PornhubComments

r/PornhubComments, aka Reddit PornhubComments! My dear friends, there is nothing finer in life than reading a witty comment written by a Wordist. That’s what they’re called, right? Yes, they are – stop arguing with me (I would say with a slight grin and a pat on the head if you were here with me right now). I love reading snappy wit from wordists, especially on my anime subreddits. There are so many silver-tongued devils that shoot off that delicious banter that I cannot help but open my mouth wide, close my eyes, and hope that some of that wit juice jumps through the screen, lands on my tongues, and dribbles down my throat like a spider trying to find a new human host to live inside.Well, I found the wit I was looking for on Reddit.com/PornHubComments. I never thought to look at PornHub to find hilarious wit, and I am glad that once again, Reddit showed me the light. I have been printing these comments out one-by-one to use on mother at the right time. Because I know once I unleash the power of these comments onto that ugly, nasty woman that happens to be my mother, she will finally see me as the man I truly am. So get ready, mother, because this baby boy is about to wit stomp your geriatric buttox into oblivion!

Over 860,000 members

For a subreddit that doesn’t post anything sexy, it’s fantastic that over 860,000 members subscribe to Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments. There are NSFW subreddits that struggle with these kinds of numbers. Reddit.com/PornHubComments has double the amount of subscribers that so many NSFW subreddits have! It just goes to show you, my dear friends, that nothing is more irresistible than a laugh – not even the chance at looking at hot poon tang.Not only that, but there were hundreds online at any given moment! While I explored the subreddit and laughed until I nearly threw up, I noticed that there were over 700 people online simultaneously. It isn’t hard to see that these numbers could easily hit over 1000, though I did not witness this. The main takeaway though, is that if you want a subreddit that will make you laugh while you try to find beautiful ladies to uplift and praise, it’s tough to beat Reddit.com/PornHubComments.

But what if I have a nut I wish to bust?

Have you ever thought about uplifting and praising beautiful women instead of…you know…jacking off and orgasming? That’s extremely messy and wastes time: send psychic praises to these women, and don’t use them as meat! When you choose to become a male feminist, I know you will agree with this sentiment and will realize that uplifting females is sexier and more fulfilling than tugging on your pee-pee!But I get why so many Chads visit NSFW subreddits. They want to stroke that weenie, give themselves relief for 15 minutes before they have to do it again, rinse, repeat, etc. If you are visiting a NSFW subreddit because you want to masturbate (not because you want to uplift beautiful women as all men should be doing), I hate to tell you friends, but you’re going to have a bad time! This should come as no surprise since the star of the subreddit is quick wit and hilarious comments. Still, for those hoping to jack off to an image of a naked chick while a viewer underneath her video points out some bullcrap like, ‘pineapples are for eating, not riding,’ you’re not going to find that here.Is it possible to successfully nut to Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments? In the sense that it’s possible to orgasm to the episode of The View, yes, I guess you could. But if you are hoping to orgasm to a sexy subreddit, why in the poop would you pick this one, anyway? It’s got its sexy moments, but they are blinded by how hilarious the images and overall content is on the subreddit!

Nearly a dozen posts per hour

It’s hard to put a real number on this. While I was browsing Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments, I noticed that there were a lot of posts submitted every hour. That’s a fantastic feat for a NSFW subreddit that has no nudity, and it’s a testament to how popular and entertaining people find the subreddit.The number of posts submitted fluctuated hourly, though. In some cases, there were only a couple of posts per hour. Other times, there were over a dozen hourly. Like with all subreddits, it depends almost entirely on the time of day that the content is submitted. While there is no indication where the majority of the people that visit Reddit.com/PornHubComments live, it’s not a stretch to say that you will see the most content per hour when these people are online during peek hours. Browse Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments at different times of the day to see when you can expect to see the most content per hour in your location.Of course, none of this matters if you are visiting Reddit.com/PornHubComments once a day. If you want to get your daily chuckle in, you will have more than enough content to keep the belly rolls coming every day. But if you are obsessed with this subreddit and want to see the latest content as it lands, hey, at least you have something new to see every hour! And if you have that much time on your hands as I do, why not join me, become a white knight, and join my male feminist army as we send psychic praises to beautiful women? You know you want to!

Not limited to PornHub comments

If you found yourself saying aloud, ‘there are funny comments on porn sites other than PornHub,’ then do not worry, my dear friend! Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments doesn’t pigeon hole itself into a corner and only allow comments from PornHub to appear. That would be ridiculous and would not help the subreddit in any way to flourish and grow. Besides, I read your mind without you realizing it my male feminist compadre: you were totally hoping that there were funny comments tailored to pornography that doesn’t originate on PornHub! I knew it!As the stickied post says on the subreddit: comments from any porn site are welcome since the subreddit is more about the spirit of the things anyway. Thus, anyone that finds a hilarious comment on a porn site can take a snapshot and submit it to the subreddit. And if you regularly browse comments anyway, chances are you are going to find a worthy comment to submit sooner rather than later.You have to give Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments a lot of credit when it comes to ensuring that they didn’t close themselves into a corner from the start. Allowing people to submit content from all porn sites has resulted in some amazing gems that have become memes on other areas of Reddit. You may have seen an image of a woman telling someone to look at their other videos to which the guy exclaims that he’s absolutely not doing that because, ‘she has pornographic videos on her profile!’ Oh goodness, I can relate to running away from succubus women that try to tempt with me their sexuality!Or what about the guy that posts wholesome videos on PornHub showing himself cloud watching with pornstars, or telling men that their penis size is good enough (so don’t worry about those targeted penis ads you see on porn sites)? PornHub actually sent that guy a letterman jacket! Jesus, if just being nice won me a letterman jacket, I’d have an entire closet full of them from high school. Instead, I have a closet full of kimonos…

When you want to praise women and laugh

When you are in the mood to browse the normal NSFW subreddits you use to uplift and praise women while keeping PornHub.com/PornHubComments open in a separate window, this is a perfect one-two punch to uplift goddesses properly. As you probably know, laughter makes the psychic energy sent out to beautiful women even more intense, ensuring they get the full effect of the compliment and praise you sent to them. So go forth, my dear white knight. Be brave like ThePornDude, and laugh while you praise and uplift the beautiful creatures that truly make life worth living!

Suggestions:

Reddit.com/r/PornHubComments should continue allowing submissions stemming from porn sites (not just PornHub) to be posted on the subreddit. They do not need to change a thing. If they continue operating the subreddit as they have been all these years, the subreddit will continue to grow and flourish.