LuxureTV

Luxure TV! Well, I’d say you’re in for quite a treat, but that’s only if you’re the type of person whose been masturbating for porn so long and vigorously that you’ve outgrown all kinds of ‘normal’ vanilla porn are now more into more hardcore and bizarre stuff, like I am. You see, I’ve been fapping to pornography for the better part of a decade now, and I gotta say that LuxureTV is one of those sites that I can really depend on when I need porn with a little more ‘zest’ in it – and that zest is comprised of all kinds of bodily fluids and excrement.

It may sound gross to all you normies out there, but hardcore bizarre porn can actually get a lot of serial masturbators such as myself out of a pickle whenever we’ve exhausted all possible options in terms of pornographic content choice and have to switch to something that’s ‘next level’ hardcore. I mean you try masturbating 3 times a day to porn and see if you’ll still be able to get it up for the same stuff after the second or third fap.

If you were thinking that LuxureTV is a site that’s gonna satisfy you visually, then you might have a better time on another website because this place is riddled with porn so nasty you can practically smell it through your screen. It contains a lot of bestiality, BDSM that goes way beyond the watered-down crap those big-budget porn studios produce, genital mutilation of both penises and vaginas, amputees, pregnant women and other XXX categories that normal people would call ‘fucked-up’.

This is definitely a site that’s not for beginners, but if you have a debilitating porn addiction like I do and can’t go more than 6 hours without beating your meat, then you’ll probably find something worth blowing a load to here. I personally love using this site when I’ve been on a masturbating spree and need something extreme to end it – it’s the perfect finisher for an exhausting porn bender. I don’t know if this site’s passed the Porn Dude’s quality check test, but it certainly passes mine in terms of ‘hardcore porn website’.

You May Be Into Furries, But…

I used to have a dog back when I was in junior high that I desperately wanted to teach to do certain things to me which girls I liked wouldn’t because they’d gag each time I’d try to talk to them – one day I was caught trying to teach it something by my stepdad, and he gave it away to some other family after beating me with a belt for two hours. Now I’m by no means into bestiality, but I am into furries – however, furry porn does get pretty boring after a while because I’m not a huge fan of bipedal animals fucking each other. However, I’m sure that there are a lot of you out there who would be into bestiality, and that’s not to say that you like to fuck animals, it just might mean that you like fapping to large animals fucking women, and that’s totally okay in my book! If you do happen to enjoy that kind of content, then you can find plenty of it here on LuxureTV.

You May Like Fucking Your Body Pillow, But…

The body pillow I own was actually bought back in 2012 – one fateful day, I decided to steal my mom’s credit card and use it to purchase it via an online marketplace. I might’ve been able to save up enough money on my own but I’m strongly against supporting evil Western capitalism, so I’ll likely never have a paying occupation and will forever live off whatever my mother gives me. Back in 2012 though, I had no money whatsoever, and I couldn’t ask my own mother to buy me a Hentai body pillow so I stole her credit card – the beating I received afterward from my stepfather was pretty brutal, but it was all worth it because I’ve been using that body pillow to please myself on the occasion ever since. I imagine that having sex with an amputee feels similar to having sex with a body pillow, and I gotta say, all those people who have sex with amputee women in the videos here on LuxureTV got it pretty good!

You May Be Into Hardcore Porn, But…

Are you into genital mutilation? And no, I don’t mean the kind you can run into on those popular sites like XHamster and whatnot. I’m talking about hardcore genital mutilation that’s so severe there’s blood involved and it’ll likely make you gag. Yeah, that kind of genital mutilation. This stuff is definitely not for the faint of heart – even someone like me who’s watched porn regularly for a decade would think twice before fapping to some X-rated genital mutilation so fucked up it makes the Human Centipede movie look like a children’s cartoon. This site has plenty of videos showing people inflicting excruciating pain to themselves via mutilating their genitals, which I bet is far more painful than whatever pain I feel on those days when I masturbate over 10 times and the head of my penis starts to change colors.

There’s Even Some Good Old Femdom

Now here’s a category that I love! When it comes to alternative and/or bizarre pornography, one of the few categories that get me hornier than ever is femdom. I might not be into chasing women in real life, but I’ll definitely bend over for any hot leather-clad dominatrix sporting a sizeable dildo on a strap-on and let her do me raw. I just love it when women decide to take charge since I never really try to initiate any sort of contact with girls ever. If there are by chance any women reading this then I’d like all you ladies to know that the Porn Geek is down for all kinds of femdom-induced submission – peg me, whip me, make me eat from a doggy bowl, I’m all for that!

Plenty of Cuckolding Too

Cuckolding is another alternative XXX category I’m really into! Let me make this clear for all of you: If I ever get married by some chance, it’s definitely going to be fun for whichever elf-eared girl becomes my future wife – I know that my micropenis could never truly satisfy any women, and I’m totally okay with letting tall, muscular well-hung guys plow my future wife on the regular, just to make her feel good! I’d even watch from the sidelines in awe and maybe even record the footage so that I can fap to at my leisure. Cuckolding is truly one of the best things to ever happen to porn, and I’m really glad there’s plenty of it here on this site.

Hentai’s Here Too…

Oh yeah, who can forget the Hentai – there’s not a great deal of it here on LuxureTV, but it does have its own dedicated category. All the Hentai on this site happens to be full episodes of various popular Hentai series, so if you have an extreme obsession with drawn Japanese porn like I do then you’ll be glad to know that there’s plenty of it here, and it’s not cut-down scenes that show only sex so you’ll definitely get your fill of plot as well.

Weirdly Enough, There’s No Scat At All

There are a few pissing videos scattered around this site that are definitely worth your time and your load if you’re into sexualized urination. One thing I did notice however was that the pissing videos on this site were more or less the only form of scat porn on here. Weirdly enough, as hardcore as LuxureTV is, it contains no true scat porn whatsoever. This is pretty disappointing seeing as how this site has literally every bizarre and hardcore XXX category on it from cuckolding to bestiality, and the only hardcore genre which seems to be missing here is scat – one of the most commonly watched hardcore porn genres of all.

Works Fine From My Phone

While LuxureTV (often misspelled as “luxturetv”, “luxurtv”, “luxurytv”, “luxeretv”, “luxortv”, “luxure.com” and “enluxure”) isn’t the most fastest-loading website when it comes to mobile devices, it’s still optimized enough to work fine on any modern smartphone you open it on – even my 75$ Samsung, (which is definitely starting to show signs of age due to the fact that it takes almost a minute to open up a browser), can open this site with relatively no problems and in addition open and play all of the videos uploaded on it. This, of course, means that I’ll be visiting LuxureTV from my phone from just about any bathroom, regardless if it’s at the local library or at a relative’s house – all I need is free Wi-Fi and I’m good to go.