Show 411+ sites like Porn In Fifteen Seconds:
Porn In Fifteen Seconds
Reddit Porn In Fifteen Seconds, aka r/PornInFifteenSeconds! Reddit is a magical place. You can find virtually anything that you are interested in, and that includes lessons for getting your sex on. I admit that I have been a horny white feminist as of late, though I don’t say that lightly. I refuse to see females as pieces of meat as the other Chads do, so I have kept my pecker silenced through psychically uplifting and praising the beauties that I come across on the Internet. But lately, I have been unable to hold my hand off my weenie and stop it from stroking and ejaculating all over my box of sexy anime figurines.
I visited Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds hoping that I could get a crash course in sexing up a female and making her want me quicker than I can masturbate on my own. Why put forth the effort when you can do it yourself, you know? When I visited the sub, that isn’t at all what was on it! No friends, the GIFs here feature porn scenes that are over and done within fifteen seconds!
I have never seen sex acts escalate that quickly before! It made me short of breath and nervous about what is to come. If I find a nice lass to lay and have the sex with, will she expect me to give her the ride of her life within fifteen seconds? What if I don’t last longer than fifteen seconds, and she laughs me out of the cheap motel I’ve booked for us (and her family if they need a bed to stay in.)? Oh mother, these thoughts are making me so stressed out that I never want to orgasm again!
Over 800,000 members
If you are looking for a subreddit where there is no lack of members, Reddit.com/r/PornInFifteenSeconds is precisely the type of subreddit you need to be visiting, my dear friends! Especially if you want to uplift the beautiful females that make this subreddit what it is, you are going to have more than enough beauties that will make you want to stand up, put your hand over your heart, and pledge to be their white knight in shining armor every day of your life. I look forward to the day that I can give this pledge to a fair lass: she will appreciate what I do for her, unlike that fat cow mother (no apologies mother – deal with it). There should be more than enough goddesses to praise and uplift, as Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds had nearly 2000 online members when I visited at the early part of dawn. That number stayed steady throughout the day, and it never fell below 1500 at any point in time. That’s a fantastic base to have, and one that ensures there is always something new to look at (more on the post frequency later). I suppose the amount of people visiting the subreddit is so impressive because of the nature of the content. Sure, you’re going to get nothing but porn on Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds. I mean come on friends, it says so in the subreddit. Moreover, you’re guaranteed to see the hottest scenes of a porn video, meaning you are getting the best of the best in a 15-second montage. That has to entice the Chads to come over to Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds and masturbate furiously to the smut that is available for them, while the rest of us male feminists use this opportunity to uplift the gorgeous gals that are showing off how confident they are with their bodies, minds, and soul. The Chads won’t appreciate what it means for a female to get porked over a sushi bar while blowing every chef in the back, but us male feminists do - right boys?Porn for when you’re in a hurry (or not)
I have never been in a situation where I had so little time to orgasm that I needed to jerk it within a few seconds. Then again, I can count on one hand the many times that I have had an orgasm, so I suppose I’m not the best person to ask for insightful analysis. But I have to wonder if most Chads run into this problem. You have a raging boner, you need it to go away, so you jack off to quick porn and orgasm by the time the fifteen seconds are up. That’s how it works on this subreddit, right? The content is so hot that the human body cannot help but cum in a span of 15-seconds? I took a pause and asked someone in another NSFW subreddit if that’s the point of Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds. It is safe to say friends that I am not only not welcome to that subreddit again, but I may have to change my username completely. I am getting DMs telling me what a dumb little fruget I am (whatever that means). In other words, the content will not make you orgasm within 15 seconds. I…don’t know why I figured that was the case. Don’t inquire any further, friends: no, wait, don’t smell my hand. Don’t look at it; that’s ectoplasm dripping from it, I have ghosts down here. Reddit.com/r/PornInFifteenSeconds is still a sexy place to visit for amazing smut! When you want to view the hottest instances of a scene as a montage in the span of a few seconds, you’re not going to find it anywhere else. It’s another example of how Reddit brings niches and interests together – whether they are NSFW or not – and in a way, almost creates new porn genres that can only thrive on a bulletin board site like Reddit.Another niche NSFW subreddit that delivers the goods
What I find amazing about subreddits like Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds, my dear friends, is that they create new kinds of porn that you would never have found without a site like Reddit existing. What you do with that porn is entirely up to you. ThePornDude reviews it, other male feminists and I use the imagery to send telepathic praises to boost the female’s confidence, and the Chads like Derek that live down the block use the sub to send me masturbation videos via text. Forgive my language mother, but Derek can fuck right off. It is one thing for a subreddit like Reddit.com/r/PornInFifteenSeconds to deliver niche content that you can’t find elsewhere. It’s something else entirely when the content is this good. Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds carries on the same tradition as other NSFW subreddits by allowing only top-quality content to be posted on the subreddit. Quality control is of the utmost importance to moderators, too. Per their rules on the sidebar, poor quality submissions are not allowed. Content that does not follow the ‘montage structure’ that the subreddit demands will not be posted; GIFs cannot have an abrupt ending, either. With such an emphasis on quality control, it is no wonder that the subreddit has so many subscribers and visitors to the sub no matter what time of day it is. It’s an impressive number. It shows that when a NSFW subreddit truly nails a niche and does it right, people cannot help but visit.Rarely exceeds ten posts a day
One of the problems I have with Reddit.com/r/PornInFifteenSeconds is that the post count rarely exceeded ten posts per day. With so many subscribers and lurkers, you would think there would be more content on the subreddit. Although that could be chalked up to Reddit.com/r/PornInFifteenSeconds demonstrating proper quality control when it comes to the subreddit, I was still disappointed when I saw that the subreddit had this few submitted posts. It's ultimately not a bad thing when you consider that the subreddit was founded in 2014. With so much content submitted over the years, new subscribers will have more than enough content to consume. Male feminists that have never been here will now have an abundance of content to look at and beauties to praise and sanctify as they telepathically let them know that they appreciate them. But for the users that have been on the subreddit from day one, where to do they go from here? Less than ten posts per day doesn’t cut it, especially if you are like me and want to send good vibes to the females in these GIFs every day. If you plan to visit daily, you may find yourself running out of fresh content every day. For those that plan to visit sporadically, it will not take long for this subreddit to have enough content to make it worthwhile. Still, it would have been nice to see Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds feature tons of daily submissions like other NSFW subreddits that sport these numbers.Suggestions:
Reddit.com/PornInFifteenSeconds delivers montages of amazing porn scenes in fifteen literal seconds. It’s an excellent theme for a subreddit, but unfortunately, the lack of daily submissions may turn some people off. Whether it’s because of quality control or something else, it would have been nice for the subreddit to have more posts daily.- Over 800,000 members with thousands online at any moment.
- Montage of sex scenes in fifteen seconds or less
- NSFW niche that delivers amazing content
- Usually less than 10 submissions per day
Find a better FREE “Porn scenes with a maximum length of 15 seconds” subreddit than R/PORNINFIFTEENSECONDS on PornGeek!
411+ Hall of Fame LIKE Porn In Fifteen Seconds
