Porn Comix Online! It’s that time of the day, boys and girls, when we come together to praise ThePornDude and dive face-first into some quality online smut. Today on the menu we’ve got a less interactive, more entertaining form of pornography that everyone and their grannies has come across at some point in their exploration of online smut-filled nooks and crannies.Rhyming aside, we’re diving face-first into some porn comics, because porn comics are love and they are also life. Now you might be wondering how an Asian-loving hentai binging beta male cuck like myself might be into westernized adaptations of cartoons giving each other hard cocks on the daily. Well, the answer is simple – I am a pervert and so are you. So let’s dive into this den of smut where people come together to watch Marge Simpson getting railed by the entire male cast of The Simpsons, and usually starting with her husband and son for some fucking reason.
Sorting the Smut is Law
Normally when I review an aggregate site and let’s face it this is an aggregate site – they don’t draw their own smut, I find myself having to drone on and on about the finer points of drawn pussy until I eventually segue into what the site itself actually offers, because it’s hard to talk for an hour about the goddamn website in question. Usually, there’s a “Porn” button and there’s a cock and there’s an erection, and it’s all cut and dry. – Until it gets very very wet.On PornComixOnline, right off the bat you’re going to see a ton of useful categories on the main home bar that cross-sort the smut into handy categories, and it’s the kind of useful categories that you’re really going to be grateful for, because not everyone is into watching incest porn – you know what I mean?So I’m going to be going through every single one and giving you a blow by blow of what you can see within, because my god is there a ton of smut on this website. So first of all, we’ve got 3D comics!
This particular genre of smut comics has always had me fascinated because it does seem to be rather new-ish but has been growing like crazy in recent years and I can sort of see why. It’s some sort of uncanny valley between properly recorded babes taking a hard cock on camera and the drawn shit that you can’t really immerse yourself in if you’re not strictly into drawn pussy.All of the comics under this section seem to attempt really hard to draw a sort of believable and near-realistic looking rendition of people getting it on either with each other or with demonic beasts from another realm. Why? Who the fuck knows. But it works really well.
Naturally, because these categories are cross-sections, you’re going to find a lot of genres within this 3D section, so there’s going to be some incest, some rape and even some out there wild as fuck consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Absolutely insane.There’s also some trend to draw penises onto actual women who already have vaginas, so they can pound each other without the artist having to draw an actual male character. I like this dedication to inserting dicks onto chicks (and into them) because it means there’s more time to be spent perfecting the tits. I know that if I were an artist I wouldn’t bother to draw a full-scale male body, with abs and shit, because it would be an absolute waste of my time, and kind of gay. Unless I was to draw a real-life rendition of ThePornDude, in which case it wouldn’t be gay, it would be absolutely awesome, and I’d be honored if he would pose nude for me. But that would require me to actually learn how to draw first, and I can’t be assed.Finally, under 3D porn, you’re going to find a lot of uncanny valley feelings because most of these animators go out of their way to pursue this visual style that looks eerily realistic and very uncomfortable at the same time. Under that style, you’re going to find a lot of at-home family smut, like incest porn, but there’s some girl-next-door themed porn too, so you’re definitely going to get your fill.
Next up we’ve got the adult comics section which, as far as I can tell, is this website’s Wild West for comics that don’t get a technical sorting, but it’s usually where you’ll find the most innovative smut because of it. There’s a ton of original cartoon characters here that are fleshed out through interesting stories that’ll have you immersed for days. It’s really interesting to see the comics start out innocent, layout some exposition, and then get to the believable dicking right after.It’s nice to see that these artists aren’t just in it for the smut art – they’re selling you a story, for free, all on one website. There’s also some cartoon adaptations on here, and right off the first page I can see “Bubbles’ Glee” which is a porn adaptation featuring famed Powerpuff Girl Bubbles, though aged way up so that it’s not absolutely inappropriate. They gave her huge tits, so it works quite well.There are some extremely weird comics as well, like one I see here called “Soaking Up Sun” that seems to be devoted to inhumanly large and obese women at the beach. Now I’m being discriminatory, these aren’t plump and curvy women I’m complaining about – I’m talking about real land-whales that even ThePornDude wouldn’t throw his 20 incher at. But if that’s your thing, you’re going to find an entire goddamn expertly drawn comic devoted to them.
This is a section that really confused me because it clearly features comics from all the other sections thrown in there, and I don’t know what to make of it. There are a few really extreme hardcore comics here that I couldn’t find in the other sections, so maybe it’s a place devoted to hardcore drawn sex, as opposed to say, the more innocent stuff that has more of a story. But all the comics eventually show hardcore penetration of some sort, so I’m not sure what to make of it. Either way, it’s there and it’s also free, so who cares. Check it out.
Now we’re really down the smut pit, with an intentionally misspelled section of the site because apparently saying “incest” on the internet these days gets you blacklisted or some shit – I’m not sure. But I’ve seen many sites intentionally playing around the genre by saying “step-sister” instead of the plain “sister”, so maybe there’s something to it. Maybe the FBI doesn’t want you having dirty fantasies, who knows.Anyways, this section is devoted entirely to bringing you incest themed comics exclusively, and again, you’re going to see comics from all the other sections, but only if they adhere to keeping the dicking well within the family. It’s nice to know that if you’re not into incest, you can avoid it by avoiding the section, and if you are, well, you can dive right the fuck in.
This is the section that I can’t recommend that much because if you’re into hentai you’re better off on a hentai-specific site, but that doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with it. Like with the other comics, you’re getting high quality, proper stories with real characters and just generally a lot of bang for your $0.
Here we fucking go. Nothing is sacred. If you’re going to have a drawn smut site you’re gonna see a furry tag, or in this case an entire goddamn section. It’s the same shit from the other categories, but everyone’s a furry – or a straight-up anthropomorphic animal. If you’ve ever played Sonic the Hedgehog and thought to yourself: “I’d like for him to stick his hog into my hedge” – This is how I assume furries communicate – then this is the category for you, you weirdo.
If you like drawn titties, you’ll like this site. If you also enjoy porn stories, but are too lazy to read an actual book, then you’ll absolutely adore this site.I should also mention that all of the categories we covered above have a dropdown menu that lets you sort by specific artist within that category, which is amazing, especially when you’ve found someone whose work you really appreciate.
Beyond that I’ll note that their comic viewer is one of those high-quality types where you get a full-screen preview of the smut with keyboard controls so that you can jack off with complete freedom and ease. So between that level of quality and the fact that the best comic artists are featured on the site, it’s a no-brainer. – Get on PornComixOnline right away!