DDF Network

DDFNetwork! If you require a new extra fantastic website that provides porn, then I have a surprise for you. This is your host PornGeek, and although I'm not as witty or fresh as ThePornDude, today I'm going to present you a little website called DDFNetwork.com. Here you can generally find some seriously smoking babes, and they are willing to do some crazy shit in these videos. If that sounds like something that you're interested in, then stick around and follow this review through, because you will be pleasantly surprised. Anyways, let's start, and I hope you'll like it. I really do. It's the same with people. I always want them to like me, and yet... Wait, my thoughts are running away, he-he!

First impression of the website

First of all, the site describes itself as 'where the naughty girls play,' and they couldn't be more correct about this. From the looks of it, it looks fantastic. Absolutely stellar. When you first enter this site, you'll see a huge add for their cams, yes, but after that add everything is fantastic. It actually kind of reminds of maybe like a comic book store or something like that (and I visited a lot of those because I'm a fucking nerd), but that's actually awesome. You can see their videos neatly lined up, and they have some sort of a cover as a thumbnail. They look like covers for Christmas specials, except they're not boring and they don't make you sick to your stomach. Like I make you sometimes, right?When you scroll down, after the videos, you can also see the categories, which is cool but also a bit unnecessary, since you get the list of videos and categories at the top of the site as well. So maybe they could've added a different feature or something, but that's okay as well. I mean, since the organization is incredible, let's not complain too much? I always do that, complain too much until everyone is sick of me, and then I cry in my room until my shirt gets all wet. And then I also have to ask my mommy to wash it for me, even though I know she's going to slap me for it. I need to learn how to wash my clothes, man. Under categories, they put in promotions and discounts from their partners, since this is like a little network after all.

Navigating was a breeze at least

I feel like the problem with high-quality sites is that they always need to make things more complicated. If not more complicated, then they just need to look more exclusive, more vibrant, and every other adjective that represents luxury. And that can be annoying as hell. But guess what? This site didn't do it. Okay, I don't think they need to separate their videos by like six ways of searching, but I don't have to masturbate six times a day as well, and yet I do it. EVERY day. Yeah, it is the reason why my dick looks like a badly fried shrimp, but who gives a fuck, right? I should look for professional help.Anyways, I don't know who searches for videos by the latest, most viewed, top-rated and whatnot, but for those of you that do, cool. Just remember that you can do that too. If you scroll down, you can also have some fun in the categories as well, since they are cool as fuck, not complicated, and they are simply well organized. Which always makes it easy for browsing and having fun, to put it like that. Maybe you're going to have too much fun like me, but that's your problem, DDFNetwork.com is just here to provide porn. But, if you catch yourself slipping, as in sliding your hand over your dick too many times, then I guess you have some changes to make. I tried, but I can't, so don't be a degenerate like me, please.You can also search for your favorite pornstar, whether she is active on this site like currently, or maybe top rated on this site of all time, so that's a pretty neat little thing as well. It looks like they got everything covered except how to help their customers when they get hooked on this site. This site is so good that they should have maybe like a helpline, and they should leave a phone number or something. I guess I'm in need of that since my therapist no longer wants to see me after I left cum stains on her chair for denying me candy.

The categories and a little bit about the content as well

I like how they didn't go with the 'too many categories' route, and that's always a good thing to see. You don't need too much-complicated shit when you just want to beat your fucking meat, am I right? ThePornDude maybe doesn't need to beat his dick that often because he actually has a life outside of the porn business, but for those of us who are lame... Well, it's a different situation. We are emotionally invested in this, as well. So I have to commend this site for their great ethics and obviously supreme knowledge in porn aesthetics and site organizing. What I'm trying to say is, they found a perfect amount of categories, if you're asking me at least.Also, there are no made-up shitty categories as well. It's all cool, and you can see things like blonde girls, brunette girls, group sex, and many other actually existing things. For example, bit tits is a great category as well. You can also find boy-girl (which is something that I'll never get to try), stockings, costume, fetish. So you know that it's wild. I'm just surprised. Usually, I can't wait to rag on a site because I'm a pathetic bitter jerk, and I'm also just pissed because my reviews suck compared to ThePornDude, but I just like this site and how it functions. That's it.If you click on a specific category and then enter a random video, you'll see a couple of extra cool things. First of all, the videos are available for download, and that's a feature that I'm definitely going to abuse in the future. Also, you can, like, choose what do you want to see. They give you the option of skipping straight to action, and not just in general, but any action you want. You can immediately jump to sucking or any kind of pose that they do during the video, which is actually cool because, for an average person, this cuts their browsing time a bit and doesn't consume all your time until you can't do anything else. And for me, it just gives me an extra twenty minutes to feel useless as fuck, so yeah.

Registration and conclusion

One exciting thing that I guess no one's going to use is the life long membership, so that's like the first thing that I need to mention. I get that you have excellent content, but nobody deserves a life long follower on a porn site. Some people enjoy being less retarded than me, and that's a universal thing. Not cool, DDFNetwork.com, not cool. Other than that, if you want to register, you need to choose your type of membership and just roll with it, and that's it. You can also test it out for three days with a new trial that'll cost you like a dollar and a half.So that's cool, you at least get to test it out before moving on, or altogether abandoning the idea of joining this site. Luckily, I'm not going to leave this idea. In fact, I'll spend the whole next week going wild to this in the dark. When you choose your type of membership, just type in your email, make up a nickname and a password, and that's it. It's a natural process, and I don't even have to explain it. If you don't get it, you're even more retarded than me, and that's a hard thing to achieve, so yeah.In conclusion, the site is excellent, it doesn't have any significant flaws whatsoever, and every detail was so spot-on, except that idiotic life long membership. If you want to update your site even more and make it even better, then DDFNetwork.com, get rid of that shit. I'm the lamest dude in the universe if I'm honest, and even I wouldn't buy a basically life long commitment, so yeah. Probably because I'm scared of commitment as well.