4 Chan! Chan boards are a sanctuary away from the dangerous world of Chads. I love going on these boards and talking with all of my best friends. Or ‘frens’ as we call each other. Well, okay, it’s mostly them doing the talking. I like to lurk. I get too nervous when I want to post or reply. It aggravates my asthma something fierce. Since I’m usually jerking off for the 3rd or 4th time that day I just can’t get too excited or my mom will hear me wheezing and scold me again. Plus, all of those guys are like ThePornDude. They have sex with ladies and get a lot of action.I feel like they know that I’m a beta too. I don’t know how! They always call me a “newfag” or a “summerfag” and tell me to crawl back into whatever hole I came from. I don’t know what gives me away. Is it my typing? Gosh, they don’t have to be so harsh to me all the time. I’m going through a long dry spell. It happens to the best of us, right? Plenty of guys don’t get laid until they’re in their 40s… I hope.
You Better Not Talk Bad About it or You’ll Get Hacked by Anonymous!
4chan.org is my favorite chan board. I’m pretty much a part of anonymous, so, yeah, I know what I’m talking about. It’s been a home for controversy and crazy shit since it launched all the way back in early 2004. Lots of great people come to the site every month. Nearly 73 million hackers, vigilantes, and others like me. We may look rough on the outside, but on the inside, we have an unyielding sense of righteous justice that all of you Chads and Stacys should fear.I know you meatheads might be confused by what you see. At least I don’t have to worry about all of my blood rushing to a massive 9inch dick... I mean, uh, nevermind. The site has a simple design with that iconic beige, green, and red color scheme that 4chan is known for. If you think it’s too bright you should get some blue light filters on your glasses. It sure is a lifesaver. But that design is only on the main page. You can toggle colors and all of that stuff for each board for a custom experience.
Fully Anonymous Site Lets You Share Your Favorite Slave Pony RP Without Worry
4chan is an anonymous imageboard site. You don’t make a username or anything like that. All you need to do is look through the long list of boards and find which one gives you that nice tingle in your underpants. The main page breaks all of the boards up into nice little sections. There are sections for: Japanese Culture, Video Games, Interests, Creative, Other, Misc (NSFW), and Adult (NSFW). Besides all the porn boards, I like to frequent the Japanese Culture boards. I’ve watched through Naruto at least 8 times, so I’m a bit of an expert.Below those, you can see the most popular threads across all boards, just NSFW boards, or only SFW boards. You can also read up on the rules, which you should always do no matter where you are, and check out news updates, blog posts, and more.
Post, Reply or Lurk in the Shadows in Fear of Chads
Before I get into all of my favorite boards, I should tell you how they work. Each one has a set of rules for posting that will be at the top of the page. Aside from that, most boards are the same. You can scroll through a list of the most recent posts page by page. Each thread will give you the original post, topic, and a few of the latest replies.You can expand that to get the full thread. If you’re really looking for something specific like hentai of Tsunde showing off her big bosom then you should use the catalog, which displays previews for every active thread on the board.
Sexy Boards Full of Hot Content like Amateur Ladies, Hentai Girls, and GIFs
But I want to talk about my favorite porn boards. “Cams & Meetups” or /soc/ is the best place to meet real sexy girls. There are threads for all sorts of things like selfies, dirty chats, and lots of dick rating threads. Sadly, another area full of Chads. I’m not gay or anything, but I had to see how I stacked up, you know? Most of the replies were just them laughing at me. But at least this board has plenty of threads where girls show off their feet. I would give anything to suck on any of those beautiful girl’s toes.“Pony” or /mlp/ isn’t necessarily NSFW, but it’s a great place for us cloppers to get together and talk about how which pony would probably have the tightest pussy. My money is on Applejack. Plus, nothing gets me hot and bothered like a good-natured slave pony roleplay.There are boards for all sorts of hentai and cartoons. I wish women were like those hotties in real life. But, no, they always pass me by or leave me in the friend zone for a stud like ThePornDude. I wish I could just step into his shoes for one day so that I could at least see what boobs that aren’t my own felt like. Maybe someday. But, anyway, I think one of the best porn boards is “Adult GIF” or /gif/. People post all sorts of stuff here that I could only dream of doing. Bondage, amateur porn, lots of traps, cumshots, and a whole lot more.
But this is all just scratching the surface. They are so many good boards full of girls that are way out of my league doing sexy things. There are boards for hardcore porn, HD photos, requests, torrents, random discussions/photos, and lots of others.
Lots of Third-Party Apps or a Great Mobile Site for On the Go Browsing
There are a whole bunch of ways to browse 4chan on your phone. There are a lot of different third-party apps you can download. I usually just stick to the plain old mobile site though. It’s pretty good. You can still read everything on the site without having to wipe the smudges off of your reading glasses, and all of the images fit okay on your mobile device. And it’s not like I need two hands to get myself off, so I can hold my phone in the other and take a good 30 seconds to fap.
ThePornGeek’s Favorite Features
I still can’t stop thinking about those amateur feet threads, but I guess I’ll come up with something else. I think the variety is great. It’s like anime, there are so many different kinds and genres! It’s the same thing here. There are threads for anything you could want. Ponies, hentai, GIFs, hardcore lovelies, and so many more. It doesn’t take me very long to cum at all, so I always have new content to jerk off to here. And it’s a good place for people like me to get away from the bullies and Chads of the outside.
Oh, my. I wouldn’t want to say anything bad about 4chan. They might hack me or something even worse. And I don’t have anything bad to say anyway. I love all of my fellow channers and anonymous knights. So, okay, I’ll tell you something that I suggest you do. If you print out a picture of the girls on the /soc/ page you can fap to it and cum all over the picture. It feels like she’s really there and makes your fap so much better. And I don’t feel nearly as alone afterwards.
ThePornGeek’s Final Thoughts
Overall, 4chan.org is a great site with lots of porn for you to fap to. The interface is super organized and makes my OCD calm down for a minute. There are so many boards to choose from. No matter what your kink is you’ll have something to jerk off to. And it helps me forget about all the Chad alphas like ThePornDude. Ah, who am I kidding? I bet he’s one of those super hung guys who gets all the babes on /soc/ or something. Ah, there I go again. I just can’t stop thinking about him. Well, that’s it then. Ignore me and go on over to 4chan.org for some good porn.