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HD Pornstarz! It seems that my constant begging worked! I have been begging mother to take me to the local family fun fair this year because the old bat never takes me anywhere: for being such a good male feminist this year I think I’m entitled to something better than eating frozen corn and licking leaking puddle water from the leaky pipes in the basement. After much whining and even crying about it she agreed. Who would have thought after 26 years of begging that this year would be the year she would give in? *Raises hand with a huge smile* Not this white knight, that’s who!We finally arrived at the fair after mother had tossed back three flasks of tequila in the car. She told me she had to be close to pass-out-drunk before she would even go to the fair with me. We had a good time until I decided to get on the ferris wheel. All hell broke loose after that and I’m not sure I even want to talk about it.But I guess I will. I was on top of the ferris wheel as I looked down trying to find mother. I couldn’t find her anywhere and was afraid she had gone off and sucked another carnie’s weenie again. As I was looking down I flipped out of the top of my compartment and almost fell off! Luckily I have the strength grip of a baby falcon and was holding on, but then I looked down! I began to scream and panic! I felt poop exiting my butthole as I defecated myself from pure fright! The ferris wheel stopped and a loudspeaker rang throughout the fair: “Stop all rides! Please help this man from falling off the ferris wheel! All children must look away!”Then people began to throw things at me. I could hear mother on the ground instructing everyone where to throw their trash – or in one man’s case where to aim his gun. “This will be the day he finally dies,” I heard someone say. It sounded just like mother but I refuse to believe she told someone that. Eventually, the fire department got me down and I thankfully did not die. Mother left before I was led down so I had to find a ride home: a nice Christian family that made me sleep in the trunk of their car.While sleeping in the trunk of the Christian family’s car I decided to use the downtime to uplift to pretty females. I visited HDPornStarz.com and to my horror, the family actually heard my videos! I could hear them praying and crying, speaking Bible scriptures and hurrying to mother’s house so they could throw out, “the demon,” which I guess was me but that did not matter then nor does it now: praising the female body does not take a day off and I will not apologize for it. If you too want to telepathically send good vibes to females like a good male feminist then HDPornStarz needs to be on your radar. Why? Come find out with me!

Decent amount of categories

I am a big sucker for good categories on a free tube site. I am happy to say that HDPornStarz has a decent amount of categories to choose from. Although I cannot say with sincerity that it has the most categories you will ever find on a free tube site (far from it) there is enough variety that you’re going to find something worthwhile just by browsing the categories alone. Expect the same usual categories you find on other free tube sites (e.g. Asian, Mature, etc.) with others you don’t always see (Glamcore as one example). The variety could be better but you won’t find me complaining that much when HDPornStarz makes it simple to browse content in other ways.

Lots of tags!

Such as tags! HDPornStarz makes up for the lack of categories by offering an impressive laundry list of tags that makes it simple to find whatever you are looking for. If HDPornStarz offered just that alone though it would be enough to garner praise but they don’t stop there. The tag list at HDPornStarz also shows which tags have the most videos. The bigger and bolder a tag is, the more videos you can expect to find behind that tag. For example, if you want to watch beautiful Asian mature females show off their bosoms so you can send positive psychic vibes to them, find the appropriate tag: if the tag has a lot of videos it will be bolder and bigger than the rest. It’s a simple way to identify which tags are most popular and which tags have the most females ripe for uplifting!

Search by adult performer

It’s called HDPornStarz for a reason: you can find videos by some of your favorite adult performers easily and without headache. The list is huge so if you have someone in mind you’re probably going to find them. I was fortunate to find a few mature Asian female performers that I have become fond of uplifting internally over the years and they kept me busy for most of the evening. If overdosing on good vibes was possible I would have committed mass murder again and again and again: I sent so many good vibes to these lovely females that they probably didn’t get a wink of sleep *giggles and smirks* sorry ladies, just letting you know what you mean to the male feminists of the world!

A lot of good full length clips

With a name like HDPornStarz you just expect to get at least longer clips of your favorite adult performers than you would find on a normal free tube site. Thankfully HDPornStarz delivers. Expect to find plenty of full-length clips that are sure to satisfy the white knight inside all of us. You’re going to be busy complimenting these amazing beauties for a long time to come so do what I do: sit back, grab a sports bottle, get naked if you have to, get a wet washcloth, some pork rinds, and prepare yourself for a marathon of male feminism that would make even the most toxic masculine man step back in awe of your power.*Stands up and points finger at the wall*TAKE A STEP BACK TOXIC MASCULINITY! THE WHITE LIGHT OF MALE FEMINISM WILL ALWAYS SHINE BRIGHTLY THROUGH YOUR DARK CLOUD OF DISGUST!

Additional videos of performer below video description

An awesome way to keep the good vibes rolling is to look at the additional videos recommended inside the video you are watching. It’s below the video’s description and you’re usually going to find a video of that same beaut showing off her best assets in another video. While you could click on the performer’s tag and view every video she is in, if you want to just browse around without having to resort to only watching videos of that female the recommended videos are a good way to do this. The themes are usually on-point with the video currently being watched so HDPornStarz does a good job with recommending similar videos.And I bet ThePornDude porked every one of them. My God, what an alpha!

Hottest screenshots in the thumbnail behind the ‘play button’

There are a few free tube sites that incorporate a screenshot spread of a videos’ hottest screenshots, but usually below the description. HDPornStarz has taken this concept and ran with it by adding such a spread within the video’s thumbnail (behind the play button). It’s a very clever choice that makes it easy to see exactly what type of video you are going to be watching before even committing to it. I would love to see more free tube sites use this method for showing the hottest screenshots of a video as it lets you know whether you want to watch it or move onto something else.Of course, I always opt to watch the video because I will never allow a female to go without being uplifted and praised! That’s not the male feminist way nor is it mine! If only certain Asians knew that about me…

Easy to download clips for offline use

Not every free tube site allows you to download their videos for offline use. I am happy to say that HDPornStarz not only allows you to download their videos to store onto your personal devices but they’ve made it so simple to do it that there really is no reason not to download every mature Asian video on HDPornStarz. The download speeds are incredibly fast too so you won’t be waiting forever. When mother turns off the Internet proclaiming that, ‘demons,’ are using it to, ‘steal her social security,’ it’s a good way to continue telepathically uplifting beauties.