off and collect good porn on the same site. If you're searching around, you might as well scroll down and turn on different sections of the website. If you're looking for something specific, type the name in the search bar, and you'll find it.
Well, now that you're on Reddit, and on the section that you want, you can start having fun. Excuse me for being excited. This review is like the only fun time in my life that I have. No one calls me to go out anymore since they know I get paranoid if we do anything but sit on the couch. Girls won't look at me, because my body is decaying, blah, blah, the whole thing. So, now that you're here let's go through the basics once again. There's the name of the section and the button to become a member at the top.Besides that, you have a short description on the left and the mod names. You also get the rules, carefully laid out, so that you can read and understand them. I was never good at following rules and good things, so I guess that's why every person rejects me when I come across them. So, ultimately, the rules are easy to read and follow. Besides that, you'll love this section about the celebs, especially when you hear about the content.
When you're on Reddit.com, you get many perks. These include a few things. For example, you get all the content for free. Whether it's videos, music, images, questions, stories, fucking recipes that my grandma looks up, drug dealing markets, everything's there. And you get it all for free, absolutely, with not even a single cent required. Besides that, on Reddit, you also have all sorts of content, and this is basically like a cesspool of everything that humans create and produce. And, I guess I fall into that category too, since I'm one of the losers who use this site regularly. I'm trying to cut back on it, though. But you're all luring me again with this content with celebs.
The content of this particular section
So, now that we went through all the technical crap and commercial parts of this review let's strictly focus on the content here for a second. Like I told you all, Reddit.com is a vast collection of all sorts of crap, so it's perfectly reasonable that you have a section like this on it. Now, you know me, I don't watch movies a lot, because, maybe, deep inside, they're making me feel lonely, you know. You got that whole stereotype of watching a movie with your girlfriend, with your arms wrapped around each other. And I haven't felt that in a while, quite possibly even never. I mean, unless cuddling my mom before bedtime counts, and I hate myself for it.
But, this section of Reddit still has some limitations, and I'm thankful for them quite frankly. I mean, I know that I'm a porn addict, but I don't think I'm at that level where I like men yet, even though I tried those fucking hypnotic videos out with sissies. Thank god they don't work, I don't need that in my life. So, this brings us to an inevitable conclusion, and it's that they only have female celebs. That means that you'll see all those women you usually dream of whenever you turn on your TV or Netflix. You know, like Emma Watson, Demi Lovato, and all those other women that most people know. Honestly, I have no idea who these celebs are, but as I said, I avoid the TV. It's in my family's living room, and I don't swim with sharks.
So, I think that the content here is quite fresh, actually. It's like looking at beautiful celebs without that whole aspect of them having schizophrenic attacks in interviews or just flat out playing sad roles that ruin your day. You can admire their beauty from a distance, and that's it. I think that this section is fantastic, and if you have celebrity crushes on women, this is the best place to share them with people. Lucky you, at least you get to share something with humans. At this point, these reviews are more stress relievers, rather than a business.
Registration and conclusion
If you want to register and join this Reddit.com section, all you need to do is make a Reddit account. And that's easy. All you have to do is pick a username, then put in your email, and think of a strong password. It's like applying your grandma for old folk's housing, except you can't steal her pension checks anymore. But, that's pretty much it about this celebs section, which leaves us with my conclusion only. What started as a depressing review had a positive impact on me, which I'll have to contribute to this section of the site. You know that I'll be visiting this place tonight, hoping to rub one out before my mother catches me and feels disappointed in me again. And, quite frankly, I'd recommend you do the same because it can be a fun experience. Peace out!